Need some Friendly Advice on a Delicate Matter

[FJRay]

SacramentoMike and madmike2: Since I speak Spanish I have a call into Tattyana in San Juan, Puerto Rico to see if she has three Sisters (tres Hermanas!). Arriba, Ai!

What are you going to do with 3 of them?

Yew da man! Mui macho, mi hermano! :clapping:

Honest to my god. You old dudes are like a dog chasing cars. (What would he do with it if he caught one?)

Just sayin'

Just playin' with ya, boyz. I'm old, too

But You're cute, those guys not so much.

 

[MEM]

Honest to my god. You old dudes are like a dog chasing cars. (What would he do with it if he caught one?)

Just sayin'

Just playin' with ya, boyz. I'm old, too

But You're cute, those guys not so much.

awww...shucks, Ray :blush:

 

[madmike2]

Honest to my god. You old dudes are like a dog chasing cars. (What would he do with it if he caught one?)

Just sayin'

Just playin' with ya, boyz. I'm old, too

But You're cute, those guys not so much.

awww...shucks, Ray :blush:

Yeah, Mary Ellen....but our memories are vivid....sometimes....when the synapses are firing. :bleh:

Aaaannndddd....summa us are old enuff tuh have lotsa memories. Some are real. :blink:

 

[BigPaz]

should you be worried??

that depends. did you like it?? :blink:

 

[allrider]

Yeah, Mary Ellen....but our memories are vivid....sometimes....when the synapses are firing. :bleh:

Aaaannndddd....summa us are old enuff tuh have lotsa memories. Some are real. :blink:

Yeah Mike, but you know what they say,

Without pictures this didn't it never happened!

 

[johnny80s]

You got pegged!

 

[RadioHowie]

Funny how majicmaker has been strangely absent from his own thread for 2 days now.....

Wonder if he died from embarrassment???

 

[beemerdons]

Funny how majicmaker has been strangely absent from his own thread for 2 days now.....

Wonder if he died from embarrassment???

I just checked the FJR Forum Member Map and RadioHowie is the closest person living near San Juan, Puerto Rico!

Your Mission RH is to fly to PR and fully investigate this matter! RadioHowie, we want you to get to the bottom of this!

 

[beemerdons]

You got pegged Bluesy'd!

Fixed.

 

[wfooshee]

Funny how majicmaker has been strangely absent from his own thread for 2 days now.....

Wonder if he died from embarrassment???

That's the second time you've wondered if he died...

How was breakfast?

 

[majicmaker]

Funny how majicmaker has been strangely absent from his own thread for 2 days now.....

Wonder if he died from embarrassment???

Nope! No embaressment Here, Mr. "So.... Just how big was this Dildo???". I just now got home from Miami Airport.

I just got wrapped up in all the Superbowl Festivities on the Condado Beach Strip. :yahoo: All I had was my iPad and I was having waaaay too much fun to sit and catch up.

Funny thing though, There were at least 50 Superbowl Parties on the Strip alone and the Biggest one involved about 150 Harley Davidsons and they all had

their own Night Club to Party in and it was off the hook. :drinks: Problem was, there were NO WOMEM at all, and they were all dancing with each other.

They were all Leather Clad Carbon Copies of the Motorcycle Guy in the Village People. One of them actually had on ASSLESS Leather Chaps!!!

Wonder what the Hell that was all about. Must be an HD thing! Maybe some HD Guys among us might Enlighten us on that one.

This post was me trying to liven up this place a little. It has gotten Comatose around here over the last year! :dribble: No Human Assholes were damaged in the production of this Post!!

There is a real Tattyana and she is Wonderful. I'll email a Picture of her to Howie so he can post it. Just "NO Anal Probing Captions Please!!" :lol:

She was Laughing her Ass Off while I was Typing all this stuff! I was expecting the usual Anal Probing comments and I wasn't disappointed. :huh:

Howie, Wfooshee, MEM, HotRodZilla, (NO Zilla! I never woke up from a dream with a Spoon Up My ASS!) :lol: Wheaton, Beemerdons!

Although Beemerdons was at least a little sympathetic to my Anal Woes. I liked madmike2's the best! At least he gave me a "Back Door Opening"

(Pun Intended) by saying if there are No Pictures, It Never Happened!! I Appreciate that! And people I don't even know were taking Pot Shots at my ASS! :****:

Thanks for the Love Guys! :yes: Now I know that if this was ever to actually happen to me,

I won't come here for a shoulder to cry on. I'd have more support by logging on to www.SanJuanAssRape.com. :finger: This was fun wasn't it?! :clapping:

 

[HotRodZilla]

Gawd dude...I'm reading this on my phone. My wife started wondering why I'm laughing my ass off. So...I read the thread to her, telling her who everyone is.

She rolled her eyes some, was astounded some, and laughed at our stupidity a LOT. I gotta say though, Don, you're in trouble, and Wheaties, I don't know if I'm allowed to go camping with you anymore.

This place is sick, and I love it!!

 

[majicmaker]

Gawd dude...I'm reading this on my phone. My wife started wondering why I'm laughing my ass off. So...I read the thread to her, telling her who everyone is.

She rolled her eyes some, was astounded some, and laughed at our stupidity a LOT. I gotta say though, Don, you're in trouble, and Wheaties, I don't know if I'm allowed to go camping with you anymore.

This place is sick, and I love it!!

Just trying to give a little Love back to the place that has given me so much!! Tell your wife that my Asshole is safe and Sound!! :lol:

 

[beemerdons]

Come on now majicmaker, we've over 50 replies here and we still have not determined if Tattyana has a Sister or not! Damn it, Inquiring Minds Want To Know! jes' sayin'!

 

[majicmaker]

Come on now majicmaker, we've over 50 replies here and we still have not determined if Tattyana has a Sister or not! Damn it, Inquiring Minds Want To Know! jes' sayin'!

Yeah! She has a sister. But, she's happily married and off the market but, Trust Me! There is NO shortage of Babes to pick from in PR. :yahoo:

 

[RadioHowie]

Waiting on that picture!!

Slacker!

 

[beemerdons]

Waiting on that picture!!

Slacker!

Por favor RadioHowie, tres shots of San Juan rum y dos minutos con La Mujere muy Bonita del Puerto Rico would kill off your sorry old ass. But what a way to die, ese!

 

[majicmaker]

Waiting on that picture!!

Slacker!

I sent them to BEEMERDONS. He's working on them as we speak. I'll send you your copies!!

Send my your email address!!

 

[beemerdons]

Waiting on that picture!!

Slacker!

I sent them to BEEMERDONS. He's working on them as we speak. I'll send you your copies!!

Send my your email address!!

When did RadioHowie start liking girls? That's a new one!

 

[majicmaker]

Waiting on that picture!!

Slacker!

I sent them to BEEMERDONS. He's working on them as we speak. I'll send you your copies!!

Send my your email address!!

When did RadioHowie start liking girls? That's a new one!

He's liked girls for a while now. He just doesn't remember why!!