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Ok, screw the leafs fer now.....I need the wild to take out the hawks in regulation tonight.



GO WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screw the Wildings...time for them to go lick their wounds.
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I'd go and lick my wounds but that would just turn me on......get me all hot-n-stuff.

stupid haucks.

 
This Chicago streak is getting ridiculous!
What's the all time record for consecutive wins? Isn't it 21 or 23??
This streak is not consecutive wins...it is an "unbeaten in regulation" streak...BIG difference. During the season (not starting off), I think a Philly Flyers team had like 35 games unbeaten.

All this talk of hockey has me hankering for some Timmy's coffee and sandwiches, what's that all about, eh?

But BACK on topic...how bout them Leafs! Dr. Rich is dying to know wassup wid dat... :D

 
But BACK on topic...how bout them Leafs!
In last night's "Battle of Ontario" - the juggernaut Leafs win AGAIN.

Leafs - 5

Senators - ...who cares.

(Tonight's victim - the sissy Bruins.)
Better at Sex

There were two men, one was a Maple Leafs fan and the other was a Flyers fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge.

That night, the woman had sex with the Maple Leafs fan and then the other night had sex with the Flyers fan. The next day the woman chose the Flyers fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Maple Leafs fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

 
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https://aol.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2013-03-07/lebron-james-heat-blackhawks-win-streak-patrick-kane-daniel-carcillo-dwyane-wade
Even LeBron James of the Heat is a Chicago Blackhawks fan, even though I understand Justin Bieber is a Toronto Maple Leafs booster!
He's just trying to win Chicago fans over after blowing Derek Rose, et al off with his "The Decision!" television special. LeBron James can feck himself in the @ss with a broken Maple Leafs hockey stick as far as I'm concerned.

 
After the game last night, the Vancouver Canucks introduced the new team logo.....

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I'm off to Tim Horton's to start a riot.

 
Chicago lost to the Oilers........ The Oilers. Edmonton has not been able to win anything since Peter Puck gave away Wayne Gretzky for some Canadian Tire Money.

It just don't get any funnier than that.
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Looks like a wheel fell off the Leafs Stanley Cup Parade float last night.

Winnipeg 5 Leafs 2. Toronto can't even beat a team from Manitoba. How embarrassing is that? JS & NS.

 
So Bill,Is WinterPeg your team?
Negative, but I just can't pass on a chance to laugh at the Leafs. As I have stated before I follow the Sabres who apparently spend too much time near Toronto and are displaying some of the Leafs habits as of late much to my chagrin
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Maple Laff Sports & Entertainment announced price increases for Leafs and Raptors tickets, 2.5%. Toronto tops the NHL by far with average ticket prices now north of $125 each. Top 4 are Toronto, Montreal, Winnipeg and Edmonton.... go figure on the last two........ Sabres tickets average $38.

 
... Toronto tops the NHL by far with average ticket prices now north of $125 each. Top 4 are Toronto, Montreal, Winnipeg and Edmonton.... go figure on the last two........ Sabres tickets average $38.
Sabres tickets are still too expensive for me. I used to go with a buddy whose dad had corporate tickets so I went for free. The other thing that stopped me from going to the Sabres home games was they would not stop trying to pass off Gennie Cream Ale as beer.

 
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