Where's Barb?????

[user 6393]

Barb has kidnapped a tall, dark and handsome stranger with a garage full of motorcycles to his name. She has dragged him off to parts unknown, to have her evil way with him. Old Michael has supplied a handbook, just in case her imagination falls short of the occasion (will NEVER happen) While the stranger is resting, Barb is experimenting with his large collection of motorcycles.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming..... (and if anyone believes any of this, there is some ocean front property for sale in Arizona....)

damn...............I WISH!

Hey Barb, just beware them handsome strangers who just don't leave... next thing you know you have an ass scratchin beer bellied drunktard on your couch watching ESPN 24/7.... ewwwww wearing dirty baggy jockey shorts with his hairy-assed belly hanging out from the wife beater shirt and under the wife beater is of course all the tats... :stunned: :laughingsmiley: :grin: :blinksmiley: :glare: :blink:

Oh, I wouldn't be draggin' him "home". I have learned some things

 

[user 6393]

Hey Barb, just beware them handsome strangers who just don't leave... next thing you know you have an ass scratchin beer bellied drunktard on your couch watching ESPN 24/7.... ewwwww wearing dirty baggy jockey shorts with his hairy-assed belly hanging out from the wife beater shirt and under the wife beater is of course all the tats... :stunned: :laughingsmiley: :grin: :blinksmiley: :glare: :blink:

I thought you were already spoken for....

nope

 

[Toecutter]

nope

The good ones (men) get snapped up quick. Rare as hen's teeth. Plenty of single guys around here. I rest my case....

Ever considered

? Perhaps a fellow FJR owner?

 

[Stephen]

Can we return to the "****" again............ me likey! :dribble:

 

[madmike2]

nope

The good ones (men) get snapped up quick. Rare as hen's teeth. Plenty of single guys around here. I rest my case....

Uh....some of them by CHOICE!

Ever considered

I seem to remember that she's already BTDT with an FJR owner. I "think" that's why SHE has the FJR.

And, Barb, my friend, don't lower your expectations. I believe that's called "settling" and is maximum un-good.