Need some Friendly Advice on a Delicate Matter

[beemerdons]

Tattyana flew in this weekend to be my plus 1 at my niece's wedding in Orlando. I asked her if she brought any toys with her on this trip. She said NO!

So Far, No surprises! All is Good. But, I'll keep close watch on Her. :lol:

I can not believe you re-opened this mortifying thread.

Sleeping dogs lie, buddy!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

RadioHowie you inconsiderately unhelpful and incompetently irritating twat (as our Odot would say!), I can't believe you won't help a fellow Floridian!

Here you go majicmaker: The Mickey Mouse Fan Club Thermos available at Walmart just up the street from your niece's wedding in Orlando; $11.95.

 

[RadioHowie]

What an unkind, unthinking old phart you are to not recommend this as well...

 

[Bustanut joker]

Tattyana flew in this weekend to be my plus 1 at my niece's wedding in Orlando. I asked her if she brought any toys with her on this trip. She said NO!

So Far, No surprises! All is Good. But, I'll keep close watch on Her. :lol:

I can not believe you re-opened this mortifying thread.

Sleeping dogs lie, buddy!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm glad he did as I missed it the first time around. February, being the middle of winter, is a good month to drink away :dribble:

I wouldn't be too worried as I'm sure she took precautions to assure the pleasure pole was properly sanitized and disease free. I've had this happen on several occasions in the past. It don't hurt much after the 8th time.

Wemin can be cruel creatures when they get drinking and play kinky games. Why do you think I have sheep now?

Good on ya bud! And, Welcome to the club.

 

[majicmaker]

Tattyana flew in this weekend to be my plus 1 at my niece's wedding in Orlando. I asked her if she brought any toys with her on this trip. She said NO!

So Far, No surprises! All is Good. But, I'll keep close watch on Her. :lol:

I can not believe you re-opened this mortifying thread.

Sleeping dogs lie, buddy!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm glad he did as I missed it the first time around. February, being the middle of winter, is a good month to drink away :dribble:

I wouldn't be too worried as I'm sure she took precautions to assure the pleasure pole was properly sanitized and disease free. I've had this happen on several occasions in the past. It don't hurt much after the 8th time.

Wemin can be cruel creatures when they get drinking and play kinky games. Why do you think I have sheep now?

Good on ya bud! And, Welcome to the club.

Bust, you are my Hero!! I just dropped her off at the airport and my Asshole doesn't hurt! All is Good!! :lol:

Hey Howie! :****:

 

[Top_Speed1]

More of a man than me to admit that experience i guess.

Personally I would shut my piehole and forget about it :lol:

 

[majicmaker]

More of a man than me to admit that experience i guess.

Personally I would shut my piehole and forget about it :lol:

Don't worry Top Speed, it could've been a hell of a lot worse! :lol: h34r:

 

[Top_Speed1]

More of a man than me to admit that experience i guess.

Personally I would shut my piehole and forget about it :lol:

Don't worry Top Speed, it could've been a hell of a lot worse! :lol: h34r:

Yeah, if she asks if it's OK if she can bring one of her guy friends with her next time. AKA; a drink'n threesome. o'boy!

Keep your cheeks together, then...

RUN!

FAST!

NO, I MEAN FJR FAST!

 

[majicmaker]

More of a man than me to admit that experience i guess.

Personally I would shut my piehole and forget about it :lol:

Don't worry Top Speed, it could've been a hell of a lot worse! :lol: h34r:

Yeah, if she asks if it's OK if she can bring one of her guy friends with her next time. AKA; a drink'n threesome. o'boy!

Keep your cheeks together, then...

RUN!

FAST!

NO, I MEAN FJR FAST!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[wheatonFJR]

More of a man than me to admit that experience i guess.

Personally I would shut my piehole and forget about it :lol:

I would suspect after that experience, the piehole is the only one that can be shut these days.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Gurlz...........

 

[Top_Speed1]

More of a man than me to admit that experience i guess.

Personally I would shut my piehole and forget about it :lol:

I would suspect after that experience, the piehole is the only one that can be shut these days.

lmao; u guyz are brutal!

 

[majicmaker]

More of a man than me to admit that experience i guess.

Personally I would shut my piehole and forget about it :lol:

I would suspect after that experience, the piehole is the only one that can be shut these days.

lmao; u guyz are brutal!

Wheaton's Just Jealous. If he saw her naked, he'd let her do whatever the Hell she wanted too! Don't be a Hater Wheaton! :lol: You know Damn Well there's a skeleton or two in Your Closet.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Wheaton's Just Jealous. If he saw her naked, he'd let her do whatever the Hell she wanted too! Don't be a Hater Wheaton! :lol: You know Damn Well there's a skeleton or two in Your Closet.

I wondered what that smell was..Damn..

Hey Mark, You realize you have to feed 'em right?

 

[HotRodZilla]

You know, I think I've realized where this thread went wrong: What everyone has failed to notice is that an extremely hot chick is into dildos and anal. You just don't get that kind of dedication every day.

Of course, we also learned that Majicmaker is into dildos and anal...Which is much more disturbing.

 

[RadioHowie]

You know, I think I've realized where this thread went wrong: What everyone has failed to notice is that an extremely hot chick is into dildos and anal. You just don't get that kind of dedication every day.

Of course, we also learned that Majicmaker is into dildos and anal...Which is much more disturbing.

You couldn't have missed the point MORE if your name was beemerdons....

We learned that Majicmaker is into Hot Chicks with dildos and anal. Context is Muy Importante!

 

[majicmaker]

You know, I think I've realized where this thread went wrong: What everyone has failed to notice is that an extremely hot chick is into dildos and anal. You just don't get that kind of dedication every day.

Of course, we also learned that Majicmaker is into dildos and anal...Which is much more disturbing.

You couldn't have missed the point MORE if your name was beemerdons....

We learned that Majicmaker is into Hot Chicks with dildos and anal. Context is Muy Importante!

I'm with you on this one Howie! That Zilla guy has a big set of Cojones considering his Spoon and Chocolate Fudge Fetish!! Glass Houses my Perverded Friend!!! Just Sayin' Nuff Said!! :lol:

 

[Bustanut joker]

Zilla is so fulla shit! He'd be all over that in a second if he could bring his Armadillo harem.

 

[majicmaker]

Zilla is so fulla shit! He'd be all over that in a second if he could bring his Armadillo harem.

Damn! He's into Armadillos Too?! That man is a Freak!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Zilla is so fulla shit! He'd be all over that in a second if he could bring his Armadillo harem.

Damn! He's into Armadillos Too?! That man is a Freak!

Hey HEY...Don't knock it 'till you try it.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Prospective members should be required to read this thread before joining.

...just to see if they still want to.