I have some news for you guys. The Feds have issue with Los Robustos MC (R/MC). I was searching the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) website and they have been monitoring the birth of R/MC. They may soon put out a report underlying possible threats from said new emergent MC. They will trust but verify at this time. Tell them why you formed this club. I have a couple ideas below.
The reason for this club even being in existence is: The lady of the Lake, her arm clad in purest shimmering samite, held food utensils aloft from the bosom of the waters to signify that by Divine Providence...I, Beemerdons or Johnny80's was to carry this torch...that is why I am your El Jefe.
(Although, Supreme executive power derives from a mandate by the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw utensils at you. I mean, if I went round saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed utensils at me, people would put me away.) Just sayin'
Another method of running this little "club" is:
Be an autonomous collective… or an anarcho-syndicalist commune, where you take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.... That must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs.....but a two-thirds majority....
Anyway, I suggest the R/MC incorporate as a LLC and have appropriate bylaws, monthly and annual meetings per the Articles of Incorporation, etc. Please post and follow the rules.
Club names should maybe be reserved for those in "office" as officials of R/MC. Others can incorporate their Forum handle with either Grande, Gordo, or ito (little). I.e. WeeWillito, meaning, Little WeeWilly. The officials of R/MC can also hand out names as they please.
Any similarities to this post and scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail are total coincidental…. Well, maybe not… OK, not.