OK, gonna close this out. Y'all have been generous, magnanamus, and properly sarcastic in my stupid (but important to me) search for a name change. It's just a name change, not sumthin more serious and I ain't no Olympic Gold decathlete, so I'm not wasting anymore of our time on this.
But i DO appreciate your insults interest! But like the Dodger quoted: "Do or Do Not".
As requested, I'm gonna PM Ignacio and do the deed and move on. I do promise you fine folk that I will do my best to be a Contributor and share what miniscule knowledge or valid (according to me) opinions I may have on actual FJR subjects, and not just be a lurker. After meeting some pretty great people at YFO in Mariposa, the path forward is clear: Have fun, share your jonesing for FJR's, and don't be a ****. Toward that end, my name will NOT be MotorPecker (yeah, that was a dumb one) so you'll just have to figger it out when I post. See ya round the Forum!
And to FJR4ME, I guess I MAY be PW'd, but she also says "Go, ride that bike, be with your buds. Just come home and do the dishes!" Whatta Gal!
"Love is the feeling you get when you like something as much as your Motorcycle" -HS Thompson