womens classes

[FJRay]

This has been around but it's still fun. I'm sure the ladies will post up their version

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF TOPICS ADDRESSED , CLASS

SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with

Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It

for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and

Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help

Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through

the Windshield and without wrecking.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

 

[7xray]

My guess is that class 9 will be lightly attended.

 

[Surly]

Hi Ray,

I showed this thread to my missus and enquired if she would like to attend any of the listed classes. Well she hit the roof then she hit me. With one of these.

https://www.langtoninfo.co.uk/showitem_imagedetail.aspx?isbn=B004Q3QXAS

I can now fart "Bad to the bone" by George Thorogood



Regards

Surly

:dribble:

 

[DELETE-PLEASE]

My wife was also unimpressed.... I like it though.

 

[lnewlf]

thanks to you pal I'm on the couch..

 

[FJRay]

I sent this to my son and his reply was.

" My life in an e-mail"

 

[CAJW]

Ray,

Class 13

How to take a joke for what it is instead of personally

Read Ray's thread, smile, keep inflammatory/derogatory comments to self, repeat as needed

(or not show her this thread and move on safely, smiling and knowing that you saved yourself an ass whoopin)

 

[exskibum]

Ray,

Class 13

How to take a joke for what it is instead of personally

Read Ray's thread, smile, keep inflammatory/derogatory comments to self, repeat as needed

(or not show her this thread and move on safely, smiling and knowing that you saved yourself an ass whoopin)

Clearly, we have similar instincts, John.

 

[FJRay]

Ray,

Class 13

How to take a joke for what it is instead of personally

Read Ray's thread, smile, keep inflammatory/derogatory comments to self, repeat as needed

(or not show her this thread and move on safely, smiling and knowing that you saved yourself an ass whoopin)

Clearly, we have similar instincts, John.

The wish to continue life with one's personal parts intact does help control the mouth. Sometimes

 

[FJRBluesman]

Classsic stuff! :lol:

My guess is that class 9 will be lightly attended.

Gunny. :lol: