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[Mizz Bustanut]

I would ask for a picture as well, since it is worth more than many words..however I know that a certain woodcarver from eastern Michigan will provide a wholly undesireable photographic illustration.
Therefore, I will not ask.

Thank You!

 

[beemerdons]

I would ask for a picture as well, since it is worth more than many words..however I know that a certain woodcarver from eastern Michigan will provide a wholly undesireable photographic illustration.
Therefore, I will not ask.

Thank You!

Mizz Bustanut, I agree wholeheartedly with you and Wheatie that an instructional woodcarving for SPU is totally out of the question!

But, do you think that Barry could perhaps make an Instructional Video on CD he can send Shiny, perhaps with sheep as models?

 

[Bearly Flying]

At Least you have GOOD Beer being served... :drinks:

 

[SnowAviation]

Why is it Molson and not Moosehead? is it a Canadian thing?

 

[exskibum]

Why is it Molson and not Moosehead? is it a Canadian thing?

It's probably the only thing Danica had in the refrigerator.

 

[Old Michael]

It's probably the only thing Danica had in the refrigerator....

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

allright, I'll ask. What the hell is the signifcance of the flat head?

My Fellow Americans, and Canadians: Last night's call to ShinyPartsUp was truly the creepiest 12 minutes of my 61 year life!

Many years ago, these relatives are now in their late twenties and early thirties, I mystifyingly wound up with the task of teaching, instructing and explaining the Birds and Bees and The Facts of Life to my three young nephews. They were at 15.

Having to spend 720 seconds of my existence patiently trying to get Shiny to grasp the significance of a flat head was tough!

I am just emotionally spent after such an ordeal; Morning Mass is at 8am at St. Timothy's Catholic Church here in Chandler.

Going to Confession and attempt to absolve myself of this dismal mess. Many candles to light and rosary bead supplications!

Well, St. Timothy is the patron saint of intestinal disorders and stomach diseases. Maybe you could pray for relief from the indigestion I supposedly caused you. Imagine my intestinal distress as I sat trying to eat my dinner, listening to your lesson. :dribble:

My bad for misunderstanding you first as speaking of the Montana Indian tribe Flatheads.

Little did I know you had such wide experience with the lame, deformed and bizarre. In the Biblical way, I mean...

My friends, when Don started explaining in detail Bustanut's predilections, it got creepy; but the heavy breathing and moaning I heard coming from the phone was traumatic!

I admit to feeling dirty after that phone call and I stepped into the shower. :huh:

 

[Bustanut joker]

****! How'd I get dragged into this train wreck? First wheaties Mizz B and beemer .. now this?

I take a couple hours off an the place turns on me Why can't you find somebody dorky like Howie to ball slap?

Gimme my ball ya fukers...

I'm goin' home.

:****:

:jester:

 

[MEM]

Hey Bust

Not to hijack this thread but .... is it true that sheep guys like to keep their sheep close to a cliff because they push back harder ?

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

... she should have just added the damned beer bottle...

My thought exactly, MaryEllen.

She doesn't finish strong.

Old Man, I have never received a single complaint about how I "finish"........

But, for all you imagination challenged individuals out there:

So ShinyPartsUp, My Friend, do you get the "picture"? Could have saved worst 12 minutes of my life, if this was up yesterday!

Uh, I need a mouth on lesson. Barb?

 

[doctorJ]

well...... sometimes ...... you just KNOW what's coming as soon you remove the blanket for leg positioning. If you know what I mean ...

Well, uh, hmmm, YES. I do :blink: .

Not me.

I'm a layman.

I'll need a sketch or picture or something.

OM, for someone who does good work with hands and fingers, I can't sketch or draw too good. so guess you will just have to use your limited imagination.

doctorj

 

[MEM]

well...... sometimes ...... you just KNOW what's coming as soon you remove the blanket for leg positioning. If you know what I mean ...

Well, uh, hmmm, YES. I do :blink: .

Not me.

I'm a layman.

I'll need a sketch or picture or something.

OM, for someone who does good work with hands and fingers, I can't sketch or draw too good. so guess you will just have to use your limited imagination.

doctorj

OM. Don't go there ! I'm going to presume to speak for doctorJ when I say: "trust me (us) on this - you don't REALLY want a pic of what we're talking about.... " !

 

[Bustanut joker]

Hey BustNot to hijack this thread but .... is it true that sheep guys like to keep their sheep close to a cliff because they push back harder ?

Ummm....

Yep!!! Why should men I have to do all the work?

:jester:

 

[Bustanut joker]

OM. Don't go there ! I'm going to presume to speak for doctorJ when I say: "trust me (us) on this - you don't REALLY want a pic of what we're talking about.... " !

Uhhhhhh.. Yes he does..

Lemme help here.

https://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/Barry50_2009/science-sweet-smelling-*****.jpg

Hey, it wasn't that bad now was it?

:jester:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

OM. Don't go there ! I'm going to presume to speak for doctorJ when I say: "trust me (us) on this - you don't REALLY want a pic of what we're talking about.... " !

She's right Barry. Just don't go there. :nono: :bad:

 

[S76]

Lemme help here.


https://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/Barry50_2009/science-sweet-smelling-*****.jpg

Hey, it wasn't that bad now was it?

:jester:

Hey! Where did candy crotch go? That girl was Saweet.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Damn photobucket anyway.. I didn't see any nudity or bad taste.

'Fact I bet it was sweet. :nyam: Must been the camel toe :unknw:

:jester:

 

[Warchild]

'Fact I bet it was sweet. :nyam: Must been the camel toe :unknw: :jester:

Before SPU asks what Camel Toe means......

Before Mary & Barb inquire... it is *strictly* coincidental that this 'Toe is from Miss Canada....

 

[beemerdons]

'Fact I bet it was sweet. :nyam: Must been the camel toe :unknw: :jester:

Before SPU asks what Camel Toe means......

Before Mary & Barb inquire... it is *strictly* coincidental that this 'Toe is from Miss Canada....

Oh, great Warchild! Now I can expect another lengthy phone call coming in from Roseburg, OR; this time about camel toes!

 

[madmike2]

Oh, great Warchild! Now I can expect another lengthy phone call coming in from Roseburg, OR; this time about camel toes!

Yep! Michael will be looking at her open toed shoes and saying, "Huh!?!?!?!" :blink: