Unbelievable Breaking News from Skootsdale, Arizona

[user 213]

Actually, v65: Both you and johnny80s are indeed correct! Skooty has worked as a fluffer and sheep "Assistant"! Talented!!

:confusedsmiley: I thought he said "sheep fluffer"? Are you sure he had two jobs, or was it really just one?

The new scrambler is a good looking machine. Like the some of the dealer pimped out KTMs, but with less dirt cred.

 

[dcarver]

So, who will be the first to buy a skoot from skooterG?

 

[beemerdons]

Actually, v65: Both you and johnny80s are indeed correct! Skooty has worked as a fluffer and sheep "Assistant"! Talented!!

:confusedsmiley: I thought he said "sheep fluffer"? Are you sure he had two jobs, or was it really just one?

The new scrambler is a good looking machine. Like the some of the dealer pimped out KTMs, but with less dirt cred.

OCfjr: Eric, My Friend - You're an insightful genius, I sensed that at WFO-8 when you were showing me the mechanics behind your FJR with the car tire. I've a draft copy of Skooty's resume here at the house and I went back for a closer look.

Looking at those dates, I do concede the sheep and the fluffing vocations were during the same periods of continuous work.

I need to examine this resume much closer; just now, noted he managed a Korean massage parlor and was Sr. Proctologist!

 

[beemerdons]

https://www.azbeemers.org/forum/index.php?t...icseen#msg14173 Wow, reading Skooty's resume is far more interesting than reading "Patriot Games" by Tom Clancy. Found an interesting gem: SkooterG was a child test pilot for Honda Mini Trail motorcycle models here in the United States! Seems Soichiro Honda wanted to experiment with how a typically clumsy off road riding youth from the American Midwest would fare with a Z50 and how M/C would survive it.

American Honda Motor Corporation placed a 50 at Skooty's disposal for his very own personal "flipping" abuse techniques.

Examine Post #2 above dated 7/21/09 at 2:39pm and missing brake lever on the 50. Ah, how very cute: Skooty's first flip!!

 

[user 213]

We should probably ease up on exposing all the creativity in Skooter's resume. After all, he did get a job, which is a good thing. Being a 'kept man' wasn't good for him. Too much free time to get into trouble. And he's taking time off right away for the IBR too. Hope he sells something before he's off to Spartanburg.

 

[teerex51]

Great news Skoot :fan_1:

..but when is the Man Himself going to make the official announcement to the crowds?

Stef

PS: Personally, I believe gainful employment is not what it's cracked up to be. I'm beginning to enjoy this frugal & free lifestyle. Too bad it ain't gonna last...

 

[HotRodZilla]

Great news Skoot :fan_1:
..but when is the Man Himself going to make the official announcement to the crowds?

He can't...He's too busy working like the rest of us poor *******s. :dribble: However, I do know where I'm gonna be buying my Speed Triple... :yahoo:

 

[johnny80s]

Maybe this means Richard will get a job at the golf course. I'm thinking bartender on the 19th.

 

[beemerdons]

Maybe this means Richard will get a job at the golf course. I'm thinking bartender on the 19th.

Juan, that's a Beauty! What classic and profound irony! Skooty in a bike shop and Fairlaner serving booze at a golf course!!