Unbelievable Breaking News from Skootsdale, Arizona

[beemerdons]

Local News TV, Print and Radio Affiliates here in Phoenix are describing incredible breaking news in The Valley of the Sun!!!

At this point in time there're unconfirmed, but highly plausible, rumors a certain FJR Forum Admin has secured employment.

This news was so shocking to vectervp1, Senor Arturo Montoya, that he had to be administered a mild sedative: Six ounces of Herradura Especial Tequila. I, BeemerDonS, am so very alarmed by this report that I doubled up on my heart medicines!

This is End of the World and Flying Pigs; coupled with Hell Freezing Over Accounts: But, "Sin Trabajo" is now "Con Trabajo"!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Oh My Gawd!! The World (as we know it) is coming to an end!! **** Scooter musta secured a gov'ment job . I mean Who the Hell else would hire that klown?

Shocking news!

:jester:

 

[vectervp1]

I don't buy it. Nope, not at all. I won't believe this until there is photographic proof.

 

[madmike2]

Senor Skooter major, Felicitaciones! What great news. I, too, had to walk away from the computer and have a strong drink of "Cola on the rocks". Now I am much more calm.

Yo no lo puedo creer! How did you find someone with the genius to use your talents and expertise? Miracles still happen en El Valle del Sol.

Welcome back to the world of the employed.

 

[pinhead]

I wonder what Jane is gonna' do with all her extra money now? And who the hell am I supposed to live vicariously through? Dammit!

 

[beemerdons]

I don't buy it. Nope, not at all. I won't believe this until there is photographic proof.

https://www.goaz.com/ Arte es muy verdad, ese! Actually employed in Motorcycle Industry: Dios Mio Hombre: Que Imposible!

 

[madmike2]

Ah mi Dios!

Will la motocicleta del amigo be riding a marca exótica? Madre de Dios, we are all in trouble!

 

[beemerdons]

Ah mi Dios!
Will la motocicleta del amigo be riding a marca exótica? Madre de Dios, we are all in trouble!

Mike, this will be confirmed on Tuesday; I'm helping him get his moto prepared for Iron Butt Rally 2009 by running errands for him. I am running his final drive assembly down to our mechanico Kendall at Casa Grande Yamaha for a fresh rebuild.

Just helping him out as needed doing chores for him. But, Tuesday I'll know more. Believe he'll be in the Triumph Division!

 

[buf2phx]

Ah mi Dios!
Will la motocicleta del amigo be riding a marca exótica? Madre de Dios, we are all in trouble!

Mike, this will be confirmed on Tuesday; I'm helping him get his moto prepared for Iron Butt Rally 2009 by running errands for him. I am running his final drive assembly down to our mechanico Kendall at Casa Grande Yamaha for a fresh rebuild.

Just helping him out as needed doing chores for him. But, Tuesday I'll know more. Believe he'll be in the Triumph Division!

I'll have to stop by and introduce myself. I work right around the corner.

Mike

 

[Dr. Rich]

Ah mi Dios!
Will la motocicleta del amigo be riding a marca exótica? Madre de Dios, we are all in trouble!

Mike, this will be confirmed on Tuesday; I'm helping him get his moto prepared for Iron Butt Rally 2009 by running errands for him. I am running his final drive assembly down to our mechanico Kendall at Casa Grande Yamaha for a fresh rebuild.

Just helping him out as needed doing chores for him. But, Tuesday I'll know more. Believe he'll be in the Triumph Division!

Are you sure that this whole things is just not cash for clunkers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[madmike2]

Believe he'll be in the Triumph Division!

Sooooo....he'll be Triumphant!?!?!?

They make some fine motorcycles that are enjoyed by their owners. You will explain to him that the Tiger is NOT a dual sport, right? :huh:

 

[Groo]

So Scoot finally scored that job washing the banana slings after the nightly "La Bare" shows? Sweet...

 

[beemerdons]

So Scoot finally scored that job washing the banana slings after the nightly "La Bare" shows? Sweet...

Groo: Your post is downright scary and very eerie! GO-AZ Triumph Shop is across the street from Chippendales Scottsdale!

 

[Groo]

So Scoot finally scored that job washing the banana slings after the nightly "La Bare" shows? Sweet...

Groo: Your post is downright scary and very eerie! GO-AZ Triumph Shop is across the street from Chippendales Scottsdale!

So we know the GO-AZ job is just a cover, right?

 

[user 213]

Sales is not a real job. :glare: This is like saying sucia puta will somehow become puro virgen. That process only goes one way.

I'll wait and see what Skoot says to redeem himself before celebrating.

 

[buf2phx]

So Scoot finally scored that job washing the banana slings after the nightly "La Bare" shows? Sweet...

Groo: Your post is downright scary and very eerie! GO-AZ Triumph Shop is across the street from Chippendales Scottsdale!

Can't say I can picture that in Northsight. It is right next door to the Scottsdale Gun Club,though. I hope his customer relations skills are up to par.

Mike

 

[beemerdons]

So Scoot finally scored that job washing the banana slings after the nightly "La Bare" shows? Sweet...

Groo: Your post is downright scary and very eerie! GO-AZ Triumph Shop is across the street from Chippendales Scottsdale!

Can't say I can picture that in Northsight. It is right next door to the Scottsdale Gun Club,though. I hope his customer relations skills are up to par.

Mike

Mike, The BMW/Ducati/Triumph location is all closed down now! They've moved bikes, apparel and equipment to a new one!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Scooter actually made it sound like a cool place. Sounds like they could use someone with his skills there. I wonder if he remembers that 9-5 sucks balls??

 

[buf2phx]

So Scoot finally scored that job washing the banana slings after the nightly "La Bare" shows? Sweet...

Groo: Your post is downright scary and very eerie! GO-AZ Triumph Shop is across the street from Chippendales Scottsdale!

Can't say I can picture that in Northsight. It is right next door to the Scottsdale Gun Club,though. I hope his customer relations skills are up to par.

Mike

Mike, The BMW/Ducati/Triumph location is all closed down now! They've moved bikes, apparel and equipment to a new one!

Just checked the site again and noticed the "Moving Sale". Where are they now??

Mike