Well, I would like to go on record to say that I was completely offended. In fact, now that I think about it, you're all a bunch of stupid jerks except, maybe, for those who bought the exact same farkles I did. You guys are pretty smart except you're probably too mechanically inept to install them correctly. And those of you who bought other farkles are overpaid morons who toss good cash after trash. And you're a complete idiot if you don't wear the exact same gear I do all the time including in your office chair because that book might fall off the shelf. And I pity you fools who bought something other than an '03 because those other colors are butt ugly. And you're a wimp if you didn't do a BBG yesterday. And what kind of moron doesn't use the same oil I do, even when I change my mind?
Of course, I'm kidding. Pretty much everything I know about this bike I learned here, and I'm grateful to you all. And if Jeff said something offensive, I missed it.
But your tires suck.