So, yesterday I was watching one of the James Bond movies and I had an idear.
You know the Bond movie where he's riding that BMW and he's handcuffed to the Bond chick? I don't remember the name of the movie, but that's not important right now.
While they were riding, he was operating the throttle and she was operating the clutch.
Maybe, instead of the slow races, we could have a tandem contest where the driver operates the throttle, and the person riding bitch operates the clutch.
Think aboot the ensuing hilarity!