OFFICIAL ANNOUNCMENT: WFO-6!

[wheatonFJR]

As soon as I get back from Minnihaha (I have to go keel someone), this thread should be dead and put into the crapper. We can replace it with a new, more informative one.
Hang tight, peeps.

You guys are just too funny.

 

[madmike2]

So, if I understand this correctly, according to TWN's last post at 11:01 today....

There is no news to report. Please stand by for an update.

Uhm...film at 11?

 

[Bluestreek]

Madmike for Santa

 

[Ari Rankum]

Madmike for Santa

I feel a caption contest coming on. And it's not just because I'm dying to know what that brunette is thinking. (No TWN, not the dude in the plaid shirt)

 

[HIGHLANDER]

Actually the BMW babe tracked us down at the Suzuki booth, after we'd left the Beemer display, and wanted the Beemer photog to take some pics of her and MM2 on the GS.

MM2 asked her if she was good this year and she replied " Well............" then did the eyelash batting thing girls do.

 

[Ari Rankum]

Actually the BMW babe tracked us down at the Suzuki booth, after we'd left the Beemer display, and wanted the Beemer photog to take some pics of her and MM2 on the GS.
MM2 asked her if she was good this year and she replied " Well............" then did the eyelash batting thing girls do.

I believe it. She looks baaaaaad - in a lump a coal kind of way.

 

[madmike2]

Und yust vhy ist dis jocularity ind der WFO6 tread, hmmmmm? Ist shuud be moven elsevhere, yah?

[SIZE=8pt]And...I asked her if she'd been a good little girl this year. She ansered, "Not really." and then batted her eyes. That's why the expressions on the other picture. Ho, Ho, Ho. [/SIZE]

 

[twowheelnut]

Actually the BMW babe tracked us down at the Suzuki booth, after we'd left the Beemer display, and wanted the Beemer photog to take some pics of her and MM2 on the GS.
MM2 asked her if she was good this year and she replied " Well............" then did the eyelash batting thing girls do.

I call ********! I have it on good authority the MM2 was dropping 1's to lure her in.

 

[Ari Rankum]

Actually the BMW babe tracked us down at the Suzuki booth, after we'd left the Beemer display, and wanted the Beemer photog to take some pics of her and MM2 on the GS.

MM2 asked her if she was good this year and she replied " Well............" then did the eyelash batting thing girls do.

I call ********! I have it on good authority the MM2 was dropping 1's to lure her in.

And so ends the life of the last sip of a fine Zinfandel. You bastage.

 

[madmike2]

Actually the BMW babe tracked us down at the Suzuki booth, after we'd left the Beemer display, and wanted the Beemer photog to take some pics of her and MM2 on the GS.

MM2 asked her if she was good this year and she replied " Well............" then did the eyelash batting thing girls do.

I call ********! I have it on good authority the MM2 was dropping 1's to lure her in.

You can call what you want, fertilizer, bovine fecal matter, whatever. I said before, I have witnesses and they're telling the truth. :bleh: And checking the brand name clothes and the accessories, I don't think 1's were gonna do it, must have been my sparking personality. :yahoo:

 

[twowheelnut]

And so ends the life of the last sip of a fine Zinfandel. You bastage.

Just doin' my AA buddy thing. And Zin? Damn, man! You really are gay, aren't you?!

:grin:

 

[Ignacio]

And so ends the life of the last sip of a fine Zinfandel. You bastage.

Just doin' my AA buddy thing. And Zin? Damn, man! You really are gay, aren't you?!

:grin:

Probably Zin from Santa Barbara. How gay is that?

....I mean something from Santa Barbara being far more gay than the grape varietal....

 

[evil_henchman]

ooo wine humor :lol:

And after I polished off a bottle of BV cabernet and I'm half way through a bottle of really good Aussi shiraz

 

[Ari Rankum]

And so ends the life of the last sip of a fine Zinfandel. You bastage.

Just doin' my AA buddy thing. And Zin? Damn, man! You really are gay, aren't you?!

:grin:

Probably Zin from Santa Barbara. How gay is that?

....I mean something from Santa Barbara being far more gay than the grape varietal....

I'd be willing to agree that anything from Santa Barbara is gay (people, motorcyclists, FJR owners, wine, etc), but this Zin was from Sonoma, Frei Ranch, to be exact. It's red, unlike the Zinfandel from Thanta Barbara.

(OT)

It was of a dying breed, bottled in 1995. While I might prefer a Malbec, or a Sangiovese, this Zinfandel was quite good. My current favorite out of Kali is the Rezerve Zin from Paul Sobon Estates. It's the cheapest hundred-dollar bottle of vino you'll ever find. (at just under 30 bucks, it's worth every penny, times three!) If you've got friends who are big into wine, this one makes a great Christmas gift. It's a fantastic Zinfandel.

 

[twowheelnut]

Probably Zin from Santa Barbara. How gay is that?
....I mean something from Santa Barbara being far more gay than the grape varietal....

Ah ha! There are no vineyards or wineries in Santa Barbara (City of)! True, there are wine bars pouring wine from over in the valley (County of) and though there are one or two winery HQ's in town, nothing is actually squeezed here. Well, some berries are indeed squeezed at the wine bars, as is the occasional twig, but I only know that from some of my gay clientèle. Honest.

Besides, I'm actually in the manly-man burg of Carpinteria. :bleh:

 

[evil_henchman]

Ok show of hands. Who (besides me) drinks two buck chuck from Trader Joes?

 

[twowheelnut]

Ok show of hands. Who (besides me) drinks two buck chuck from Trader Joes?

Real men drink liquor. Wine is for women, ******* and the gentler gender, which is why they all whine so damned much.

Speaking of which; where the **** is Howie?

 

[Ari Rankum]

Ok show of hands. Who (besides me) drinks two buck chuck from Trader Joes?

Real men drink liquor. Wine is for women, ******* and the gentler gender, which is why they all whine so damned much.

Speaking of which; where the **** is Howie?

Arthur Conan Doyle said it best:

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?

Howie is not gay. Ergo, Howie is not in Santa Barbara. You're on your own from here.

I shoulda been a world renowned detective. Damn.

 

[Ignacio]

Ah ha! There are no vineyards or wineries in Santa Barbara (City of)! True, there are wine bars pouring wine from over in the valley (County of) and though there are one or two winery HQ's in town, nothing is actually squeezed here. Well, some berries are indeed squeezed at the wine bars, as is the occasional twig, but I only know that from some of my gay clientèle. Honest.
Besides, I'm actually in the manly-man burg of Carpinteria. :bleh:

And the **** from Carp don't ever ride their bikes up through Buelllton?

It was of a dying breed, bottled in 1995. While I might prefer a Malbec, or a Sangiovese, ....

I suppose I should bring a bottle of Sangio from Dad's vineyard to Park City then? Some Balcom & Moe from the world-famous Clarkness Monster Vineyard. A meeting of Maryland and Washington palates?

 

[radman]

Hangover.