All very sound suggestions, but you're missing the obvious one!
I WANNA FRICKEN JET PACK. LIKE NITROUS INJECTION ONLY MUCH COOLER. AND i CAN TAKE IT OFF AND STRAP IT TO MY BACK LIKE JAMES BOND (FOR US OLD FARTS WHO REMEMBER **** LIKE THAT).
JSNF
I WANNA FRICKEN JET PACK. LIKE NITROUS INJECTION ONLY MUCH COOLER. AND i CAN TAKE IT OFF AND STRAP IT TO MY BACK LIKE JAMES BOND (FOR US OLD FARTS WHO REMEMBER **** LIKE THAT).
JSNF