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Hi Don, I am not questioning your honesty at all but surely if anybody held a bankers balls in their hands they would be inclined to squeeze and twist just a little. Regards Steve

Hi Enn, This is a possible route to Albany via the coast. This is starting from Bunbury which is about 1 hour south of Perth. https://www.mainroads.wa.gov.au/Documents/10.RCN-D15%5E23120799.PDF Another option for you could be a campervan...

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Hi Enn, May I suggest that you have a look around this web site, https://www.westernaustralia.com/au/Destinations/Australias_South_West/Pages/Australias_South_West.aspx There are school holidays between Saturday 9 April - Monday 25 April, this will make it most advisable to plan and book...

Hi Enn, Australia is really quite a big place with many types of climates most of which be fairly dry when you plan come . What locations, regions are you going to explore. South West of Western Australia, North West of Western Australia, Far North Queensland, Sydney, Melbourne, Tasmania and...

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home...

So glad that you are here to tell us the tale. Best regards Steve

It would have been a lot better if you had a large handgun!!!

I like very much! Best regards Surly

Impressive undercarriage.

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Marty was lying in bed one evening, when his wife felt Marty begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders...

How do you open the side cases? Take them off???

Highest respect to you and your colleagues. Please stay safe, Steve

It's a wonderful world. All the best to you both.

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9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller. I need this right now!

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: 2 Litres 2% milk, 1 carton eggs, 2 Litres orange juice, 1 Lettuce Large bottle of coffee 500gms bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk man standing behind me watched as I placed the items in...

You will be back, if not for the bike then the camaraderie. Have fun. Best regards Steve

Hi wfooshee, Sad to hear of your predicament! Lots of "SPARES" around here.

I once thought of becoming a comedian but when I realized that people would laugh at me I couldn't go through with it.