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...and into Utah.

By now, concrete corncobs (the midwest) are a distant memory.

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HEY!

Ohio's got the concrete corn cobs, Alice.

Now knock it off.

;)
You a geography cop, er somethin'

.......Gretchen?
You know it.

Delores.

Rhymes with ... you know.

 
Delores.
Rhymes with ... you know.
Does it start with a "C"??

Looks like the boyz are already through and leaving Lost Wages. Dunna look like they took the time to stop anywhere that mighta been offering services involving the rhyme that the geek and OM are jawing over, though. :p

 
Delores.
Rhymes with ... you know.
Does it start with a "C"??

Looks like the boyz are already through and leaving Lost Wages. Dunna look like they took the time to stop anywhere that mighta been offering services involving the rhyme that the geek and OM are jawing over, though. :p
https://brothelangelsladies.com/direction.html Rich, I know exactly where those two horn dogs are heading: They are beelining it for Angel's Ladies Brothel! As Brother Bob Seger sang it: "Fire Down Below!"

Here comes old rosie she's looking mighty fine

Here comes hot nancy she's steppin' right on time

There go the street lights bringin on the night

Here come the men faces hidden from the light

All through the shadows they come and they go

With only one thing in common

They got the fire down below

Here comes the rich man in his big long limousine

Here comes the poor man all you got to have is green

Here comes the banker and the lawyer and the cop

One thing for certain it ain't never gonna stop

When it all gets too heavy

That's when they come and go

With only one thing in common

They got the fire down below

It happens out in vegas happens in moline

On the blue blood streets of boston

Up in berkeley and out in queens

And it went on yesterday and it's going on tonight

Somewhere there's somebody ain't treatin' somebody right

And he's looking out for rosie and she's looking mighty fine

And he's walking the streets for nancy

And he'll find her everytime

When the street light flicker bringing on the night

Well they'll be slipping into darkness slipping out of sight

All through the midnight

Watch 'em come and watch 'em go

With only one thing in common

They got the fire down below

 
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OK, so the TBs are sync'ed now and I'm back.

https://brothelangelsladies.com/direction.html Rich, I know exactly where those two horn dogs are heading: They are beelining it for Angel's Ladies Brothel!
I believe you are right, brother Don. No wonder they're making such good time -- avoiding midday nourishment even.

As between our two C-Feckers, who do you suppose won the competition for Bianca? I hope the winner made an appointment, or they're likely to get there and find that she's off or already busy this Monday night. :eek:

Betcha they turn off the Spot Tracker in Beatty, so we can't see them parked north of town at Angel's. :(

Looks like they're gonna get wet tomorrow, though. Check out the radar for our second wave of Cali storms:

https://www.intellicast.com/National/Radar/Current.aspx?location=USNV0076&enlarge=true&animate=true

 
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Looks like they went right through Beatty and stopped at the Subway. Amazing, the temperature is colder there now (59 degrees F) than it was when we went on March 11-13. Someone really pissed off the weather gods.

 
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This is Mark from Karl's laptop...

Stopped at the Motel 6 here for the night. Seemed like a 1/4 of a day today. Got up had a nice long breakfast...the food at that joint in Tropic, UT is great. Coffee the way it should be. Bryce Canyon was great...Zion was also unique...like God's little sandcastles. A lot of traffic at Zion...I can see that some guy in a car with Georgia plates has the same fear of heights that I do. :D He was sweating it all the way down the switchbacks....c...r...a...w...l...i...n...g.

We decided to poke around and play tourist...then blast on the Interstate over to Beatty.

Brothels?? Have no idea what that is.

Richard was supposed to be here to meet us...but no show...WTF?

;) Some girl at Cafe was been pining over him...she was disappointed when I told her of the no show. :(

I'll stop off at my dad's tomorrow...and then KJ is going to lead us around he says. Then again if it's rainy...maybe he won't feel like riding...don't know what the forecast is.

 
Mark, I have Richard's cell phone number, should I give him a call for you? marcusorelius and I are confused, we were under the impression that we would not see Fairlaner until early Friday morning, May 20.

Was Richard riding to Beatty? Then all the way back to Torrance? Doesn't make any sense, but then again 'R' is English; "those people" rarely make any sense! Perhaps update Mark, Duke and I for Friday's ride!

 
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HA!! They DID turn off the Spot, didn't they?? I knew it. Prolly sneaked off promptly on one of beemerdon's linked small business establishments.

 
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https://www.shadyladyranch.com/specials.html Wheatie, print out this discount coupon and you will save $50 off of the 2-hour rate! You're from Wheaton, you won't require the 4-hour session!
Don, please be careful. I'm afraid that if Wheaties gets hooked up with Angel at the Shady, she might kill him (from the looks of her, it probably won't take 2 hrs). No question she'd bankrupt him first, but please . . . will you think about all the folks involved and what may happen to the rest of this planned, sacrificed for, reserved, catered, rolling cluster feck if our leader is felled before it gains critical mass . . . BY following your entertainment suggestions!! :dribble: :unsure:

Please, Don? Let's not continue to encourage him . . . until he's headed homeward???

 
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Keep an eye for F18's playing in the park and beyond tomorrow. I've been buzzed more than once in those parts, good stuff. Stay south, stay warm, stay dry. :)

 
I'll stop off at my dad's tomorrow...and then KJ is going to lead us around he says. Then again if it's rainy...maybe he won't feel like riding...don't know what the forecast is.
My plan is the same. See you guys on Wednesday around noon. Rudy L. will be riding along with me. The local weather report from SLO's KSBY Channel 6 YoCAL Weather says; rain through Wednesday, but light rain. Right now, outside my digs in Los Osos, the ground is wet. Started drizzling around 5:00PM, on my way home from work.

Looks like you picked a nice window to travel in for as far as you've come. :clapping:

Don't worry, the SUN is going to come out :dribble:

 
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Looks like Wheatie and company is headed to Solvang, too bad the Classic Motorcycle Museum is open on friday and saturdays..

I could and did spend all day there...

FWFE

 
FYI guys, I see you are due to ride up to Carmel and head back thru Carmel Valley road, be advised that there is something called the Amgen Tour of California that is going from Seaside (Monterey) to Paso Robles via Carmel Valley Rd/Interlaken Rd.......It just happens to be several hundred bicycles that are racing.......

HERE is a little linky that will make you day.....Hope they ain't all staying in Paso Thursday night as that will make dinner interesting.

R

 
FYI guys,... Hope they ain't all staying in Paso Thursday night as that will make dinner interesting.

R
No, Thursday is a day ahead of that Bicycle fiasco, Paso should be fine on Thursday night. Just ask those Feejer owners who have already booked in Paso for Thursday, May 19th.

Yo, welcome to the Central Coast! :clapping:

 
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Keep an eye for F18's playing in the park and beyond tomorrow. I've been buzzed more than once in those parts, good stuff. Stay south, stay warm, stay dry. :)
We were buzzed today as we were heading out of Death Valley...scared the crap out of me. Love that west exit/entrance to DV!!!

 
Wheatie and I have arrived in CA.

I'm safely tucked away at the Days Inn in Buelton, Wheaties haveing an evening with his dad.

Had a great ride on 178, traffic was light so railing the turns, and grinding the edges off the tires, no probem. Much as I hate to admit it Ricard was right, should have brought the Duc, course if I had probabilty be in jail right now.

Rain held off till Maricopa. Decided to ditch a wet 33 and ride 166 to the 101, loved it great big beautiful sweepers!

We're looking forward to meeting up with KJ tomorrow.

 
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