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[beemerdons]

allright, I'll ask. What the hell is the signifcance of the flat head?

My Fellow Americans, and Canadians: Last night's call to ShinyPartsUp was truly the creepiest 12 minutes of my 61 year life!

Many years ago, these relatives are now in their late twenties and early thirties, I mystifyingly wound up with the task of teaching, instructing and explaining the Birds and Bees and The Facts of Life to my three young nephews. They were at 15.

Having to spend 720 seconds of my existence patiently trying to get Shiny to grasp the significance of a flat head was tough!

I am just emotionally spent after such an ordeal; Morning Mass is at 8am at St. Timothy's Catholic Church here in Chandler.

Going to Confession and attempt to absolve myself of this dismal mess. Many candles to light and rosary bead supplications!

 

[MEM]

You know.... it's really Barb's fault. Kind of. She did such a great job with the PhotoChop, she should have just added the damned beer bottle

 

[Old Michael]

... she should have just added the damned beer bottle...

My thought exactly, MaryEllen.

She doesn't finish strong.

 

[user 6393]

... she should have just added the damned beer bottle...

My thought exactly, MaryEllen.

She doesn't finish strong.

Old Man, I have never received a single complaint about how I "finish"........

But, for all you imagination challenged individuals out there:

 

[Dr. Rich]

We Americans like a little head on our beer....It appears the Canadians like a little head under their beer!

 

[user 6393]

We Americans like a little head on our beer....It appears the Canadians like a little head under their beer!

any takers for beer AND head?

just curious......... :blink:

 

[MEM]

We Americans like a little head on our beer....It appears the Canadians like a little head under their beer!

any takers for beer AND head?

just curious......... :blink:

OMG, Barb!

Do you mean like THIS?

or like this - NWS!

 

[Fred W]

Uhm, yeah...

I'll have what he's having! :dribble:

 

[doctorJ]

Barb you just ain't right (after seeing that pic of Danica)!! I used to think I didn't want to hear whatever came out of her mouth, but now I can add that I don't want to smell what comes out of it either (coming from an OB/GYN doc, you understand )

doctorj

 

[user 6393]

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww

that gets my vote for "nastiest" thought of that day. and you say "i" just ain't right

 

[MEM]

Barb you just ain't right (after seeing that pic of Danica)!! I used to think I didn't want to hear whatever came out of her mouth, but now I can add that I don't want to smell what comes out of it either (coming from an OB/GYN doc, you understand )
doctorj

:lol: omg - this thread (the Forum?!) has just reached a new low !

I'm an OR nurse and ....well...... sometimes ...... you just KNOW what's coming as soon you remove the blanket for leg positioning. If you know what I mean (doctorJ)..... :blink:

 

[FJRay]

Barb you just ain't right (after seeing that pic of Danica)!! I used to think I didn't want to hear whatever came out of her mouth, but now I can add that I don't want to smell what comes out of it either (coming from an OB/GYN doc, you understand )
doctorj

:lol: omg - this thread (the Forum?!) has just reached a new low !

I'm an OR nurse and ....well...... sometimes ...... you just KNOW what's coming as soon you remove the blanket for leg positioning. If you know what I mean (doctorJ)..... :blink:

I wouldn't assume it's a new low just yet. It is still early on Friday here on the west coast. I would agree that things are heading in a bad or maybe good direction.

 

[user 6393]

Barb you just ain't right (after seeing that pic of Danica)!! I used to think I didn't want to hear whatever came out of her mouth, but now I can add that I don't want to smell what comes out of it either (coming from an OB/GYN doc, you understand )
doctorj

:lol: omg - this thread (the Forum?!) has just reached a new low !

I'm an OR nurse and ....well...... sometimes ...... you just KNOW what's coming as soon you remove the blanket for leg positioning. If you know what I mean (doctorJ)..... :blink:

I wouldn't assume it's a new low just yet. It is still early on Friday here on the west coast. I would agree that things are heading in a bad or maybe good direction.

+1

 

[MEM]

Barb you just ain't right (after seeing that pic of Danica)!! I used to think I didn't want to hear whatever came out of her mouth, but now I can add that I don't want to smell what comes out of it either (coming from an OB/GYN doc, you understand )
doctorj

:lol: omg - this thread (the Forum?!) has just reached a new low !

I'm an OR nurse and ....well...... sometimes ...... you just KNOW what's coming as soon you remove the blanket for leg positioning. If you know what I mean (doctorJ)..... :blink:

I wouldn't assume it's a new low just yet. It is still early on Friday here on the west coast. I would agree that things are heading in a bad or maybe good direction.

:jerry:

 

[doctorJ]

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww

that gets my vote for "nastiest" thought of that day. and you say "i" just ain't right

For an OB/GYN, that is just mild, . Now since MEM is an OR nurse, she should know, urologists are the ultimate baaaaad joke tellers. Here's a couple of party lines that most people never even hear since so close to what they are used to hearing.

I'm very dilated to meet you. Uh, well I decided not to post the other one, .

doctorj

 

[doctorJ]

Barb you just ain't right (after seeing that pic of Danica)!! I used to think I didn't want to hear whatever came out of her mouth, but now I can add that I don't want to smell what comes out of it either (coming from an OB/GYN doc, you understand )
doctorj

:lol: omg - this thread (the Forum?!) has just reached a new low !

I'm an OR nurse and ....well...... sometimes ...... you just KNOW what's coming as soon you remove the blanket for leg positioning. If you know what I mean (doctorJ)..... :blink:

Well, uh, hmmm, YES. I do :blink: . The real truth is that much of what we do is very compartmentalized in the brain, and that is a very good thing, believe me!!!

doctorj

 

[Old Michael]

well...... sometimes ...... you just KNOW what's coming as soon you remove the blanket for leg positioning. If you know what I mean ...

Well, uh, hmmm, YES. I do :blink: .

Not me.

I'm a layman.

I'll need a sketch or picture or something.

 

[wheatonFJR]

I would ask for a picture as well, since it is worth more than many words..however I know that a certain woodcarver from eastern Michigan will provide a wholly undesireable photographic illustration.

Therefore, I will not ask.

 

[rushes]

 

[beemerdons]

... she should have just added the damned beer bottle...

My thought exactly, MaryEllen.

She doesn't finish strong.

Old Man, I have never received a single complaint about how I "finish"........

But, for all you imagination challenged individuals out there:

So ShinyPartsUp, My Friend, do you get the "picture"? Could have saved worst 12 minutes of my life, if this was up yesterday!