Two cannibals...

[AdamK]

Two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you"?

 

[Surly]

"No! But it sure smells fishy."

 

[infrared]

Cannibals don't eat women who are divorced.

They're bitter.

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

You're walking down a dark alley at night, and you're attacked by a gang of clowns. What do you do?

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Go for the juggler.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Guy walks into a bar and sees a woman sitting at the bar with a duck. "Nice pig," says the guy. "That's not a pig, it's a duck," says the woman. "I was talking to the duck", says the guy.

 

[SacramentoMike]

Guy walks into a bar.

Gets a concussion.

 

[SquatNYC]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"

 

[LittleJon]

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a salted.

 

[Chiefblueman]

Pirate walks into a bar, steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Bartender says "What's with the steering wheel?"

"Arrrrrrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts"

 

[SouthernCruizer]

A duck walks into a drug store, and asks the clerk "do you have any ChapStik©?"

The clerk answers "yes we do".

The duck replies, "just put it on my bill".

 

[Pterodactyl]

"While playing golf the other day I hit two good balls.... I stepped on a rake."

Henny Youngman

 

[ionbeam]

Two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you"?

They must have been eating the humerus.

 

[airboss]

 

[chivvalry]

Did you hear about the guy that invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

-or-

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’

 

[MadRussian]

Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck.

Bartender says: We don't want no trouble, so don't you go start nothing.

 

[NTXFJR]

That one reminds me of the ole boy that walked into the men's room looking to start some shit.

 

[BakerBoy]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[SouthernCruizer]

what do you get when you combine an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an atheist?

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Someone that lays awake all night long wondering, is there really a Dog?

 

[LCB]

Two lesbian frogs have confirmed - they really do taste like chicken.