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So much for your Christmas card.

Upon hearing of the death, his twin brother came the very next day to apply for the job. Unfortunately, the end result was the same. One in the drawing crowd asked; "Who is this one?" The Bishop replied; "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for the other guy."

Well, damn, Pony. You've got the pistol. If you can't fix this, what the hell are we supposed to do? ;)

I've got to agree with Brent. This looks far too much like something I would make with a mail-order JCWhitney fairing after I ditched my Gixxer and fubared my plastics. <in drunken red-neck voice> Hell, you don't need all them stinkin' plastic bits. We can get a fairing from JCWhitney...

That is the way I understand this thing as well. In order to win, you have to instigate a fight. Of course, he could request documentation of the disability that the individual is claiming the service dog is accomodating... Might bolster his view of the worthiness of instigating the fight...

I used to have one that read: "If you don't like the way I drive - STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!"

Uh...me? Yeah, what the hell. How bad could it be? Heal up, man. Sooner or later, it seems we all play this game. Sorry you got in the club. Meetings are on Wednesdays. :huh:

Additional reading: Service Dogs Be sure to click on the "Federal ADA information from the Department of Justice" link.

The Department of Justice is responsible for enforcing laws concerning ADA. But, one would believe that enforcement would come after a complaint is filed. I would also believe the complaint would come from one denied (access) and not the one providing such. And no, I am by no means an expert...

Well, of the 12 week sentence, only 1 week was for the stunting. The other 11 weeks was for the crappy music on the video. :glare: Listen for yourself:*****

And...when all else fails, get a bigger hammer. Now, this was facetious. I was serious the first time. The brass drift will prevent damage to threads, the BFH will motivate it. ;) Counting on, of course, that the pinch bolt is loose. My old one always needed a little motivation. Once it...

Brass drift and a BFH.

Try this one

Now, this story could only get better if they would be so kind as to put this ****** in a cell with another inmate named Bubba...you know the one, about 6'6", 300 lbs, the I.Q. of a stick of gum, and the libido of a goat-farmers 13-year-old son. That's what I'm talkin' about.

Uh, yeah...you first.

I'm not saying thats ghey or anthing, but it is definitely the most emasculating comment thusfar. I thought that was Tom Petty...

oops, dj bill beat me to it.

Bad to the Bone-George Thorogood Learning to Fly-Pink Floyd Back in Black-AC/DC Another Brick in the Wall-Pink Floyd One Headlight-Wallflowers Cashmere-Led Zeplin Last Dance-Floyd Cramer The Hook-Blues Traveler There's more, but I'll have to give it some thought.

Now, that's disturbing.

OMG, it's going to be worse than I feared. Do we have any members that specialize in seperation anxiety?