Wouldn't those two make for a great TV reality show?he aint got nuth'n on Scab
Yeah, I can hear Scab calling "Boy" to do the duty.he aint got nuth'n on Scab
O'vales a poet and he.... (good one!)Tough, or impatient, or both.
There once was a man from Iowa Hill
Pretty handy with a chainsaw they called him Al Hill
Yes good with a saw, bad on his toes
A tree soon pinned him down so the story goes
Al Hill Once had two legs
Now he's got one
Started cutting the trapped one
Til he got it undone
People call him brave
Some credit him courage
Others just thought boredom
Could've lead to his grave
You see he didn't really sit
there all that long
But in this immediate world
patience is as long as a song
So a saw and a tree
On a lonely Iowa Hill
Could have been the undoing
Of an impatient Al Hill
One wonders indeed
how he'd have fared
If he knew that in eleven hours
His life would be spared
Al Hill
of Iowa Hill
Perhaps in need
of an ADD pill
Yeah, but he was there a number of days, not hourssounds like the dude of a year or so ago that had his arm pinned in some rocks, he was in some national park or something and got stuck. had to drink his own urine, and lots of other fun stuff, but the worst part was that he couldn't get his arm free. he had to flip himself over, which caused the bone to break. he was asked something like "didn't that hurt like a sumbitch?", and he replied he didn't care, it was his ticket to freedom. he could then cut thru his arm with his pocket knife. yowzaaa...
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