Practicing panic stops on the FJR with ABS

[MajBach]

hahah Skooter one persons posting was making me loose faith in the intelligence of humanity... then someone else makes me laugh so much it's all better Well Done.

It's lose, not loose, brainiac. And you speak of intelligence?

I guess he's a bit uniformed when it comes to spelling . . . .

LOL! Caught with my pants down on that one. Poetic justice I suppose. :lol:

 

[Fred W]

Oh dear, was that a crack at moi because I am a Conservation Officer? blah, blah blah. TMI...

nope. Not at all. You ned to go back to Innernet redding 101.

I was messing with my friend Greg (SkooterG) because he knows how to take a joke. How in the worlsd would I know that you are sum kind'a Consecration Occifer?

My advice to you is to simmer down, read slower and try to comprehend. Nobody is here to steal your panties. Be a good guy and we'll all get along.

And, for the record: If you exceed the amount of traction available for your tire's contact patch (yeah, that's a technical term) while you are cornering, you will fall down and go boom (also a technical term). But that doesn't mean that the MSF's policy of never braking while cornering is a good policy or idea.

Now where is my shit stirring stick?

 

[RadioHowie]

 

[beemerdons]

Good time for a purdy girl pic...

Thank You rushes, that's exactly the kind of "Sea Monkey" Bro' Spud and Papa Chuy were talking about!

 

[beemerdons]

Say RadioHowie, are those schoolkids on the bus uninformed or uniformed?

Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[Fred W]

Hey!!!

Is that some kinda crack against me having a low nincome?

Just because I work at the local 7 eleven doesn't mean that I don't have a rewarding and satisfying life, you short bus manatee molester. Or are you trying to make fun of my habit of a taking several significantly satisfying poops in a day?

If I just had a bit more nincome, I could buy more beef and bean burrito's at work, and then there's gonna be a lot more poops, by gawd.

And don't you even question that, cause I have it on the authority from the 7 eleven management on the "we gulp Big" forum, and they know 'cause they're all full of it.

So what's your point there, ?

I think I hate you all. :angry2:

Oh... You were talking to someone else.

Nevermind.

 

[beemerdons]

No, it was a crack about the word "uniformed" you used when you meant "uninformed," said error having been referenced 3 times since it happened.

So Walt, who's going to be the "brainiac" to inform Major-Major SkooterG was a State Law Enforcement Officer for many years. ScootyG was indeed actually uniformed!

 

[beemerdons]

Hey!!!

Is that some kinda crack against me having a low nincome?

Just because I work at the local 7 eleven doesn't mean that I don't have a rewarding and satisfying life, you short bus manatee molester. Or are you trying to make fun of my habit of a taking several significantly satisfying poops in a day?

If I just had a bit more nincome, I could buy more beef and bean burrito's at work, and then there's gonna be a lot more poops, by gawd.

And don't you even question that, cause I have it on the authority from the 7 eleven management on the "we gulp Big" forum, and they know 'cause they're all full of it.

So what's your point there, ?

I think I hate you all. :angry2:

Oh... You were talking to someone else.

Nevermind.

Freddie Bear, you have a 3 hour head start on me, but I just cracked open a fresh fifth of Bushmill's and I just poured a mug of Smithwick's: So, I'm catching up real fast!

 

[doug5551]

Apologize? **** you. How's that for an apology?

Skooter,

I think you should come to Gerlach in two weeks and apologize to me, forthwith, for having to read all this... :assassin: :assassin:

 

[beemerdons]

Apologize? **** you. How's that for an apology?

Skooter,

I think you should come to Gerlach in two weeks and apologize to me, forthwith, for having to read all this... :assassin: :assassin:

Be very very careful there Dougie, that means "I Love You!, Sailor!" in SkooterSpeak. jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

 

[HotRodZilla]

No, it was a crack about the word "uniformed" you used when you meant "uninformed," said error having been referenced 3 times since it happened.

So Walt, who's going to be the "brainiac" to inform Major-Major SkooterG was a State Law Enforcement Officer for many years. ScootyG was indeed actually uniformed!

That means that Skooter was Uniformed, Uninformed, and uglier than a skunks ass. Talk about being all you can be.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Oh and Rushes...Good form as always.

 

[dcarver]

I am beginning to think I liked the forum when Iggie would bust all off-topic comments.. to neverland, MJ style.

I have one simple-ass question for all you ABS peeps..

Have you never never engaged ABS in a corner?

Yes or No?

My response awaits yours..

TWN :****:

 

[RadioHowie]

This thread, without a doubt, is leading contender in the 2011 "Soup Sandwich" competition.

FredW's drunk, SkooterG's handing out effewzz, Rushes is pimping out his sis and Stanley is....well, there's just no explaining BD. The only thing this thread has missed is a true "Nut-ism" from the forum stepchild in Owosso.

And amazingly, Iggy's been vewy-vewy quiet throughout the entire enema.

Yep...."Soup Sandwich" written ALL over it!

 

[RadioHowie]

I am beginning to think I liked the forum when Iggie would bust all off-topic comments.. to neverland, MJ style.

Yeah, see my previous post!

I have one simple-ass question for all you ABS peeps..
Have you never never engaged ABS in a corner?

Yes or No?

My response awaits yours..

TWN :****:

Yes I have....and I died a horrible, flaming plastic and aluminum death.

But my rear tire survived unscathed!

 

[dcarver]

I am beginning to think I liked the forum when Iggie would bust all off-topic comments.. to neverland, MJ style.

Yeah, see my previous post!

I have one simple-ass question for all you ABS peeps..
Have you never never engaged ABS in a corner?

Yes or No?

My response awaits yours..

TWN :****:

Yes I have....and I died a horrible, flaming plastic and aluminum death.

But my rear tire survived unscathed!

Pix?
The honest reason I ask is this..

I have *seriously* attempted full lean braking, and have a post here somewhere, just to see if it can be done.

To me, it was very scary - honestly.

But I *did* hit ABS rear, thunk, thunk..

The next experiment, ABS front - and yes, leaned and ABS.

Angles? I have no clue - I would say 78% comfort level, for me.

I'm sure a better rider could do more..

..and no, up to now, I've never had both front and rear at ABS control -

hmm, I LOVE a challenge - but I'm chicken, someone else go and report, eh?

 

[Ignacio]

And amazingly, Iggy's been vewy-vewy quiet throughout the entire enema.

I was thinking about it...only discovering this turgid piece-'o-smegma today sometime. Then I saw Skooter-In-Chief pipe up with a '**** you' and didn't think I could add much value. Sure, I found it ironic about the loose/lose thing by the OP with they were playing fast an loose with interchangeable spellings of offense/offence, but being a self-reported Canadian I decided to give him a break.

Or it might be because rI ode my butt off over the weekend doing basically a 2 day motorcyce cop course playing Poncarello on an excess KZ1000 in a parking lot. And there I learned a HUGE amount about how motorcycles handle--free of the notion that if I drop my FJR I'd do a thousand dollars of damage. I found, besides being able to succesfully do 14' keyhole circles and 16/14/12' snowmen, the lemon squeeze approach on the front brakes of a non ABS bike yielded WAY more grip than I ever imagined possible and now scoff at this whole thread. MotorTraining911 my friends....simply a life-changing course.

Or, it might be because I sorta have a new girlfriend and fresh strange.

Or, it might be the combination of the two over the weekend made me leave work early and come home to take a nap and catch up on REM sleep.

In the end I decided to be passive aggressive about it and just move the thread to NEPRT.

 

[RadioHowie]

Does your new squeeze know you're referring to her as "Fresh Strange"? :blink: :dribble: :blink:

 

[Ignacio]

Does your new squeeze know you're referring to her as "Fresh Strange"? :blink: :dribble: :blink:

No, only you thousand or two people know this...and remember I have access to an administrative panel that could turn you into a forum salamander.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Good time for a purdy girl pic...

I don't actually have shit to say. I just decided that someone else needed to repost this picture because, well...**** me! If you don't know, there's no explaining it to you.