1. A leather saddle that agrees with your ass.
2. BMW grips, which just feel good in your hands.
3. A GIVI rack and topcase, so you can carry all your beer stuff.
4. Upgraded suspension, so you can go faster with more confidence, ...even if you're a ****** rider.
5. Good gear, because if you're like most FJR riders, you'll pretty old and you'll need all the protection you can afford.
That's all.
Don't waste your money on a stupid loud horn that'll just get used to scold rather than for any practical purpose,
or loud pipes because you think anyone else actually wants to listen to your goddamned exhaust,
or extra lights that only annoy people and make you look like a cop,
or heated gear which is only bought by *******,
or a GPS that'll take all the fun out of getting lost and then finding your way,
or a cruise control because you're just too busy to actually man the throttle for yourself,
or a voltmeter which you won't need because you didn't hang a bunch of other stupid electronic **** all over your bike,
or a barn-door-aftermarket windscreen because god forbid you'd never actually want to feel the wind on you,
and.....am I forgetting anything?
I'm going to take a nap and come back and finish this, okay?
Ontario, huh?
...Go Leafs!