The Cup Headed Back to Toronto This Year!

[Cowcop]

NO actually, it is much closer. Where Alberta ends and Saskatchewan begins ( this can be identified by long lines of vehicles packed with all their belongings entering Alberta) you will find the beginning populations of superior but very modest "westerners" of the Canadian population. :yahoo:

Now the aforementioned and often photographed 'Jeff ' lives in the west, but authorities are going to check his green card to verify his actual gene pool source. :blink: This, in all seriousness, may end his western tenure and result in deportation to the medical facilities back east.

More news and film to follow no doubt!

 

[Old Michael]

Brother Cowcop, just where exactly is the demarcation definitive dividing line between the Western Canada Genetically Superior Master Race and the Eastern Canada Terminally Demented and Daffy Mutants?

One would just naturally have to assume that it would be Manitoba!!!

Panman once explained to me that 'cept for Toronto, there's very little real civilization east of Winnipeg.

 

[Panman]

I did? I thought it was east of Powell River BC, if it ain't wet it ain't good. And that's only because I married a girl from Powell River. If it weren't fer her I'd be a good old southeren Northern boy!

As far as the state's go you might go as far as Montaina, I know the sheep are scared and the winemon are lonely. But heck Bust lives near by and can't be all bad.

Hell in that Boston area they don't like people across on the west side of the street! Somethin about gene pool, now what was this thread about anyhow?!?! :blink: :dribble: :blink:

And OM how's Toronto anyhow since the masked man died?

 

[Old Michael]

... if it ain't wet it ain't good....

Kev, isn't that what Niehart's tramp stamp reads?

 

[juniorfjr]

Didn't they play hockey tonite? How did it go?

 

[RadioHowie]

Didn't they play hockey tonite? How did it go?

Canucks win 1-zip. Pretty much a big yawn punctuated by occasional heart-stopping play.

In other words, a typical 1-zip game.

 

[yamafitter]

NO actually, it is much closer. Where Alberta ends and Saskatchewan begins ( this can be identified by long lines of vehicles packed with all their belongings entering Alberta) you will find the beginning populations of superior but very modest "westerners" of the Canadian population. :yahoo:

Here is some photographic evidence of a particular Western Canuck attempting to disseminate some of those 'superior' genes...

I can honestly say I have never witnessed anything like this on Jarvis St in Toronto.

 

[yamafitter]

Panman once explained to me that 'cept for Toronto, there's very little real civilization east of Winnipeg.

Anyone from Toronto can explain to you that once you cross over the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) limits you fall off the edge of the world.

Toronto Maple Leaf fans being the definitive example of losers hate every other Canadian NHL team and would love to see Vancouver lose the Cup. That way the Leaf fans don't have to be the only losers in Canada.

 

[Fred W]

That way the Leaf fans don't have to be the only losers in Canada.

Not to worry, Bill. Seems that there's no shortage of those... Did he just say that?

 

[beemerdons]

That way the Leaf fans don't have to be the only losers in Canada.

Not to worry, Bill. Seems that there's no shortage of those... Did he just say that?

Oooooooooooh Fred, you are fecking wicked! Bravo!

Be careful though, we will be amongst "them" soon!

 

[Old Michael]

That way the Leaf fans don't have to be the only losers in Canada.

Not to worry, Bill. Seems that there's no shortage of those... Did he just say that?

Oooooooooooh Fred, you are fecking wicked! Bravo!

Be careful though, we will be amongst "them" soon!

...and most of 'em know how to cross-check.

 

[beemerdons]

That way the Leaf fans don't have to be the only losers in Canada.

Not to worry, Bill. Seems that there's no shortage of those... Did he just say that?

Oooooooooooh Fred, you are fecking wicked! Bravo!

Be careful though, we will be amongst "them" soon!

...and most of 'em know how to cross-check.

Many thanks for the warning, Mick! I don't intend to get within 3 meters of fjrob1300, RaYzerman19 and FJRGuy anyway. They always try to kiss on me and feel me up!

PLEASE NOTE: Same situation you always face with MadMike2! BACK ON TOPIC: https://aol.sportingnews.com/nhl/feed/2011-05/canucksbruins/story/vancouver-canucks-beat-boston-bruins-in-game-5-of-stanley-cup-finals

 

[FJRBluesman]

That way the Leaf fans don't have to be the only losers in Canada.

Not to worry, Bill. Seems that there's no shortage of those... Did he just say that?

Oooooooooooh Fred, you are fecking wicked! Bravo!

Be careful though, we will be amongst "them" soon!

...and most of 'em know how to cross-check.

Many thanks for the warning, Mick! I don't intend to get within 3 meters of fjrob1300, RaYzerman19 and FJRGuy anyway. They always try to kiss on me and feel me up!

PLEASE NOTE: Same situation you always face with MadMike2! BACK ON TOPIC: https://aol.sportingnews.com/nhl/feed/2011-05/canucksbruins/story/vancouver-canucks-beat-boston-bruins-in-game-5-of-stanley-cup-finals

Sissy!

 

[yamafitter]

That way the Leaf fans don't have to be the only losers in Canada.

Not to worry, Bill. Seems that there's no shortage of those... Did he just say that?

Oooooooooooh Fred, you are fecking wicked! Bravo!

Be careful though, we will be amongst "them" soon!

...and most of 'em know how to cross-check.

OK Fred, now you stepped in the doggie doo.

You went and equated us to Leaf fans and that I will not let stand. I'm stapping on my hockey stick to my FJR and I'll be cross-checking you into next week.

I can lay on the lumber just as good as that goofy goon Chara.

I just got one last thing to say to all you Boston Bumbling Bruin fans....

KISS MY CUP!!!

 

[Old Michael]

I can lay on the lumber just as good as that goofy goon Chara.

I just got one last thing to say to all you Boston Bumbling Bruin fans....

KISS MY CUP!!!

'fitter, you have completely lost your mind!

 

[Cowcop]

I warned about 'Easteners', and I told you a certain 'westerner' was close to deportation due to cruelty to animals! This thread went downhill in a hurry! :lol:

 

[yamafitter]

Louongo put on a very poor show last night. I'm thinking maybe they should have started FJRob1300. The playoffs almost always get won by the team with the hot goaltending and right now there is no question that's Boston.

Also I stand by my earlier statement about the Curse of OM. The Curse of the Bambino pales in comparison to the hex OM put on the Habs, Sharks & the Canucks due to OM's faulty prognostications.

 

[Fred W]

Gotta agree with that. But these finals sure seems like a "Tale of Two Series". So far all three games in Vancouver have been low scoring, great defensive games, and all three in Boston have been routs. I don't understand how these two teams can be so totally schizophrenic.

Well, it's a one game series now. It will be interesting to see which two teams show up on Wednesday.

PS - If I were the Canuck coach I'd start Schneider. Luongo sucks

 

[mferriter]

Gotta agree with that. But these finals sure seems like a "Tale of Two Series". So far all three games in Vancouver have been low scoring, great defensive games, and all three in Boston have been routs. I don't understand how these two teams can be so totally schizophrenic.

Well, it's a one game series now. It will be interesting to see which two teams show up on Wednesday.

PS - If I were the Canuck coach I'd start Schneider. Luongo sucks

Luongo's whole career has been a story of stellar performance followed by meteoric collapses (like when a meteor crashes into a planet). Those of us who have followed his career have been waiting for this.

Based on only the games in Boston, it's hard to figure out how Vancouver won any of the games. They've completely dominated every part the Cannucks (sp?) in Beantown. Did you see Marchand popping one of the Sedins in the face after the whistle? Hit him like 4 or five times and Sedin was taking it, probably hoping for a penalty (that and the fact that he doesn't know how to throw a punch).

 

[Old Michael]

...Also I stand by my earlier statement about the Curse of OM. The Curse of the Bambino pales in comparison to the hex OM put on the Habs, Sharks & the Canucks due to OM's faulty prognostications.

'fitter, I am CERTAIN that you'll never suffer from a urinary tract infection. I'm betting on it!

....and Luongo is a puzzlement. Hell, Rushes coulda stopped a couple of those shots.