I've got some Comet Avoidance Nectar for sale.
After drinking it, it will render you immune to Comet Strikes for one year. The initial doze is large and expensive ($500), but that is required for complete innoculation, and includes the cost of attaching our distribution center to your plumbing. Thereafter a $50 annual maintenance fee will ensure you live a Comet-free existance.
We have a Double Your Money Back Gaurantee if you ever get hit by a Comet. However, there has not been a single claim made yet, and the fact that I am sitting here, typing this, after many years without getting hit by a Comet, is proof that it works!
Gets yours now - (I accept Paypal, please allow 7 days for service to start).