Who do you hit on?

[Bokerfork]

I've been perusing this Forum for a couple of years now and have come to the following conclusion. Some "handles" I click on immediately. Others,sorry, I take a wait and see attidude.

For example:

JB: Always insightful, rarely boring.

Bustanut: You just never know!

Ms. Bustanut: See above

Iggy: Never disappoints.

MM2: Crazy MFer, worth a look regardeless.

RogDeb: So polite, so poignent.

OM: ignore, just a bunch of useless pics

Barb,Mem, Tyler, do I need to explain this?

The list goes on. I'm interested in who you feel akin to. When you see their handle or avatar, who do you click on, and why.

These are just a few of my favorites. What are yours?

 

[exskibum]

Pretty face, nice eyes, cute butt, nice **** . . .

uhhh . . . answer to . . . wrong question??? :blushing: :blushing:

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Who do you hit on?

All the cute one's who won't take me seriously.

And why?

If they take me seriously, it'll cost me!

 

[beemerdons]

Mark, I am sixty-one years old, Brother; with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I hit on any warm female with a pulse, ese; blind, crippled, paroled, crazy, ugly and homicidal are right up Papa Chuy's alley, Dude! Oh wait, you mean whose posts do I turn to first on our FJR Forum; well, EXCU-U-U-U-U-U-SE ME!

I turn first to the other fellow Irishmen on here, which would be Old Michael and ShinyPartsUp; being fellow Fenians, they're just as screwed up as I am; with similar tastes!

Then I turn to the certifiable whack jobs on this Forum: Bustanut joker, odot, RadioHowie and sometimes even dcarver! And occasionally, even madmike 2 and HotRodZilla will drift over to this side of the Forum. Then it will be Mary Ellen, Tyler, fjrchik, barb and Jill; primarily, because they are just so very darn cute! Actually SkooterG also falls into the "cute and precious" category, so I look at his drivel next! Iggy, JB, Warchild and charismaticmegafauna are the reasoned voices of responsibility.

For the politeness spectrum: I turn to Wheatie, RogDeb, Dr. Rich, Badcat, any Canuck, Patriot and Toecutter. Then I turn to any of the SoCal crowd because they're neighbors; even though, if I see one more provocative picture on FJR Forum of FJRBluesman hugging another guy, I may rethink this; "not that there is anything wrong with that!"

Then, last but not least, I turn to any of the water logged and brain damaged types from Pacific North Wet. Reading PNW posts is like meeting Martians for the 1st time!

 

[Panman]

Then, last but not least, I turn to any of the water logged and brain damaged types from Pacific North Wet. Reading PNW posts is like meeting Martians for the 1st time!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[FJRBluesman]

I mainly look at the subject line first. I don't "hit on" a thread because of particular forum member.... Unless I see who commented and what the subject was. Then it can get fun.

 

[blueman]

What Subjects do you dudes go to the most. I like the Never Ending Pointless blaw Blaw one. It seems to be the most entertaining. And that is were I seem to end up the most. By the way which tires go's best with which oil. I like Avon Storms with Yamahahaha Lube Full Synthetic. The way I look at it every time I change the oil I change the tires.

 

[Patriot]

I turn first to the other fellow Irishmen on here, which would be Old Michael and ShinyPartsUp; being fellow Fenians, they're just as screwed up as I am; with similar tastes!
Then I turn to the certifiable whack jobs on this Forum: Bustanut joker, odot, RadioHowie and sometimes even dcarver! And occasionally, even madmike 2 and HotRodZilla will drift over to this side of the Forum. Then it will be Mary Ellen, Tyler, fjrchik, barb and Jill; primarily, because they are just so very darn cute! Actually SkooterG also falls into the "cute and precious" category, so I look at his drivel next! Iggy, JB, Warchild and charismaticmegafauna are the reasoned voices of responsibility.

For the politeness spectrum: I turn to Wheatie, RogDeb, Dr. Rich, Badcat, any Canuck, Patriot and Toecutter. Then I turn to any of the SoCal crowd because they're neighbors; even though, if I see one more provocative picture on FJR Forum of FJRBluesman hugging another guy, I may rethink this; "not that there is anything wrong with that!"

Then, last but not least, I turn to any of the water logged and brain damaged types from Pacific North Wet. Reading PNW posts is like meeting Martians for the 1st time!

Fred...where's Freddy...pay it forward and the the voice of sanity...

and there's also Bouncer, Grumpy, Geek, extremejarhead, majicinventor, OCtireinsanity, nicePainguy, Axeintheman, Ioneater, Toesucker, WFooshballs, Brodielectronmaster, Galaxybear, FJRandyhornblower, Renagadedishrag, hotrodkiller, inarush, john40+40, and docbetweenI&K.

that dude howontheradio, don't get me started... :dribble:

 

[Zorlac]

I mainly look at the subject line first. I don't "hit on" a thread because of particular forum member.... Unless I see who commented and what the subject was. Then it can get fun.

+1

 

[S76]

Ionbeam

Haulin Ashe

and others.

I like to read the technical stuff. I don't understand it, but I like to read it.

 

[RadioHowie]

I click multiple times on anything I've posted. Gets my "viewed" count up.

Truthfully, I hardly ever come to this corner of the forum. Usually only when Bustanut Joker points me over here. And occasionally....VERY occasionally....I might post something here.

My first choices are always the technical sub-forums, then the main group, followed by Other and Sportbike.

Doesn't matter who does the posting...it's the subject that grabs my attention.

 

[Tyler]

I mainly look at the subject line first. I don't "hit on" a thread because of particular forum member.... Unless I see who commented and what the subject was. Then it can get fun.

+1

+2 here

 

[puppychow]

Hit "View New posts", look at thread subjects to see if anything catches my eye, rinse, repeat.

 

[exskibum]

Hit "View New posts", look at thread subjects to see if anything catches my eye, rinse, repeat.

+1

 

[madmike2]

Hit "View New posts", look at thread subjects to see if anything catches my eye, rinse, repeat.

+1

Yep!

With one caveat: When one of the ladies post I want to see WHO they're giving "stuff" to.

 

[RadioHowie]

Hit "View New posts", look at thread subjects to see if anything catches my eye, rinse, repeat.

+1

Yep!

With one caveat: When one of the ladies post I want to see WHO they're giving "stuff" to.

Never known any lady who "gave" their stuff.

It ALWAYS costs sumpin'.

 

[Tyler]

Hit "View New posts", look at thread subjects to see if anything catches my eye, rinse, repeat.

+1

Yep!

With one caveat: When one of the ladies post I want to see WHO they're giving "stuff" to.

Never known any lady who "gave" their stuff.

It ALWAYS costs sumpin'.

Aw, Howie... don't be bitter... we luv ya.

 

[madmike2]

Hit "View New posts", look at thread subjects to see if anything catches my eye, rinse, repeat.

+1

Yep!

With one caveat: When one of the ladies post I want to see WHO they're giving "stuff" to.

Never known any lady who "gave" their stuff.

It ALWAYS costs sumpin'.

Howie...mi amigo, i did NOT say, "giving THEIR stuff to....".

I carefully and deliberately said, "Giving 'stuff' to".

Rather than using the common four letter euphemism for fecal matter....... :blink:

 

[Tyler]

Hit "View New posts", look at thread subjects to see if anything catches my eye, rinse, repeat.

+1

Yep!

With one caveat: When one of the ladies post I want to see WHO they're giving "stuff" to.

Never known any lady who "gave" their stuff.

It ALWAYS costs sumpin'.

Howie...mi amigo, i did NOT say, "giving THEIR stuff to....".

I carefully and deliberately said, "Giving 'stuff' to".

Rather than using the common four letter euphemism for fecal matter....... :blink:

You mean dookie? Poo poo? Ca ca? Or just good ole plain ****?