Need some Friendly Advice on a Delicate Matter

[beemerdons]

Here's Senorita Tattyana on the right, her Hija (her Daughter) Tattyana Jr. on left and some muy Feo Hombre in the Middle. Oh San Juan, I just want to go muy pronto!

In regards to La Canadiense: Senorita Maria Elena's comments as to what this El Perro Viejo (the Old Dog) would do if he caught una muy Bonita Mujere del Puerto Rico, trust me: This Old Dog would know exactly what to do, ese! Ai, Ai; es Fantastica! Even RadioHowie would remember what to do with these sweet Latina Beauties!

 

[beemerdons]

RadioHowie might even be persuaded to give up Manatees for her! Not 100% convinced of that!

 

[beemerdons]

Hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba and hubba!

 

[SkooterG]

Dude...have you ever had a dream that you're eating choloclat pudding and then wake up with a spoon in your ass?

If you did, you wouldn't tell us about it would you?? What happens between you and your dildo should stay between you and your dildo. Sheesh!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dude, you are one sick ****!

A little late to this thread, but better late than never. I guess?

 

[majicmaker]

Dude...have you ever had a dream that you're eating choloclat pudding and then wake up with a spoon in your ass?

If you did, you wouldn't tell us about it would you?? What happens between you and your dildo should stay between you and your dildo. Sheesh!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dude, you are one sick ****!

A little late to this thread, but better late than never. I guess?

G, Late is never a problem as long as you made it! Thanks for the format conversion! That was awesome!! :clapping:

 

[beemerdons]

Dude...have you ever had a dream that you're eating chocolate pudding and then wake up with a spoon in your ass?

If you did, you wouldn't tell us about it would you?? What happens between you and your dildo should stay between you and your dildo. Sheesh!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dude, you are one sick ****!

A little late to this thread, but better late than never. I guess?

GregM, have you noticed how often HRZ refers to his "dream"!

 

[majicmaker]

Dude...have you ever had a dream that you're eating chocolate pudding and then wake up with a spoon in your ass?

If you did, you wouldn't tell us about it would you?? What happens between you and your dildo should stay between you and your dildo. Sheesh!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dude, you are one sick ****!

A little late to this thread, but better late than never. I guess?

GregM, have you noticed how often HRZ refers to his "dream"!

Hmmmmmmmm, that thought crossed my mind too. That (Dream!) was a little too detailed. Just Sayin'

 

[beemerdons]

Dude...have you ever had a dream that you're eating chocolate pudding and then wake up with a spoon in your ass?

If you did, you wouldn't tell us about it would you?? What happens between you and your dildo should stay between you and your dildo. Sheesh!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dude, you are one sick ****!

A little late to this thread, but better late than never. I guess?

GregM, have you noticed how often HRZ refers to his "dream"!

Hmmmmmmmm, that thought crossed my mind too. That (Dream!) was a little too detailed. Just Sayin'

majicmaker: Left to Right is Big-D, HotRodZilla, pinhead, zzzzip and BeemerDonS. If you look closely you will see that HRZ has that same spoon in his upper right pocket! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

 

[HotRodZilla]

majicmaker: Left to Right is Big-D, HotRodZilla, pinhead, zzzzip and BeemerDonS. If you look closely you will see that HRZ has that same spoon in his upper right pocket! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

Remind me to NEVER let you take a picture of me again. I couldn't figure out why you kept asking me to hold that stupid spoon for you.

 

[majicmaker]

Dude...have you ever had a dream that you're eating chocolate pudding and then wake up with a spoon in your ass?

If you did, you wouldn't tell us about it would you?? What happens between you and your dildo should stay between you and your dildo. Sheesh!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dude, you are one sick ****!

A little late to this thread, but better late than never. I guess?

GregM, have you noticed how often HRZ refers to his "dream"!

Hmmmmmmmm, that thought crossed my mind too. That (Dream!) was a little too detailed. Just Sayin'

majicmaker: Left to Right is Big-D, HotRodZilla, pinhead, zzzzip and BeemerDonS. If you look closely you will see that HRZ has that same spoon in his upper right pocket! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

Yeah! He does have that look on his face where some spoons might have been involved somehow!!

 

[majicmaker]

Let me put this Picture in Perspective. This was us Stepping out for a New Years Eve Concert at the Condado Beach Hilton Hotel for a Dinner and Performance by

Gilberto SantaRosa and El Gran Combo. They had Never Performed together EVER!!! For those of you who don't know who that is, It's the equivalent of the Beatles

warming up the Crowd for Frank Sanatra to come in for the Kill!!! This was a once in a lifetime thing and we scored tickets!!! :yahoo: I flew all the way to PR for that Party.

Tattyana's sister's son works in the Industry and he was in the room when the Contracts got signed! The Governor of PR was there along with all sorts of Movie Actors!

It was the Event of the Decade and I WAS THERE!!! :clapping: Otherwise, You will never ever see me in a Suit!

 

[wfooshee]

Otherwise, You will never ever see me in a Suit!

And a double-breasted one at that! Really???

(Just to start a chain of lame jokes about other anatomical interests....)

 

[majicmaker]

Otherwise, You will never ever see me in a Suit!

And a double-breasted one at that! Really???

(Just to start a chain of lame jokes about other anatomical interests....)

That's a Ralph Lauren Baby! He's the Master of the Double Breasted Suit second only to Armani. I have one of those too but, I didn't want to spill food on it.

That's what I'll wear if I'm going to see the Pope! (Maybe). I was looking pretty Dapper if I have to say so myself. And it looks like I do!

 

[wfooshee]

Well, you're a lot better dressed than the first time I saw you!!!! :blink:

 

[Hudson]

He once had a street named after him but the street was renamed,

because no one crosses MagicMaker and lives.

As a congressional paige, he was repeatedly molested by his supervisors. But take one look at him...can you blame them? Really?

The pheremones he secretes have been known to effect people miles away,

in a slight, but measurable way.

Sheep two counties over spontaneously pucker at the mere mention of his name.

The term "three on the tree" was coined for him and his three lovers.

He is....the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't often have anal sex with co-workers, but when I do, I use KY. Stay loose, my friends..."

 

[Auburn]

He once had a street named after him but the street was renamed,

because no one crosses MagicMaker and lives.

The pheremones he secretes have been known to effect people miles away,

in a slight, but measurable way.

Sheep two counties over spontaneously pucker at the mere mention of his name.

The term "three on the tree" was coined for him and his three lovers.

He is....the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't often have anal sex with co-workers, but when I do, I use KY. Stay loose, my friends..."

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[majicmaker]

Well, you're a lot better dressed than the first time I saw you!!!! :blink:

Why Thank You Walt, I'd have to agree with you on that one! I've been told that when I take a bath, I clean up pretty well!

And I did get the "Lame Joke " about the Double Anatomicle Interest! I chose not to touch that one with a Ten Foot Pole!

Tattyana might see this thread one day! She thinks I'm a Gentleman.

 

[majicmaker]

He once had a street named after him but the street was renamed,

because no one crosses MagicMaker and lives.

As a congressional paige, he was repeatedly molested by his supervisors. But look at him...can you blame really them?

The pheremones he secretes have been known to effect people miles away,

in a slight, but measurable way.

Sheep two counties over spontaneously pucker at the mere mention of his name.

The term "three on the tree" was coined for him and his three lovers.

He is....the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't often have anal sex with co-workers, but when I do, I use KY. Stay loose, my friends..."

That was Freakin' Hilarious Hudson! I DO drink Dos XX My Friend, and when I Do, the Sheep, They Do Pucker. :lol:

 

[majicmaker]

Tattyana flew in this weekend to be my plus 1 at my niece's wedding in Orlando. I asked her if she brought any toys with her on this trip. She said NO!

So Far, No surprises! All is Good. But, I'll keep close watch on Her. :lol:

 

[RadioHowie]

Tattyana flew in this weekend to be my plus 1 at my niece's wedding in Orlando. I asked her if she brought any toys with her on this trip. She said NO!

So Far, No surprises! All is Good. But, I'll keep close watch on Her. :lol:

I can not believe you re-opened this mortifying thread.

Sleeping dogs lie, buddy!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: