So it was that time again. Time to subject myself to the indignity of another annual physical at my primary care physician's. Always a great time, especially if you like being prodded and probed, having your genitals fondled and asked to cough and your *** reamed to check if your prostate is oversized. :glare:
I'm an employee loosely associated with the healthcare industry so I understand the importance of preventive medicine, so (if not gleefully) I willingly subject myself to this annual ritual of ridiculousness. I mean, please... doesn't the doctor think I might have a teensie clue if I had a hernia big enough to bulge when coughing? Or does she just want a goo peek at my junk? I'm also pretty sure I'd notice if it took me 5 minutes to take a leak and had to make 3 trips a night to the toilet. But I digress...
So I'm sitting in (one of the many) doctor's exam rooms and one of the unidentified worker bees is going through my medical history that they have captured on their computer system. We discuss all the stuff they should already know since I tell them the same stuff every year, and then...
"So," he says, "you haven't been to the dentist since such and such a date?"
"Umm, yeah I guess."
"And your last eye exam was over two years ago?"
"Uh huh." (Huh? How the heck did they know that stuff?)
"I need to ask you some questions about your lifestyle.
Do you own or keep any any firearms at home?"
"No."
"How about any high risk activities?"
"No."
"...like sky diving or motorcycle riding?"
"High risk? Who says? I ride motorcycles all the time!"
What the F***? What freeking business is it to my primary care physician whether I own guns (I really don't) or ride motorcycles (I obviously do). Thinking about this whole scene after the fact I have come to realize that the dentist, eye doctor and primary care doctor have been trading my files somehow. And the only reason that I can think of the doctor's wanting to know about guns and bikes is so they can share that info with the insurance company!!
In this age of supposed "Patient Information Privacy", there is some scary **** going on behind the scenes. I was not prepared for these intrusive ******** questions or I would have either refused to answer or lied. I've decided for a number of reasons (this is only a small part of) to find a new doctor.
Be wary...
I'm an employee loosely associated with the healthcare industry so I understand the importance of preventive medicine, so (if not gleefully) I willingly subject myself to this annual ritual of ridiculousness. I mean, please... doesn't the doctor think I might have a teensie clue if I had a hernia big enough to bulge when coughing? Or does she just want a goo peek at my junk? I'm also pretty sure I'd notice if it took me 5 minutes to take a leak and had to make 3 trips a night to the toilet. But I digress...
So I'm sitting in (one of the many) doctor's exam rooms and one of the unidentified worker bees is going through my medical history that they have captured on their computer system. We discuss all the stuff they should already know since I tell them the same stuff every year, and then...
"So," he says, "you haven't been to the dentist since such and such a date?"
"Umm, yeah I guess."
"And your last eye exam was over two years ago?"
"Uh huh." (Huh? How the heck did they know that stuff?)
"I need to ask you some questions about your lifestyle.
Do you own or keep any any firearms at home?"
"No."
"How about any high risk activities?"
"No."
"...like sky diving or motorcycle riding?"
"High risk? Who says? I ride motorcycles all the time!"
What the F***? What freeking business is it to my primary care physician whether I own guns (I really don't) or ride motorcycles (I obviously do). Thinking about this whole scene after the fact I have come to realize that the dentist, eye doctor and primary care doctor have been trading my files somehow. And the only reason that I can think of the doctor's wanting to know about guns and bikes is so they can share that info with the insurance company!!
In this age of supposed "Patient Information Privacy", there is some scary **** going on behind the scenes. I was not prepared for these intrusive ******** questions or I would have either refused to answer or lied. I've decided for a number of reasons (this is only a small part of) to find a new doctor.
Be wary...