I actually like fencing with these salesmen when they try their high pressure tactics. My favorite is when they try to BS me on the bike's specs or the competition's specs, performance etc. I hate to admit it, but it's my idea of a good time.
+1 I have also had fun with salesmen who make assumptions. DH and I spend a lot of time wandering around bike shops. It is almost always assumed that a potential purchase would be for him, and that I might ride on the back. Have a license? they steer me over towards the cruisers. Don't want one of those. After they've told me how perfect the smaller sport bike would be for a beginner, I'll tell them I want it for a track bike. Eventually, they will ask what I ride now. I LOVE their reaction. Short, middle-aged Mom does NOT fit their view of an FJR owner.
Jill