Please welcome my newest Fraulein: Gisele Bundchen!

[beemerdons]

Why the f^#K would Remus build a slip-on for a Zundapp????

For the same reasons that Trojan Prophylactics doesn't build a condom for your tiny little zippy-zoomy!!!

Ya Manatee Fecker!

 

[beemerdons]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-9Bkr4LHEY&feature=player_embedded

 

[Old Michael]

Be honest, Don.

You're not wearing any pants when you watch these videos, huh?

 

[beemerdons]

Be honest, Don.

You're not wearing any pants when you watch these videos, huh?

Oh come on now Mick, you know me better than that: Of course not!

 

[beemerdons]

BMW K1600GT Fun:

 

[escapefjrtist]

Nice moving average Don! Great to see you're putting that 6-cylinder to use...

--G

 

[SkooterG]

Pffft! I AINT buying it. Anybody who knows mi ******* step-pappy knows he could never average 74mph much less actually take one of his bikes up to 131 mph. His brain loses capacity to process information at 88.8mph! And we all know that old fart doesn't know the first thing about the 'devil box', or aka - a gps.

 

[fljab]

Don,

Great looking bike you have there! Thanks for the offer to test ride it @ SW-FOG but I just am not comfortable riding another person's bike.

However, I think I will take the opportunity at next bike week to give one a whirl...

 

[Fairlaner]

Thats just a picture of someone else's 665.....

R

 

[beemerdons]

Thats just a picture of someone else's 665.....

R

https://www.k1600forum.com/forum/bmw-k1600-general-discussions/1911-gt-scary-fast.html Sir Richard is correct, there's a thread over at K1600 Forum trying to determine the true top speed of the K1600GT in full touring trim. 131 was set by Dan from Illinois with saddlebags and BMW top box mounted, but another gentleman claims he has hit 156 mph. I'd like to see the picture of the GPS screen, documenting a real 156 mph, I find that hard to believe with the stock touring gear. Another Gentleman from The Netherlands says he hit 140 mph on the German Autobahn, I'd think that 140 mph is easily obtainable with all of the bags.

 

[phroenips]

Pffft! I AINT buying it. Anybody who knows mi ******* step-pappy knows he could never average 74mph much less actually take one of his bikes up to 131 mph. His brain loses capacity to process information at 88.8mph! And we all know that old fart doesn't know the first thing about the 'devil box', or aka - a gps.

Before Don posted up his confession, I was about to say that I saw Patch308 get on the that BMW down in Taos...I was gonna guess he had given the GPS stats a hefty boost!

 

[beemerdons]

Pffft! I AINT buying it. Anybody who knows mi ******* step-pappy knows he could never average 74mph much less actually take one of his bikes up to 131 mph. His brain loses capacity to process information at 88.8mph! And we all know that old fart doesn't know the first thing about the 'devil box', or aka - a gps.

Before Don posted up his confession, I was about to say that I saw Patch308 get on the that BMW down in Taos...I was gonna guess he had given the GPS stats a hefty boost!

My illegitimate ******* son SkooterG is correct, my brain would explode riding above 88.8 mph; but I'm sure Patch308 could hit 131 mph, even with his so beautiful blonde Miss Holly on the back!

 

[Spud]

Don: The next time you are at Mel's Smut Hut, come back through the hanging beads to where the regular magazines are. If you can find the October edition of Automobile Magazine, they have a very nice write-up of your new bike. Here's the online version, the print version has some great fotos....

https://www.automobilemag.com/reviews/driven/1110_split_sixes_bmw_740i_and_bmw_k1600gt/index.html

 

[beemerdons]

Don: The next time you are at Mel's Smut Hut, come back through the hanging beads to where the regular magazines are. If you can find the October edition of Automobile Magazine, they have a very nice write-up of your new bike. Here's the online version, the print version has some great fotos....

https://www.automobilemag.com/reviews/driven/1110_split_sixes_bmw_740i_and_bmw_k1600gt/index.html

Many thanks Spud, I will get the October copy of Automobile Magazine.

By the way, I usually buy my reading material at Big Bob's Boner Books!

 

[beemerdons]

This video will make Fairlaner and Smitty cry like little girls, a BMW GTL repeatedly beating a new Hondapotamus at the drag strip!

 

[RadioHowie]

Hey Don....I found a similar video. About as relevant as your, too. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rzFKD78it0

 

[beemerdons]

Hey Don....I found a similar video. About as relevant as your, too. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rzFKD78it0

Ya Arsehole!

 

[RadioHowie]

My work here is done!

BMOceros vs Hondapotamus

Rosie O'Donnell vs Oprah Winfrey

 

[user 6393]

sorry, just had to improve the view in this thread...

 

[wheatonFJR]

So barb, you like back tattoos, do ya?