1st Inaugural Los Robustos M/C Ride - Meet and Eat!

[johnny80s]

I am going to place this order on Wednesday. If you want a shirt and want to be a real Los Robustos member and not a poser you will order one.

If you don't order we are going to send member Bust around to give you an anal shaving. You know he likes that sort of thing.

 

[Bustanut joker]

I am going to place this order on Wednesday. If you want a shirt and want to be a real Los Robustos member and not a poser you will order one.
If you don't order we are going to send member Bust around to give you an anal shaving. You know he likes that sort of thing.

This is good news! I've a new line an' I'm looking for "testers" to try it on! It's an "Industrial Strength" unit we've deemed the shredder 2 tm

Step up boys!

:jester:

 

[GalaxyBlue]

I am going to place this order on Wednesday. If you want a shirt and want to be a real Los Robustos member and not a poser you will order one.
If you don't order we are going to send member Bust around to give you an anal shaving. You know he likes that sort of thing.

This is good news! I've a new line an' I'm looking for "testers" to try it on! It's an "Industrial Strength" unit we've deemed the shredder 2 tm

Step up boys!

:jester:

Shit...

I better order two then to avoid such shenanigans.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I am going to place this order on Wednesday. If you want a shirt and want to be a real Los Robustos member and not a poser you will order one.
If you don't order we are going to send member Bust around to give you an anal shaving. You know he likes that sort of thing.

This is good news! I've a new line an' I'm looking for "testers" to try it on! It's an "Industrial Strength" unit we've deemed the shredder 2 tm

Step up boys!

:jester:

Shit...

I better order two then to avoid such shenanigans.

Hell ya! Barry is scary dangerous! Don't believe me? Just ask the sheep lover :dribble:

 

[beemerdons]

I am going to place this order on Wednesday. If you want a shirt and want to be a real Los Robustos member and not a poser you will order one.
If you don't order we are going to send member Bust around to give you an anal shaving. You know he likes that sort of thing.

Hola Juan, besides my XXXL order for Chuy I want to order 2 additional shirts. 1) I want to get my illegitimate bastard son SkooterG an XL for his Christmas present. 2) I want to get my Mexico offroad riding buddy Brian "El Jefe" Boles an XXXL.

NOTE: Brian and I were dos hombres who came up with "Los Robustos M/C" a decade ago. We'd been eating and drinking at La Mesa del Capitan (The Captain's Table) in Puerto Penasco when we came up with it while closing up their cantina ese!!!

 

[johnny80s]

We need 20 t-shirts minimum. Anyone want to order two instead of one? If we don't get 20 we don't get shirts. I am in for 2 myself.

1 Johnny80s - XXL-2

2 Beemerdon - XXXL-2 XL-1

3 Shiney El Grande - XXXL-2 if they are big or XXXXL

4 Big D - XXL

5 Galaxy Blue - XXXXL Tall or XXXXXL

6 FJRay - XXXL

7 Bustanut - XL

8 DABRIT - XL and L confirmed

9 ManWhore - L

10 Pinhead - XL

11 Niehart - XL

12 Dr. Rich - XXL

13 Coldcut - L - By the way Don Coldcut is a new member.

14 Fairlaner - 2 XXL

15 Santa Fe Dreamin - size unkown

16 Spyderbret - XL

17. Feeger - XL

We have 22 so far! We are there for the minimum. The order goes in at 12pm pacific time tomorrow. Get them while there hot!

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I'll go for two. What the hell. My wife can wear it as a night dress.

 

[Niehart]

1 extralard please. Don's line but I like it.

 

[Dr. Rich]

Get me an XXL... See you in Las Vegas... Rich

 

[GalaxyBlue]

We need 20 t-shirts minimum. Anyone want to order two instead of one? If we don't get 20 we don't get shirts. I am in for 2 myself.
1 Johnny80s - XXL-2

2 Beemerdon - XXXL-2 XL-1

3 Shiney El Grande - XXXL-2 if they are big or XXXXL

4 Big D - XXL

5 Galaxy Blue - XXXXL Tall or XXXXXL Two Please

6 FJRay - XXXL

7 Bustanut - XL

8 DABRIT - XL and L confirmed

9 ManWhore - L

10 Pinhead - XL

11 Niehart - XL

12 Dr. Rich - XXL

13

14

15

We only have 16 so far. Almost there.

 

[Fairlaner]

i'l take 2 xxl's

R

 

[johnny80s]

I'll go for two. What the hell. My wife can wear it as a night dress.

Or the next time you eat shit in the mud you will have a spare. Carry it in a plastic bag.

 

[spyderbret]

I have been slacking on this thread!! Shame on me!!

Put me down for an XL. Looking forward to this one too!! B)

 

[beemerdons]

LOS ROBUSTOS M/C CLUB ROSTER

October 14, 2009

NOTE: Term ACN means “Awaiting Club Nickname.”

johnny80s – El Presidente

ShinyPartsUp – El Grande

BeemerDonS – El Jefe Supremo

HotRodZilla – El Jefe de Nuevo Mexico

RadioHowie – El Pinche Pescado Malo

Silver Penguin – La Pinguina Plata

MEM – La Canadiense Rapida

SkooterG – El Pendejo Grande

Niehart – El Borracho

Fairlaner – El Rechoncho

OCfjr – El Neumatico Cuadrado

FJRay – El Oso Grande

FastJoyRide – El Alce Grande

Vectervp1 – Rey del Menudo

RenoJohn – RenoJohn

Bustanut joker – El Muy Loco

Old Michael – Viejo Miguel

Coldcut - ACN

Eeksnake – ACN

Spyderbret - Demonio de Sangre

RadioHowie – Pinche Pescado Malo

Man Whore – El Puto Humoristico

HYCLE – ACN

Dr. Rich – ACN

GalaxyBlue – Galaxy Blue Fat Bastard

Ignacio – ACN

Panman – ACN

Brodie – ACN

Warchild – ACN

Wetdog – ACN

gregory – X-Ray

joe – ACN

geezer – ACN

TellurideFJR – ACN

cometman – El Gordo

Santa Fe Dreamin – El Guerro del Camino

pinhead - El Guapo

sin_loki – Guacamole Heaven

DABRIT – ACN

Big-D – Puta Gran Suma

Badcat – El Gato Malo

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I'll go for two. What the hell. My wife can wear it as a night dress.

Or the next time you eat shit in the mud you will have a spare. Carry it in a plastic bag.

Ya know, that isn't bad advice.

But I fixed it for ya. I only eat shit on this forum.

 

[johnny80s]

I'll go for two. What the hell. My wife can wear it as a night dress.

Or the next time you eat shit in the mud you will have a spare. Carry it in a plastic bag.

Ya know, that isn't bad advice.

But I fixed it for ya. I only eat shit on this forum.

I just couldn't resist. Sorry.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I'll go for two. What the hell. My wife can wear it as a night dress.

Or the next time you eat shit in the mud you will have a spare. Carry it in a plastic bag.

Ya know, that isn't bad advice.

But I fixed it for ya. I only eat shit on this forum.

I just couldn't resist. Sorry.

Never appologize for being funny. It's in the forum rules somewhere. Made me chuckle. The old saying applies, "I'f ya can't take it, don't dish it out..."

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Thats some funny shit, Right there! :haha:

 

[beemerdons]

El Presidente y El Grande, Saludos: I have added Coldcut to the Los Robustos M/C Roster. Since he is from Temecula, where the men are men and the sheep run scared, I'm confident that he is a worthy addition to LRMC. Bienvenidos Coldcut!

Spyderbret sent me his club nickname and it's a good one: Demonio de Sangre-Blood Demon; famous MEX Lucha Libre star!

https://www.bongo.net/papers/lucha.htm For those of you having difficulty picking your Los Robustos handle: Check out link.

Lucha Libre has been in Mexico since the 1930's and there are some fantastico names to be had here. If I wasn't already El Jefe Supremo I'd be El Santo - The Grandfather of Mexican Lucha Libre. El Felino and El Villano are still available to you!!!

 

[johnny80s]

I sent in the order guys.

I will let you know more tomorrow.