1st Inaugural Los Robustos M/C Ride - Meet and Eat!

[beemerdons]

Atencion El Presidente y El Grande, While drinking mezcal with SkooterG on the Malecon of San Felipe I had a vision, the vision was so great that I didn't even need peyote buds! pinhead Los Robustos name is to be El Guapo, so it is written ese!

 

[johnny80s]

Approved!

 

[Big-D]

I could not help but notice my friend Pinhead has ordered a shirt. Does that mean he will be dragging his fat ass out of Colorado to join us on the Los Robustos feast??

 

[johnny80s]

I don't know if I am shipping it or he is getting it in person.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Atencion El Presidente y El Grande, While drinking mezcal with SkooterG on the Malecon of San Felipe I had a vision, the vision was so great that I didn't even need peyote buds! pinhead Los Robustos name is to be El Guapo, so it is written ese!

perfecto!

 

[beemerdons]

I could not help but notice my friend Pinhead has ordered a shirt. Does that mean he will be dragging his fat ass out of Colorado to join us on the Los Robustos feast??

Big-D: I am not sure if pinhead - El Guapo is coming to the Los Robustos feast or not. But if he does, when we get him to Mr. D's Diner we are going to shove a double-double cheese burger, onion rings and a banana split down his skinny gullet.

Then when we get him to Eat at Joe's BBQ we are going to make him eat the full side beef brisket order. Biafran War Baby!!

 

[pinhead]

I've been fighting with this one and just can't find a good plan yet. It's impossible for me to take any real time off of work this time of year, so I'd have only Saturday and Sunday to play with if I'm lucky. I guess I could aim straight for Wikieup early Saturday morning, but that's 625 miles of mostly 2-lane, high country riding. :cold: It's possible, but the weather and work gods will need to be smiling on me.

 

[Big-D]

That's OK El Guapo, we wouldn't want your bike to slip out from underneath you due to not enough weight on the tires. Your day will come for a Beef Brisket and a banana split!!

 

[johnny80s]

I've been fighting with this one and just can't find a good plan yet. It's impossible for me to take any real time off of work this time of year, so I'd have only Saturday and Sunday to play with if I'm lucky. I guess I could aim straight for Wikieup early Saturday morning, but that's 625 miles of mostly 2-lane, high country riding. :cold: It's possible, but the weather and work gods will need to be smiling on me.

Sounds like a sorry ass excuse to me. That's why god invented sick days.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I sent in the order guys.
I will let you know more tomorrow.

hurry the hell up! I'm gaining weight. I want to be able to wear the shirt.

EDIT:

Thanks for doing this "group buy"

 

[Big-D]

I wonder if we can have elastic bands sewn into the sides of these T-shirts to allow for expansion and possible contraction!

 

[GalaxyBlue]

I wonder if we can have elastic bands sewn into the sides of these T-shirts to allow for expansion and possible contraction!

Spandex. :haha:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I wonder if we can have elastic bands sewn into the sides of these T-shirts to allow for expansion and possible contraction!

Spandex. :haha:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

ewwwwwwwww!

 

[johnny80s]

I wonder if we can have elastic bands sewn into the sides of these T-shirts to allow for expansion and possible contraction!

Spandex. :haha:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

ewwwwwwwww!

I propose a new Los Robustos club rule.

No spandex allowed. I don't ever want to see any of you fat fuckers in spandex. That would cause me to vomit which would be a waste of perfectly good food. That really against the rules.

 

[GalaxyBlue]

I wonder if we can have elastic bands sewn into the sides of these T-shirts to allow for expansion and possible contraction!

Spandex. :haha:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

ewwwwwwwww!

I propose a new Los Robustos club rule.

No spandex allowed. I don't ever want to see any of you fat fuckers in spandex. That would cause me to vomit which would be a waste of perfectly good food. That really against the rules.

2nd!

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I wonder if we can have elastic bands sewn into the sides of these T-shirts to allow for expansion and possible contraction!

Spandex. :haha:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

ewwwwwwwww!

I propose a new Los Robustos club rule.

No spandex allowed. I don't ever want to see any of you fat fuckers in spandex. That would cause me to vomit which would be a waste of perfectly good food. That really against the rules.

2nd!

Aye!

Addendum: No tight clothes as defined as being able to see man-boobs outlined in detail or "packages" with rolls hanging over. I'd lose my appetite.

 

[Old Michael]

A humble suggestion -

A Los Robustos label for Dr. Rich -

El Maton del Norte

 

[beemerdons]

I wonder if we can have elastic bands sewn into the sides of these T-shirts to allow for expansion and possible contraction!

Spandex. :haha:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

ewwwwwwwww!

I propose a new Los Robustos club rule.

No spandex allowed. I don't ever want to see any of you fat fuckers in spandex. That would cause me to vomit which would be a waste of perfectly good food. That really against the rules.

2nd!

Aye!

Addendum: No tight clothes as defined as being able to see man-boobs outlined in detail or "packages" with rolls hanging over. I'd lose my appetite.

I heartily concur, absolutely no chorizo wiener casings on our magnificent bodies; let's keep the "El Mysterio" with loose duds!

 

[beemerdons]

A humble suggestion -A Los Robustos label for Dr. Rich -

El Maton del Norte

Approved by El Jefe Supremo! OM, you sent me scrambling for my Barron's Dictionary & Phrase Book for El Maton hombre!

Since I curse in Spanish as much as I do in English, I had to look up this pejorative. El Maton del Norte-The Lout of the North.

 

[Old Michael]

Since I curse in Spanish as much as I do in English, I had to look up this pejorative. El Maton del Norte-The Lout of the North.

My brother Rich is of Viking blood. And of course lives in Northern CA. And I got maton as bully or lout.

(He is my hair shirt.)

I'm sure he would want me to thank you, El Jefe Supremo, for giving your blessing to his Robusto tag.

We'll be riding to the Pacific today, and I'll pass on the news.

Hope he doesn't go all weepy on me.