Chow Hounds Johnny80's & Beemerdons

[Silver Penguin]

Having recently met Mary Ellen and having read lots of ride reports etc from Jill, I suspect they're both in Ray's "SkooterG class": "they're so thin they have to run around in the shower to get wet".

I love this guy! Can I frame that comment and keep it for posterity? Sure, it takes a long time for the shower water to get all the way down to me, but I can get wet standing still. One day..... one day, I shall be thin(ner).

Shiny makes a good point about restaurants accommodating Los Robustos. Reservations are going to be a good idea since even a group of four riders will need a decent sized table rather than a tiny booth. It is vital that the restaurant have enough food on hand to be able to sate these appetites.

Another approach is to offer an additional patch for members who manage to eat beyond the restaurant's current stock of food. That could provide some serious bonus points for an Iron-Gut rally.

 

[beemerdons]

MEM and Silver Penguin: FastJoyRide-Dave brings up a valid point. Are your defib paddles one size fits all equipment item??

I'm 6'-1", ShinyPartsUp and johnny80s are probably at least 6'-3", and I am guessing FJRay could be 6'-5"; really big dudes!

It'd be ca-ca if you 2 showed up for our rescue with defib paddles meant for dwarves like SkooterG and Chief Stinky Tobie!!!

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Just a thought, but an alternative to the Iron Gut Rally name, perhaps for a hot sauce rally?, would be the Iritable Bowel Rally. Their is of course the option of the irritable bowel association.

Perhaps not. :dribble:

Don, I think I've shrunk over the years and about 6'1 or so myself these days. Used to be a little over 6'2"

To club members, if possible, I would prefer to be addressed by fellow members as El Grande in this thread and at Iron Gut activities, though I will answer to versions of Shiny or Michael of course.

 

[johnny80s]

6'2" 265 right now. I love this thread.

El Jefe, El Grande I love it when a plan comes together.

El Presidente

Juanny80s

Don as el Presidente I am officially changing your title to El Jefe (the Chief). Everyone knows the Chief runs the boat. And Chief translates better into spanish since our titles have to be spanish to go along with our club.

Also we need to give everyone a member number. Since El Grande has added it to his signature we should all do that and put our member numbers in there. I want number 0.

 

[Silver Penguin]

MEM and Silver Penguin: FastJoyRide-Dave brings up a valid point. Are your defib paddles one size fits all equipment item??

Once you've attained the grand old age of eight years, it's one size fits all for the pads. If you anticipate having them used on you, a wax job on the chest hair would be a good idea (if needed). Smooth skin makes for a better contact than hairy skin. And since the pads have adhesive, they pull off smooth skin much more gently than off hairy skin.

 

[johnny80s]

MEM and Silver Penguin: FastJoyRide-Dave brings up a valid point. Are your defib paddles one size fits all equipment item??

Once you've attained the grand old age of eight years, it's one size fits all for the pads. If you anticipate having them used on you, a wax job on the chest hair would be a good idea (if needed). Smooth skin makes for a better contact than hairy skin. And since the pads have adhesive, they pull off smooth skin much more gently than off hairy skin.

I'm not shaving for nobody. I want to feel hair the hair pull out when the pads come off. Then I will know it worked.

 

[HotRodZilla]

MEM and Silver Penguin: FastJoyRide-Dave brings up a valid point. Are your defib paddles one size fits all equipment item??

Once you've attained the grand old age of eight years, it's one size fits all for the pads. If you anticipate having them used on you, a wax job on the chest hair would be a good idea (if needed). Smooth skin makes for a better contact than hairy skin. And since the pads have adhesive, they pull off smooth skin much more gently than off hairy skin.

I'm not shaving for nobody. I want to feel hair the hair pull out when the pads come off. Then I will know it worked.

Don't worry Johnny; if you actually need the pads and wake up from it, a little chest hair pulling will be the least of your pain worries. The one or two I have seen regain consciousness claim those things hurt like Hell.

Maybe we should eat a salad before the main meal comes. That negates some of the 'bad' calories...right??

[SIZE=18pt]Viva Comer[/SIZE] :clapping:

 

[airboss]

Can I should join up.

I need a support group

Cooking to me is making food hot.

A gourmet meal is making food hot without turning it black.

So my kids are always bailing me out, #1 just called to say she dropped by and put some tuna cassirole in the fridge, #2 called to tell me about the nice pasta salad she just left me.

Well after due consideration ............................................................

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This is what I'm have for dinner tonight.

 

[beemerdons]

MEM and Silver Penguin: FastJoyRide-Dave brings up a valid point. Are your defib paddles one size fits all equipment item??

Once you've attained the grand old age of eight years, it's one size fits all for the pads. If you anticipate having them used on you, a wax job on the chest hair would be a good idea (if needed). Smooth skin makes for a better contact than hairy skin. And since the pads have adhesive, they pull off smooth skin much more gently than off hairy skin.

I'm not shaving for nobody. I want to feel hair the hair pull out when the pads come off. Then I will know it worked.

Don't worry Johnny; if you actually need the pads and wake up from it, a little chest hair pulling will be the least of your pain worries. The one or two I have seen regain consciousness claim those things hurt like Hell.

Maybe we should eat a salad before the main meal comes. That negates some of the 'bad' calories...right??

[SIZE=18pt]Viva Comer[/SIZE] :clapping:

johnny80s: Verdad! El Zilla's right. Logo should really read: "Ride to Eat-Viva Comer!" Those Albuquerque vatos are smart!

 

[beemerdons]

Can I should join up.I need a support group

Cooking to me is making food hot.

A gourmet meal is making food hot without turning it black.

So my kids are always bailing me out, #1 just called to say she dropped by and put some tuna cassirole in the fridge, #2 called to tell me about the nice pasta salad she just left me.

Well after due consideration ............................................................

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This is what I'm have for dinner tonight.

WOW! airboss, that's absolutely beautiful and a true piece of art. This masterpiece should be hanging in National Museum!!!

 

[MEM]

MEM and Silver Penguin: FastJoyRide-Dave brings up a valid point. Are your defib paddles one size fits all equipment item??

Once you've attained the grand old age of eight years, it's one size fits all for the pads. If you anticipate having them used on you, a wax job on the chest hair would be a good idea (if needed). Smooth skin makes for a better contact than hairy skin. And since the pads have adhesive, they pull off smooth skin much more gently than off hairy skin.

I'm not shaving for nobody. I want to feel hair the hair pull out when the pads come off. Then I will know it worked.

Have you SEEN The 40 Year Old Virgin ?! :lol:

 

[HotRodZilla]

Can I should join up.I need a support group

Cooking to me is making food hot.

A gourmet meal is making food hot without turning it black.

So my kids are always bailing me out, #1 just called to say she dropped by and put some tuna cassirole in the fridge, #2 called to tell me about the nice pasta salad she just left me.

Well after due consideration ............................................................

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.

.

.

.

This is what I'm have for dinner tonight.

Wow dude...Where the Hell's the meat on that there sandwhich? :lol: :lol: Is that chicken fried steak, or fish? Either one would be acceptable since it was fried to a crunchy delight.

 

[airboss]

Can I should join up.I need a support group

Cooking to me is making food hot.

A gourmet meal is making food hot without turning it black.

So my kids are always bailing me out, #1 just called to say she dropped by and put some tuna cassirole in the fridge, #2 called to tell me about the nice pasta salad she just left me.

Well after due consideration ............................................................

.

.

.

.

.

This is what I'm have for dinner tonight.

Wow dude...Where the Hell's the meat on that there sandwhich? :lol: :lol: Is that chicken fried steak, or fish? Either one would be acceptable since it was fried to a crunchy delight.

That Sir is a Gen-u-wine Midwester delight. the breaded and deep fryed pork tenderloin, it's a meduim, you can tell because the large comes with two buns.

 

[Silver Penguin]

I'm not shaving for nobody. I want to feel hair the hair pull out when the pads come off. Then I will know it worked.

Gotta make sure someone has a video camera for this.

 

[DABRIT]

Logo time, now be nice !.

I tried to incorporate all the elements

DB

 

[beemerdons]

Logo time, now be nice !.

I tried to incorporate all the elements

DB

DB: That is absolutely outstanding. Has all of required necessary elements. Un motocicleta above un torta. Arriba; ai, ai!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torta Perfectly drawn rendition of a "bolillo" below fork and knife. Magnifico! Es mas stupendo!

 

[DABRIT]

Thanks,

I had a bit of spare time so I thought ......

Some credit has to go to her indoors as she was suggesting elements

DB

 

[user 213]

You guys are not helping my intentions of losing weight. At 5'11"/280lbs I'm heading into territory I don't need to go to.

A checkpoint on the Iron Gut Rally should be the Coyboy Dinner Tree in Silver Lake, OR. LINK The menu is limited to Beef or Chicken, but I'm sure you'll understand once you take a look at the web site. Reservations required.

 

[Panman]

At last something I can do well. EAT. I am a bit to far north but I can post eating reports and pictures. :yahoo:

FJRay: Brother, you're naturally in our Club. Panman from Washington State is also in. I do want to use side and frontal pictures of Panman showing what an "ideal" Los Robustos M/C member should look like! We're also going to post side and frontal pictures of SkooterG and Big Chief Stinky Pants to show prospective "probies" what a Los Robustos doesn't look like!

Senior beemerdons, it is with great shame and humiliation that I have to come forward and tell. I failed to eat my whole meal that I had ordered at the Effie Tavern‎ @ 1120 Main St in Lewiston, ID 83501. This shameful event happened on my last day out coming home from the Great CFR in Nakusp BC. I thought this was just a simple Hamburger and Fries! But no this burger came on a dinner platter and filled the plate and the fries came on another dinner platter and it was also heaping! The only saving grace was that a young construction worker offered to take the rest for his lunch the next day so the wonderful hamburger didn't go to waste.

Oh the shame and humiliation, how could Los Robustos M/C ever have me as a poster boy knowing that I failed the cardinal rule?

Can I even show my face in public again? Oh the shame the shame.

:dribble:

 

[FJRBluesman]

At last something I can do well. EAT. I am a bit to far north but I can post eating reports and pictures. :yahoo:

FJRay: Brother, you're naturally in our Club. Panman from Washington State is also in. I do want to use side and frontal pictures of Panman showing what an "ideal" Los Robustos M/C member should look like! We're also going to post side and frontal pictures of SkooterG and Big Chief Stinky Pants to show prospective "probies" what a Los Robustos doesn't look like!

Senior beemerdons, it is with great shame and humiliation that I have to come forward and tell. I failed to eat my whole meal that I had ordered at the Effie Tavern‎ @ 1120 Main St in Lewiston, ID 83501. This shameful event happened on my last day out coming home from the Great CFR in Nakusp BC. I thought this was just a simple Hamburger and Fries! But no this burger came on a dinner platter and filled the plate and the fries came on another dinner platter and it was also heaping! The only saving grace was that a young construction worker offered to take the rest for his lunch the next day so the wonderful hamburger didn't go to waste.

Oh the shame and humiliation, how could Los Robustos M/C ever have me as a poster boy knowing that I failed the cardinal rule?

Can I even show my face in public again? Oh the shame the shame.

:dribble:

You POSER! Back of the pack on rides! You've transgressed the unwritten law of Robustos MC!! In order to get back into grace, on must eat a Zoo at Farrells.
Now go and sin no more!