Best 2010 April Fools Story

[MCRIDER007]

I have heard some pretty good April Fool Jokes/Stories over the years but this year's tops them all...

Drum roll please..........

Iggy is now the Mayor of Pasco! :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

What do I say when I meet him at Sunday morning coffee? It just won't seem right anymore to remind him that his dirty bike gives FJR's a bad image.

 

[Bustanut joker]

I have heard some pretty good April Fool Jokes/Stories over the years but this year's tops them all...


Drum roll please..........

Iggy is now the Mayor of Pasco! :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

What do I say when I meet him at Sunday morning coffee? It just won't seem right anymore to remind him that his dirty bike gives FJR's a bad image.

Ohh!!! We gotta come up with some sorta crazy assed scheme you can pull off one Sunday morning. :lol:

Congrats Matt!

:jester:

 

[SacramentoMike]

Sooooo. . . we can go up to Pasco and speed? Cool.

Um, does Pasco have a police force? :huh:

 

[Patriot]

Hobbies: Snowmobiling, motorcycling, golf, disc golf, and SCUBA

 

[FJRBluesman]

Police log OU812.

Wanted: One male, well.... ok male. Wanted for Iron Butt impersonation, and other ion words. If found he's armed with two arms, and dangerous. He also claims to be an IT guy, what ever an it is. Get it, it is. What's the meaning of the word is?

Anyway if you find this person please contact the FJRForum for proper handling procedures. Do not try to apprehend on your own. It could prove to be boring, bland and just plain dull when all he does is talk about motorcycle, oil tires and CCT replacement.

Congrats Ig!!! Or is Mayor Ig, or Mayor Matt, or Mayor Mayor. Or Mayor2....

Come to think of it, I family in that little town.

BTW - Ig, how old is that picture?

I have an idea.... Have Bust come and be Pasco's official greeter. WOW!! That woul dbe great for tourism, and other isms....

 

[user 6393]

disc golf? ghey

 

[user 213]

Caution, 'Da Mayor makes wicked good margaritas and may ply you with them until you're so drunk, that when he offers to show you his 'shed', you actually believe it's the out building next to the house. :dribble:

McRide - I guess that depends on what you said to him Sat night when you two were snuggling. :blink: :lol:

 

[MEM]

What's a Pasco ? :huh:

 

[FJRBluesman]

disc golf? ghey

Barb - It wouldn't look good if it said, "loves to shoot little birds, run over dear and squirels...." etc. Just kidding
Don't want the council chamber in an uproar.

 

[beemerdons]

Hobbies: Snowmobiling, motorcycling, golf, disc golf, and SCUBA

Congratulations, Matt! Just like odot, you clean up very well!

 

[TheAxeman]

Wouldn't this be considered a political thread?

 

[fjrchooser]

Next year something like this could be a good opportunity to pass some motorcycle friendly laws and get Pasco on the map - like everyone must own at least one. It doesn't even have to run .

Penalty for failure to comply could be something like a motorcycle awareness lecture by Iggy. Pasco does have a pop. greater than one right ?

 

[beemerdons]

Next year something like this could be a good opportunity to pass some motorcycle friendly laws and get Pasco on the map - like everyone must own at least one. It doesn't even have to run .
Penalty for failure to comply could be something like a motorcycle awareness lecture by Iggy. Pasco does have a pop. greater than one right ?

https://www.azbeemers.org/forum/index.php?topic=2476.0 Here is a suggestion, Iggy: Institute Bike Night the first Friday of every month in Pasco; like Mesa, Arizona did. The downtown Mesa merchants, restaurants and vendors (all City of Mesa Taxpayers) absolutely love this monthly event. The local motorycyclists spend money like it is water and everybody has a great time. All local M/C Clubs are invited to set up their own booths to encourage bikers to join their local clubs. I'll be manning the AZ Beemers booth tonight promoting our BMW MOA Chartered Club #89, while wearing my FJR hat and my WFO-08 shirt! I promote my BMW's and our FJR's!

 

[FJRBluesman]

Hobbies: Snowmobiling, motorcycling, golf, disc golf, and SCUBA

Congratulations, Matt! Just like odot, you clean up very well!

Don - Do you find Matt attractive?

 

[beemerdons]

Hobbies: Snowmobiling, motorcycling, golf, disc golf, and SCUBA

Congratulations, Matt! Just like odot, you clean up very well!

Don - Do you find Matt attractive?

Bluesy, Iggy and SkooterG are good looking young men; I keep telling GregM he should also go into politics. Skooty can clean up well and he has definite gift of gab!!

 

[FJRBluesman]

Hobbies: Snowmobiling, motorcycling, golf, disc golf, and SCUBA

Congratulations, Matt! Just like odot, you clean up very well!

Don - Do you find Matt attractive?

Bluesy, Iggy and SkooterG are good looking young men; I keep telling GregM he should also go into politics. Skooty can clean up well and he has definite gift of gab!!

You didn't answer my question....

 

[beemerdons]

Hobbies: Snowmobiling, motorcycling, golf, disc golf, and SCUBA

Congratulations, Matt! Just like odot, you clean up very well!

Don - Do you find Matt attractive?

Bluesy, Iggy and SkooterG are good looking young men; I keep telling GregM he should also go into politics. Skooty can clean up well and he has definite gift of gab!!

You didn't answer my question....

I'm taking my girlfriend Donna to lunch at California Pizza Company near her work in Scottsdale AZ at Noon, I'll ask Donna if Ignacio is attractive; just for you Bluesy!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Damned Vandals anyway!!!!

Sorry about that Iggy. You know how kids are when they see a sign.

:jester:

 

[exskibum]

:rofl: Bust, beemerdons was wrong on the other thread you photoshopped today. It's with this one that you have surpassed all previous efforts! I hadda save it for use when I get punished here next. I predict that this photo will reappear with some frequency on the forum in the future. :rofl: