1st Inaugural Los Robustos M/C Ride - Meet and Eat!

[johnny80s]

I updated the list and added names of members. I can't remember everyone in the club so fill in some names I missed.

I think we should name Galaxy Blue Fat Bastard. That should be his club name. The guy is a 4X to 5X shirt. I think that says it all. :derisive:

I will ship shirts if you pay for shipping.

 

[Draggon Rider]

Not sure yet if I can make the Vegas hotel, but I will definitely be at "Eat At Joes" in Wikieup at 15:30 Sat and the trip to the "Heart Attack Grill" on Sunday.

Big-D, keep my cell phone number of 480-440-4666 handy. If you are rolling out of Lake Havasu City on Saturday morning just give me a call. Maybe we can set up a rendezvous in Kingman, I was planning on taking that wild mountain road up to Hualapai Peak again. Remember Fairlaner, djbill, ynotride, John Dumke, you and AZ Beemers rode those twisties last year.

Beemerdon, I want to be just like you when I retire... :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

 

[cometman]

Are some peoplle staying in Wickenburg on Saturday night.
Cometman!! If you need to pick between the two, DVD will provide more bang for your buck!!

Thanks BigD. Thats what I was thinkn. DVD is the way to go. Lost my yearly bonus today for this year. Reason = down economy; but stock rose 50 % in last 6 months, okay...........I need a lobotomy or perhaps some of them peyote buttons I saw at the SW-FOG 2009.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Are some peoplle staying in Wickenburg on Saturday night.
Cometman!! If you need to pick between the two, DVD will provide more bang for your buck!!

Thanks BigD. Thats what I was thinkn. DVD is the way to go. Lost my yearly bonus today for this year. Reason = down economy; but stock rose 50 % in last 6 months, okay...........I need a lobotomy or perhaps some of them peyote buttons I saw at the SW-FOG 2009.

Really! Do tell.... unless what goes on at a meet stays at a meet.

 

[beemerdons]

Not sure yet if I can make the Vegas hotel, but I will definitely be at "Eat At Joes" in Wikieup at 15:30 Sat and the trip to the "Heart Attack Grill" on Sunday.

Big-D, keep my cell phone number of 480-440-4666 handy. If you are rolling out of Lake Havasu City on Saturday morning just give me a call. Maybe we can set up a rendezvous in Kingman, I was planning on taking that wild mountain road up to Hualapai Peak again. Remember Fairlaner, djbill, ynotride, John Dumke, you and AZ Beemers rode those twisties last year.

Beemerdon, I want to be just like you when I retire... :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

Draggon Rider, I hear you loud and clear Brother; I've been having a ball since retiring! Funny, worked 38 years in the Pipefitting industry with 22 years with one company: Metro Mechanical here in Phoenix; and I was afraid of my retirement.

Now that I have been retired for 6 months and riding my motorcycle each and every day I wonder why I didn't do it earlier.

It's one in the morning and I'm up with the same excitement of going on a motorcycle road trip as I had when I was fifteen.

At 0500 I am heading off to Ensenada and San Felipe, Mexico with SkooterG, GSJane and many others from our FJR Forum.

 

[beemerdons]

El Presidente: Buenos Dias Juan, Here is the latest revision to the MS Word Document Los Robustos M/C Club Roster listing.

NOTE: I am leaving for Mexico in two hours with my illegitimate bastard son SkooterG, GS Jane, Boles' and five other riders.

I will be back Tuesday morning, not going to put down my tequila or cerveza to get on a computer while down in Mexico.

If I have missed anyone, e-mail me at [email protected] Atencion: If you want to join LRMC, you must e-mail me ASAP.

LOS ROBUSTOS M/C CLUB ROSTER

October 10, 2009

NOTE: Term ACN means “Awaiting Club Nickname.”

johnny80s – El Presidente

ShinyPartsUp – El Grande

BeemerDonS – El Jefe Supremo, once South of the Border this handle switches to Chuy Medina “El Burrito Ballerina”; as I am known in Guatemala and Mexico

Badcat - El Gato Malo

HotRodZilla – El Jefe de Nuevo Mexico

Bustanut joker - Muy Loco

RadioHowie – El Pinche Pescado Malo

Silver Penguin – La Pinguina Plata

MEM – La Canadadiense Rapida

SkooterG – El Pendejo Grande NOTE: Rank has its privileges, worked for Chuy for 6 years in US Army and I am invoking it here: I know that Greg Marbach does not have the body type that we require for Los Robustos; but god damn it, he’s my best riding buddy! Still do not know what to do about pinhead – Dave is just like Skooty in being way too fucking skinny. Those two dickheads look like Mogadishu War Orphans. Gain some weight, you sticks!

Niehart – El Borracho NOTE: This nickname was way too easy!!!

Fairlaner – El Rechoncho NOTE: Even easier than Dave Black’s!

OCfjr – El Neumatico Cuadrado

FJRay – El Oso Grande

FastJoyRide – El Alce Grande

Vectervp1 – Rey del Menudo

RenoJohn – RenoJohn NOTE: Some phrases just do not translate well into Espanol. RenoJohn is already known south of Estados Unidos, I say we just leave this pinche vato loco’s name the same!

Bustanut joker – El Muy Loco NOTE: Barry has not officially joined, but this club moniker must absolutely be reserved for Bust!

Old Michael – Viejo Miguel NOTE: OM actually does not yet have the required and desired Los Robustos M/C body type, but I do believe that he is just 4 or 5 Irish pasties away from making the grade. Our club does need an official photographer and biographer and nobody does better Ride Reports and Ride Pictures than Mick!

Man Whore – El Puto Humoristico

HYCLE – See Note Below

Dr. Rich – NOTE: Since HYCLE and Dr. Rich have not submitted their nicknames for review: I am allowing Old Michael to bestow your club handles. May Lord have mercy on your miserable souls!

FastJoyRide – El Alce Grande

GalaxyBlue – Galaxy Blue Fat Bastard

Ignacio – ACN

Panman – ACN

Brodie – ACN

Warchild – ACN

Wetdog – ACN

gregory – ACN

joe – ACN

geezer – ACN

TellurideFJR – ACN

cometman – El Gordo

Santa Fe Dreamin – El Guerro del Camino

pinhead - El Guapo

sin_loki - Guacamole Heaven

DABRIT – ACN

Big-D – Puta Gran Suma

 

[Bustanut joker]

Well I suppose I'd better work on my seventh grade Spanish 'cause by lookin' at this list, I need to belong :lol:

I did notice ya got me in there twice Don.. Ya drinkin already? :lol: :lol:

:jester:

 

[beemerdons]

Well I suppose I'd better work on my seventh grade Spanish 'cause by lookin' at this list, I need to belong :lol: I did notice ya got me in there twice Don.. Ya drinkin already? :lol: :lol:

:jester:

Bust, You're on the list twice, because you are "just special"! Well, I do indeed have wee spot of Kahlua in my morning coffee!

 

[GalaxyBlue]

What... no spanglish insult name? :****:

 

[beemerdons]

What... no spanglish insult name? :****:

Adam, I'm going to be spending 4 days and 3 nights in Mexico with tu amigo SkooterG. I'm sure when Herradura Tequila y Tecate loosens up Greg's big yap, he'll come up with some choice nicknames for you. Hombre, you'll not like his choices ese!

 

[beemerdons]

Are some peoplle staying in Wickenburg on Saturday night.
Cometman!! If you need to pick between the two, DVD will provide more bang for your buck!!

Thanks BigD. Thats what I was thinkn. DVD is the way to go. Lost my yearly bonus today for this year. Reason = down economy; but stock rose 50 % in last 6 months, okay...........I need a lobotomy or perhaps some of them peyote buttons I saw at the SW-FOG 2009.

Really! Do tell.... unless what goes on at a meet stays at a meet.

PEYOTE: 365,000 Yaqui Indians, One Old Gringo and RenoJohn cannot be wrong about this. Breakfast of Champions amigo!!

 

[pinhead]

pinhead - Big-D's Bitch NOTE: pinhead's body type is the antithesis of all that is noble, great and good about Los Robustos M/C. However, that being said, he's goofy enough that I think that it would be a serious mistake if he wasn't included in our LRMC club.

Don, as much as I appreciate your vote, and as much as I'd love to partake in some of the delectable feasts that await this expanding club (pun intended), I can’t stand the thought of the ridicule you’d face the first time some of the growing membership (pun intended) caught sight of me. I’m pretty sure you’d be immediately stripped of your robust title (yup, again), and I’d be sent packing. Don, my riding pants are a medium/tall, and they don’t stretch.

Hope you’re having fun in Meheeco, Brother!

 

[Bustanut joker]

I'm in the same boat pin. Don put me up twice an I now know why. At 6' 190 I need to be doubled to fit in :lol:

I was semi Robust prior to the zipper incident, a whooping 235

Ya think El Jefe Supremo is drinking yet?

:jester:

 

[pinhead]

Ya think El Jefe Supremo is drinking yet?

I doubt he ever stopped.

 

[johnny80s]

pinhead - Big-D's Bitch NOTE: pinhead's body type is the antithesis of all that is noble, great and good about Los Robustos M/C. However, that being said, he's goofy enough that I think that it would be a serious mistake if he wasn't included in our LRMC club.

Don, as much as I appreciate your vote, and as much as I'd love to partake in some of the delectable feasts that await this expanding club (pun intended), I can’t stand the thought of the ridicule you’d face the first time some of the growing membership (pun intended) caught sight of me. I’m pretty sure you’d be immediately stripped of your robust title (yup, again), and I’d be sent packing. Don, my riding pants are a medium/tall, and they don’t stretch.

Hope you’re having fun in Meheeco, Brother!

You haven't seen Santa Fe Dreamin. Two of him will fit in a medium riding pant.

 

[johnny80s]

El Presidente: Buenos Dias Juan, Here is the latest revision to the MS Word Document Los Robustos M/C Club Roster listing.
NOTE: I am leaving for Mexico in two hours with my illegitimate bastard son SkooterG, GS Jane, Boles' and five other riders.

I will be back Tuesday morning, not going to put down my tequila or cerveza to get on a computer while down in Mexico.

If I have missed anyone, e-mail me at [email protected] Atencion: If you want to join LRMC, you must e-mail me ASAP.

LOS ROBUSTOS M/C CLUB ROSTER

October 10, 2009

NOTE: Term ACN means “Awaiting Club Nickname.”

johnny80s – El Presidente

ShinyPartsUp – El Grande

BeemerDonS – El Jefe Supremo, once South of the Border this handle switches to Chuy Medina “El Burrito Ballerina”; as I am known in Guatemala and Mexico

Badcat - El Gato Malo

HotRodZilla – El Jefe de Nuevo Mexico

Bustanut joker - Muy Loco

RadioHowie – El Pinche Pescado Malo

Silver Penguin – La Pinguina Plata

MEM – La Canadadiense Rapida

SkooterG – El Pendejo Grande NOTE: Rank has its privileges, worked for Chuy for 6 years in US Army and I am invoking it here: I know that Greg Marbach does not have the body type that we require for Los Robustos; but god damn it, he’s my best riding buddy! Still do not know what to do about pinhead – Dave is just like Skooty in being way too fucking skinny. Those two dickheads look like Mogadishu War Orphans. Gain some weight, you sticks!

Niehart – El Borracho NOTE: This nickname was way too easy!!!

Fairlaner – El Rechoncho NOTE: Even easier than Dave Black’s!

OCfjr – El Neumatico Cuadrado

FJRay – El Oso Grande

FastJoyRide – El Alce Grande

Vectervp1 – Rey del Menudo

RenoJohn – RenoJohn NOTE: Some phrases just do not translate well into Espanol. RenoJohn is already known south of Estados Unidos, I say we just leave this pinche vato loco’s name the same!

Bustanut joker – El Muy Loco NOTE: Barry has not officially joined, but this club moniker must absolutely be reserved for Bust!

Old Michael – Viejo Miguel NOTE: OM actually does not yet have the required and desired Los Robustos M/C body type, but I do believe that he is just 4 or 5 Irish pasties away from making the grade. Our club does need an official photographer and biographer and nobody does better Ride Reports and Ride Pictures than Mick!

Man Whore – El Puto Humoristico

HYCLE – See Note Below

Dr. Rich – NOTE: Since HYCLE and Dr. Rich have not submitted their nicknames for review: I am allowing Old Michael to bestow your club handles. May Lord have mercy on your miserable souls!

FastJoyRide – El Alce Grande

GalaxyBlue – Galaxy Blue Fat Bastard

Ignacio – ACN

Panman – ACN

Brodie – ACN

Warchild – ACN

Wetdog – ACN

gregory – ACN

joe – ACN

geezer – ACN

TellurideFJR – ACN

cometman – El Gordo

Santa Fe Dreamin – El Guerro del Camino

pinhead - Big-D's Bitch NOTE: pinhead's body type is the antithesis of all that is noble, great and good about Los Robustos M/C. However, that being said, he's goofy enough that I think that it would be a serious mistake if he wasn't included in our LRMC club.

sin_loki - Guacamole Heaven

DABRIT – ACN

Big-D – Puta Gran Suma

And PM for your shirt. We gotta order around 2 dozen to get the 20 buck price.

 

[FJRay]

3x for me. Thanks

 

[johnny80s]

3x for me. Thanks

You're on the list Oso.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I'm in the same boat pin. Don put me up twice an I now know why. At 6' 190 I need to be doubled to fit in :lol: I was semi Robust prior to the zipper incident, a whooping 235

Ya think El Jefe Supremo is drinking yet?

:jester:

You were voted in for the size of your mouth, not your waist or dick.... sheesh.

:finger:

FastJoyRide – El Alce Grande -- is listed twice el jefe supremo

For gregory I submit a nickname of X-Ray

 

[Bustanut joker]

I'm in the same boat pin. Don put me up twice an I now know why. At 6' 190 I need to be doubled to fit in :lol: I was semi Robust prior to the zipper incident, a whooping 235

Ya think El Jefe Supremo is drinking yet?

:jester:

You were voted in for the size of your mouth, not your waist or dick.... sheesh.

:finger:

:lol: :lol:

Man I feel the love already

:jester: