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Gosh, Gerry, too bad you aren't young like me (just a kid at 44), and had the faster '07 Black Cherry bike, you might have bagged her. Ha! I love the looks from young and old ladies alike. The helmet helps, I agree. Nothing like having a super-stunning bike pull up and off comes the helmet to reveal Uncle Fester... really puts a damper on the ego.
But my wife thinks I'm cute, and that is all I need.

C

Beat me to it.. LMAO... The full face helps alot.. Smoke screen too.

 
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Couldn't agree more!

It's true. All the hotties love the looks of the FJR!!

That looks like the back-up gal from the Planters Peanut commercial ... Just add the unibrowhttps://www.fjrforum.com/forum//style_emoticons/default/dribble.gif

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and for those looking for picture proof...

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Conclusion: the FJR can be a chick-magnet...LOL.
It's true! I had twio 20-something hotties pull up next to me in a Mercedes-Benz a couple of days. "We love your bike!' They yelled.

I damn near pulled a stomach muscle sucking my gut in....

LMAO!!!

My wife to be next month just turned 24 and I'm 37!!!! :yahoo: :p

 
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You are all truly gentlemen.

Thanks for all the compliments...not...LOL!

I had a good time with the comments, I knew this would light a fire on this thread.

For the record, I don't look like uncle fester...Ha! :)

 
:lol: You guys are good!!! :lol:

Fred - Is that a New Hampshire Honey?
No, they aren't quite that good lookin' here. :dribble:

But I hear that in other parts of the country where they aren't so clear on the idea of inbreeding, they try to keep all the good looks in the family... :unsure:

Those her real teeth?If they are, then her shirt's right. I can't afford her.
You guys wanted pix, you got 'em... err or her.... :dribble:

That'll learn ya! :lol:

 
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We get many compliments on the bike. The last one was, "that ain't no harley is it?" With the HOG owners sitting right there I go, "NOPE, she handles like she is on rails and moves like her azz is on fire". They just smiled.

But yes, many compliments on the bike and many questions that I am all too happy to answer. The GF even gets questions WRT the comfort of being on the back.

 
I get women at the office telling me I'm good looking..............and you don't look your age.

Problem is they're all 75-80 years old and need Cataract surgery. LOL

Glenn

 
Borat: I want to have a Bike that attract a woman with shave down below.

Bike Dealership owner: Well that would be an FJR.

[starts showing Borat bikes]

Bike Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.

Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a FJR I must buy one with a ***** magnet.

Bike Dealership owner: He means a bike that women like.

Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?

Bike Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the FJR's.

Borat: Do this have a ***** magnet?

Bike Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.

Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in ***** magnet?

Bike Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.

 
Borat: I want to have a Bike that attract a woman with shave down below.Bike Dealership owner: Well that would be an FJR.

[starts showing Borat bikes]

Bike Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.

Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a FJR I must buy one with a ***** magnet.

Bike Dealership owner: He means a bike that women like.

Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?

Bike Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the FJR's.

Borat: Do this have a ***** magnet?

Bike Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.

Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in ***** magnet?

Bike Dealership owner: [SIZE=12pt]Yeah, sure. We'll put one in there for ya'. It's inside the engine. Yeah, that's the ticket...[/SIZE]

Fixed it for ya...

 
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I can assure you - it was just the bike. You probably look like a father figure, to her.
I have a 20-year-old daughter. People tell me she's hot. I can't see it, myself. The other day I was in a department store, and I caught myself looking at a package of these little jingle-bells, her mother used to sew into her dresses... Back when she was a toddler.

Something to think about, when ogling somebody's daughter, 20-something years younger than you are. Riding is a lot safer than some things.
My same thoughts as I read the post. I have a daughter about to be 18, and it's a little creepy (to me anyway) looking at women close in age to her. When the hell did I get so old? (I'm 49).

 
I can assure you - it was just the bike. You probably look like a father figure, to her.
I have a 20-year-old daughter. People tell me she's hot. I can't see it, myself. The other day I was in a department store, and I caught myself looking at a package of these little jingle-bells, her mother used to sew into her dresses... Back when she was a toddler.

Something to think about, when ogling somebody's daughter, 20-something years younger than you are. Riding is a lot safer than some things.
My same thoughts as I read the post. I have a daughter about to be 18, and it's a little creepy (to me anyway) looking at women close in age to her. When the hell did I get so old? (I'm 49).
Got 2 beautiful girls, 28 and 18. When I notice some really pretty young thing I usually just think to myself, wow, (insert your higher power here) sure did a great job of puttin' that one together. I wonder what her mom looks like? :rolleyes:

I remember how messed up in the head the young ones are. :wacko:

 
Gosh, Gerry, too bad you aren't young like me (just a kid at 44), and had the faster '07 Black Cherry bike, you might have bagged her. Ha! I love the looks from young and old ladies alike. The helmet helps, I agree. Nothing like having a super-stunning bike pull up and off comes the helmet to reveal Uncle Fester... really puts a damper on the ego.
But my wife thinks I'm cute, and that is all I need.

C

Beat me to it.. LMAO... The full face helps alot.. Smoke screen too.
And having an armored jacket cinched up tight makes you look 30 pounds lighter and studly :ph34r:

It can also make you look pretty stupid when its 110 degrees and your about to pass out from heat exhaustion :dribble:

 
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