How to Piss off 57 yr old mother & 23 yr old daughter...

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We 'mericans know how to make life interesting..... :dribble:

 

[Chuck35]

I am reminded of an old Paul Simon song, "50 ways"

https://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298nld4Yfds

 

[Bounce]

In fact, when they get home and do nothing it might be depression rather than being a slacker.

it might just be...

...looking at my Brother's common-law wife's 40+ year old son that sold a chain of tattoo/piercing parlors and sank all the money into building some crazy destination resort in Jamaica and only got the ground dozed before he lost it all (and his girlfriend's money), then moved in with Mommy...

...6 years ago...

...and hasn't worked a day since...

NAW. They're a bunch of entitled, lazy/crazy, sponges.

 

[Bounce]

P.S., that 2 -4 meals a month thing hit a nerve. Think that's about what I was getting during the last damsel rescue attempt. You paying for almost all the groceries, too?

That hit a nerve. The only meals around here are either take out (burgers, etc.) or the one I make. I retire on 11/3 and I anticipate that, given the fixed/reduced income it will bring, suddenly I'll be the one expected to cook and clean while she continues sitting in her recliner eating junk food and watching soaps (like she does now).

As for manatee sex, I suspect charges might be mistakenly brought up against me if someone were to see her... she used to be a cheerleader with a great ass. Now the definition of "great" has changed.

My solace is that my 2 adult daughters have grown into adults I'm truly proud of. One went insane during that 13 to 20 gap that hits a lot of kids but came back and turned it around. The other dug in, got her Masters and is starting her own family. Both have great husbands, too.

But I attribute at least a part of that to refusing to withdraw and let their mother be a friend instead of a parent. Believe me, there were times it would have been easier for me to let it happen, but those Battles Royale had me wondering if it was worth it. X years later, I'd have to say, yes, they were.

 

[mferriter]

[What have I got? Constant questions of "when are you gonna sell your motorcycles? You have a car."

and, "You have two motorcycles, you can only ride one. sell the other."

Howie - this statement alone is grounds for....well...something. Totally cold. I don't mean to pile on, but it sounds like the bikes are probably the only things in your situation that you look forward to. Just tell her they're the only thing keeping you there. Seems like she's looking for more money in her pocket.

Have you thought about hanging up a few video cameras around that place? Sounds like a twisted reality show. Probably a hell of a lot more entertaining than that Honey-booboo crap-stain. Might even make a few bucks.

 

[beemerdons]

Yo RH! Where the hell am I going to stay when I come for my 'extended visit'? You still got room for me, don't you?

**** me running Steve-O, this is truly a Fate Worse Than Death! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

 

[beemerdons]

Pull your tongue out of my ass, bluesman.

Yeah Ray, good luck with that one Bro'!

 

[beemerdons]

I don't know RH. I am having trouble feeling sympathy for you. Women are much like motorcycles in that 'Stupid Hurts'. Seems to me you got yourself in this situation by demonstrating some serious lack of judgement and you, and nobody else, are the only one that can fix it. Not that it will be easy, but where do you see yourself in 5 years?

RadioHowie probably sees a sad vision of you (my bastard illegitimate Son) sleeping in his Barcalounger, constantly asking RH when he is going to take you to the beach!

 

[beemerdons]

... stupid people exist. I love 'em!

And they likely love you right back, Geekdog.

Right on Miguel Viejo, they probably made "Geekdog" the King of Stupid Country!

 

[CAJW]

So this is what the fuss is all about?

I fail to see the attraction here, but if it helps keep this thread going, I'm all for it. Group therapy is great, it lets some vent and others to be thankful for what we have.

 

[Bokerfork]

So this is what the fuss is all about?

I fail to see the attraction here, but if it helps keep this thread going, I'm all for it. Group therapy is great, it lets some vent and others to be thankful for what we have.

You fail to see the attraction?

Are ya blind man?

OOOOH LA LA She(Ithink she's a she) is smoking hot. JSES

 

[beemerdons]

So this is what the fuss is all about?

I fail to see the attraction here, but if it helps keep this thread going, I'm all for it. Group therapy is great, it lets some vent and others to be thankful for what we have.

You fail to see the attraction?

Are ya blind man?

OOOOH LA LA She (I think she's a she) is smoking hot. JSES

+1, Gunny; I'm with you all the way Marky-Mark, she has to be giving RadioHowie a really thick chubby about now! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

 

[exskibum]

So this is what the fuss is all about?

I fail to see the attraction here, but if it helps keep this thread going, I'm all for it. Group therapy is great, it lets some vent and others to be thankful for what we have.

You fail to see the attraction?

Are ya blind man?

OOOOH LA LA She (I think she's a she) is smoking hot. JSES

+1, Gunny; I'm with you all the way Marky-Mark, she has to be giving RadioHowie a really thick chubby about now! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

She probably doesn't cook, but Manatees are reputed to be really gentle creatures, so I imagine she never does the pissed-off-raging-BITCH thing or insist that her lover sell or blow up his motorcycle(s).

Think about that for a second on top of all that Howie has laid bare here, and ya start understanding that beauty isn't just skin deep.

 

[Old Michael]

So this is what the fuss is all about?

I fail to see the attraction here, but if it helps keep this thread going, I'm all for it. Group therapy is great, it lets some vent and others to be thankful for what we have.

You fail to see the attraction?

Are ya blind man?

OOOOH LA LA She (I think she's a she) is smoking hot. JSES

+1, Gunny; I'm with you all the way Marky-Mark, she has to be giving RadioHowie a really thick chubby about now! jes' sayin' and nuff' said!

She probably doesn't cook, but Manatees are reputed to be really gentle creatures, so I imagine she never does the pissed-off-raging-BITCH thing or insist that her lover sell or blow up his motorcycle(s).

Think about that for a second on top of all that Howie has laid bare here, and ya start understanding that beauty isn't just skin deep.

But (and this is just a personal rule) ...ya never date a woman with a tail.

 

[exskibum]

But (and this is just a personal rule) ...ya never date a woman with a tail.

Well, I get where that is coming from, Brother Michael. I, too have been divorced more than once. But the salient physical feature that is important is not the tail, but the horns.

If it were otherwise, a number of our forum bretheren would be without love. I don't think I need start a list.

 

[Old Michael]

But (and this is just a personal rule) ...ya never date a woman with a tail.

Well, I get where that is coming from, Brother Michael. I, too have been divorced more than once. But the salient physical feature that is important is not the tail, but the horns.

If it were otherwise, a number of our forum bretheren would be without love. I don't think I need start a list.

Indeed, you do NOT, mi amigo.

That would start some contribute to the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

 

[FJRay]

But (and this is just a personal rule) ...ya never date a woman with a tail.

Well, I get where that is coming from, Brother Michael. I, too have been divorced more than once. But the salient physical feature that is important is not the tail, but the horns.

If it were otherwise, a number of our forum bretheren would be without love. I don't think I need start a list.

Indeed, you do NOT, mi amigo.

That would start some contribute to the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Yeah and the gnashing teeth are very uncomfortable

 

[odot]

Are there snippits of dante's inferno going on in here? :blink:

 

[TomInPA]

Are there snippits of dante's inferno going on in here? :blink:

This reminds me...perhaps it's time for a family vacation.

I was observing the lava lake rising in Mount Kilauwea. Sometimes a family vacation is just the cure....unless you're name is Griswald.

 

[Barabus]

RH,

Whatever you decide- do not take relationship advice from the FJR forum. Or at least filter severely. The advice givers are self described multiple divorcees or persons that have very f***ked relationships in the first place. Besides that all persons here have a serious male/motorcycle bias. IF this is serious and not just for fun posting, then seek some professional counseling or perhaps a friend with counseling skills. To put is another way, would you take riding lessons from riders that could not stay on their bike? Oh, you have had 3 major crashes in 6 years- please teach me to ride. Hell no!