Need some Friendly Advice on a Delicate Matter

[majicmaker]

Ok here goes, I got called to go to San Juan, Puerto Rico to X-ray the wings of a Cessna 402. 4 shots on the engine beams, Piece of cake. It took a few hours start to finish. I'm here now.

I decided to make a 4 day weekend out of it. I called Tattyana, a wonderful lady friend of mine here who is always glad to see me. Last night we got dressed up to go have a night on the town of Dancing and Drinking. Had the time of our lives!

It was a Taxi Night knowing that We were going to get back to the hotel Pretty drunk.

Got back to the hotel and we started Doing what two people do when they can't keep their hands off each other. 

I remember her telling me that she felt frisky and asked me if she can try something new. I said SURE!. Well...... sometime after that I must have passed out. We're talking 4 in the morning by this point.

The next thing I remember is me waking up with her out like a light and sleeping like a baby. I'm hungover so bad that my eyeballs hurt when I blinked. Yeah!! That bad!!

I take a look around and what I saw on the bed is a little bottle of KY, A few tiny droplets of blood and a HUGE dildo. Now, with this wonderfully adventurous lady, those things in and of themselves didn't look out of place. 

But, The problem is, I kinda sat up in the bed to get my bearings and I noticed that,

My *******  HURTS LIKE HELL AND FEELS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

I'm wondering....... SHOULD I BE WORRIED?!?!

Thoughts?!

 

[beemerdons]

Nah majicmaker, you're an Esteemed Member of the FJR Forum and this is just standard operating procedures with a Hot Wild Lady!

However, if you were in Puerto Rico with Bustanut joker instead of beautiful Tattyana, then this would be an entirely different matter!

 

[marcusorelius]

I would be worried that the Cessna plane owners find out what a degenarate drunk you is!

 

[Bokerfork]

Uhhhh, thanks for sharing???

 

[majicmaker]

Nah majicmaker, you're an Esteemed Member of the FJR Forum and this is just standard operating procedures with a Hot Wild Lady!

However, if you were in Puerto Rico with Bustanut joker instead of beautiful Tattyana, then this would be an entirely different matter!

beemerdon, that makes me feel a little better. And it Dude!! Thanks for putting the thought of Bust being in the picture!! :dribble: Thanks

 

[beemerdons]

Uhhhh, thanks for sharing???

Mark, just wait until Old Michael shows up on this thread. I just know that I am going to get a phone call from ShinyPartsUp after he reads this one! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

 

[beemerdons]

Nah majicmaker, you're an Esteemed Member of the FJR Forum and this is just standard operating procedures with a Hot Wild Lady!

However, if you were in Puerto Rico with Bustanut joker instead of beautiful Tattyana, then this would be an entirely different matter!

beemerdon, that makes me feel a little better. And it Dude!! Thanks for putting the thought of Bust being in the picture!! :dribble: Thanks

Uh majicmaker, just how drunk were you? Are you 100% certain that "this" was not in the room with you? jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

 

[majicmaker]

Uhhhh, thanks for sharing???

Bokerfork, just sharing the incident with some friends. Don't be alarmed! It might happen to you some day!!

 

[majicmaker]

Nah majicmaker, you're an Esteemed Member of the FJR Forum and this is just standard operating procedures with a Hot Wild Lady!

However, if you were in Puerto Rico with Bustanut joker instead of beautiful Tattyana, then this would be an entirely different matter!

beemerdon, that makes me feel a little better. And it Dude!! Thanks for putting the thought of Bust being in the picture!! :dribble: Thanks

Uh majicmaker, just how drunk were you? Are you 100% certain that "this" was not in the room with you? jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

No! I wasn't that drunk. It was a long day. But, I'd have to be coma to walk into a hotel room with THAT!.

That looks like Bustanut on a Saturday walk in the park!!

 

[beemerdons]

Uhhhh, thanks for sharing???

Bokerfork, just sharing the incident with some friends. Don't be alarmed! It might happen to you some day!!

Oh come on now Bokerfork, you always have to pay extra for that in Bangkok, Saigon, Tokyo or Manila!

 

[majicmaker]

I would be worried that the Cessna plane owners find out what a degenarate drunk you is!

Don't worry marcusorelius, I've been inspecting this guys airplane for the last 25 years. He's a worse degenerate than I am!!

 

[MEM]

Ummm....this is February 4th, right ?

I mean...I didn't fall into a state of hibernation and miss April 1st, did I? :blink:

 

[majicmaker]

Ummm....this is February 4th, right ?

I mean...I didn't fall into a state of hibernation and miss April 1st, did I? :blink:

No! You have the date right MEM. I think I'd better be more careful on my trips to Puerto Rico!

 

[majicmaker]

Uhhhh, thanks for sharing???

Bokerfork, just sharing the incident with some friends. Don't be alarmed! It might happen to you some day!!

Oh come on now Bokerfork, you always have to pay extra for that in Bangkok, Saigon, Tokyo or Manila!

Yeah! I've been to all those cities and that does cost extra. In PR, it looks like its free whether you want it or not!

 

[MEM]

Ummm....this is February 4th, right ?

I mean...I didn't fall into a state of hibernation and miss April 1st, did I? :blink:

No! You have the date right MEM. I think I'd better be more careful on my trips to Puerto Rico!

OK - you're just playin' with us, then !? (I AM laughing but it's one of those "I'm not sure" laughs )

I love large, stylish handbags. Could you please post up a photo of Tattyana's?

PR is wonderful - I have the use of a friend's timeshare before the end of April. I'm looking at Dorado

 

[majicmaker]

Ummm....this is February 4th, right ?

I mean...I didn't fall into a state of hibernation and miss April 1st, did I? :blink:

No! You have the date right MEM. I think I'd better be more careful on my trips to Puerto Rico!

OK - you're just playin' with us, then !? (I AM laughing but it's one of those "I'm not sure" laughs )

I love large, stylish handbags. Could you please post up a photo of Tattyana's?

PR is wonderful - I have the use of a friend's timeshare before the end of April. I'm looking at Dorado

Dorado Beach is a real beautiful place but, a little too secluded for my taste unless that's what you want. For the fun stuff, take a short drive over to Condado Beach. That's where you want to do all your partying. Just sleep with one eye open! Just Sayin'.

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

I'm wondering....... SHOULD I BE WORRIED?!?!

If you need to ask...

 

[beemerdons]

Uhhhh, thanks for sharing???

Bokerfork, just sharing the incident with some friends. Don't be alarmed! It might happen to you some day!!

Oh come on now Bokerfork, you always have to pay extra for that in Bangkok, Saigon, Tokyo or Manila!

Yeah! I've been to all those cities and that does cost extra. In PR, it looks like its free whether you want it or not!

You were so lucky to get it for free in Puerto Rico majicmaker: I just got an email from Old Michael and he also had to pay extra for it in Seoul, when he was stationed in South Korea! nuff' said!

 

[MEM]

BTW, you ever see





Are you sure about the lovely Dil Tattyana ?