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"Dammit, is it plie', and then the entrechet, or entrechet and then the plie'? If I screw this up again, I'll never get out out of Ballet 101."

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to start saving now!!!

Considering the context, the first response to a very considered, serious post, which raised some valid points, this has my vote for the funniest line of the year.

Braggart.

Was Duke upset?

No, it's actually 100% funny.

I hear you, kid.

Funny. There's no such thing as too many golf jokes.

I assume by "you *******" you mean the inebriated gentleman in the joke, and not the sophisticated good-looking joke poster. Otherwise my feelings would be very, very, very, deeply hurt. (It's been scientifically proven that handsome, athletic men are more sensitive to slights of this type...

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What's up with the big brass gong?” one of his guests asked. “It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,” the...

It disturbs me that he rides an '07.

Don't know how you didn't get off, John. That's an air tight defense.

FYI - It's not necessary to use redundant modifying adjectives such as "nice", or "beautiful", or "awesome" before the phrase "2007 FJR".

For me it's when the beach maidens make their first shy, graceful entry onto the warm sands of the San Diego waterfront. I can close my eyes and hear their soft voices now. "I don't give a rat's ass what he's doing, tell OM to get his sorry butt over here. I'm in the mood." It's cherished...

And they say that size doesn't matter.

That commuter traffic looks like a bitch to deal with.

Long live the Dukester!!!