Tariffs and Tires

[SacramentoMike]

I have some naval lint that is worth contemplating more than the tariff on moto tires...

Worthless without pics.

 

[RossKean]

I have some naval lint that is worth contemplating more than the tariff on moto tires...

What do ocean-going military vessels have to do with anything...?

 

[CollingsBob]

Is “naval lint” a synonym for a barnacle?

 

[Uncle Hud]

Naval lint forms in a submarine sailor's armpits just before his shipmates toss him in the shower.

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

Gotta love this place. In the length of a couple posts, it goes from tire tariff talk, to tire mileage (you lucky bastadge, I got 2,900 miles out of my last set), to nautical military anatomical cloth particle accumulation contemplation. No other forum, and I mean none, have the quantity of intelligent participants that can and will catch a grammatical error, correct it (navel, OK?), and then riff on the error with such zeal and creativity. Makes me proud.......sniff.......you people are the best.........

Christmas is coming up. Can't wait for talk about missletoe............ 10, 9, 8, 7...........

 

[RossKean]

Christmas is coming up. Can't wait for talk about missletoe............ 10, 9, 8, 7...........

That's the astronaut's equivalent to athlete's foot.

 

[Fred W]

I was in the navy, so I have an abundance of naval lint in my navel. You think I would have caught that spelling error. Doh!

 

[bigjohnsd]

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I was in the navy, so I have an abundance of naval lint in my navel. You think I would have caught that spelling error. Doh!</p></blockquote>

Don't take spelling "advise" from Bug's! JSNS

 

[NightShine]

I have some naval lint that is worth contemplating more than the tariff on moto tires...

Worthless without pics.

No, Mike. I suspect that a picture would in no way add worth here...

 

[Pterodactyl]

Christmas is coming up. Can't wait for talk about missletoe............ 10, 9, 8, 7...........

Spelling.... tsk, tsk.... "Mistletoe". You are welcome, I enjoy making Christmas wishes come true.

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

I'm glad somebody finally caught that. I didn't think it would take that long. I was worried for a while. I was trying to keep it in the military vein that we were in. Move to the head of the class.

Now if only I can find a solution for my post-anal drip..........

 

[rbentnail]

I'm glad somebody finally caught that. I didn't think it would take that long. I was worried for a while. I was trying to keep it in the military vein that we were in. Move to the head of the class.
Now if only I can find a solution for my post-anal drip..........

Come down here, south of the Manson-Nixon line. We got stuff like that figgered out years ago.

And yes, I actually had someone tell me that's what it's called.

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

That was actually an old Archie Bunker malapropism. Beautiful. And Norm Crosby was one of my all-time favorites. You young kids go look him up.

The other day, my eyes were bothering me, so I went to see my optimist. He said, "Don't worry, they'll get better!"

 

[Uncle Hud]

Pterodactyl posted: Christmas is coming up. Can't wait for talk about missletoe............ 10, 9, 8, 7...........

SwollenRaccoon posted: Spelling.... tsk, tsk.... "Mistletoe". You are welcome, I enjoy making Christmas wishes come true.

I suspect the spelling was intentional. You know, like

What do you get when you walk around in the dark in special silos in Minot, North Dakota, and bang your bare foot into something?

I don't know, what do you get?

A stubbed missletoe.

 

[dcarver]

Oh Yeah? Take this Uncle Hud!

These are examples of malapropisms spoken by Archie Bunker in "All in the Family":

• "A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor."
• "The hookeries and massageries…the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glocca Morra."
• "Last will and tentacle…"
• "Patience is a virgin." (virtue)
• "A menstrual show." (minstrel)
• "Buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios."
• "A woman doctor is only good for women's problems…like your groinocology."
• "I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you."
• "Irene Lorenzo, Queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement."
• "In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins."
• "In closing, I'd like to say Molotov!" (Mazel Tov)

 

[Uncle Hud]

Good ones, Candy Butt prez!

Last Will and Testicle?

Once upon a time, a woman I knew had monthly menstrual shows. Lots of drama. Frankly, I'm a BIG fan of menopause. Isn't it just a retirement plan from parenting?

Also a big fan of women doctors. There are some things I'll not discuss with other men.

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

Those menstrual shows are called P.M.S. That stands for Punish My Spouse.

Carry on.

 

[rbentnail]

Good ones, Candy Butt prez!
Last Will and Testicle?

Once upon a time, a woman I knew had monthly menstrual shows. Lots of drama. Frankly, I'm a BIG fan of menopause. Isn't it just a retirement plan from parenting?

Also a big fan of women doctors. There are some things I'll not discuss with other men.

Woman dr with long skinny fingers, like a pianist's. For obvious reason.

 

[mech 1 twa]

I'm glad somebody finally caught that. I didn't think it would take that long. I was worried for a while. I was trying to keep it in the military vein that we were in. Move to the head of the class.
Now if only I can find a solution for my post-anal drip..........

Depends