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Hey Guys, that is HotRodZilla's Primo (Cousin) Humberto from down in Socorro, New Mexico! JSNS, Viva!

 
Oh, man, what is Humberto up to now? All that link tells me is that something is wrong. I'm not on Facebook, so maybe that's it.

I seriously hope my wife isn't trying to kill me. It wouldn't be that hard. Haha...

 
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Oh, man, what is Humberto up to now? All that link tells me is that something is wrong. I'm not on Facebook, so maybe that's it.
I seriously hope my wife isn't trying to kill me. It wouldn't be that hard. Haha...
AJ you know him as Jeremiah, he is Nana Perez's son ese (Sinaloa Perez's!). JSNS, es Verdad!

 
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I thought AJ was related to El Kabong....



As El Kabong's sidekick, Baba Looey AJ got his start in law enforcement.

The resemblance is uncanny....

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Muchas Gracias mi Amigo Guillermo for my new Screensaver, the resemblance is uncanny! JSNS, muy Feo ese!

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Up one of the climbs we made last Saturday. Patch took this pic.
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Hey Beemerdons did you see this?? What a climb eh??

You really need to do something to level that molehill in yer backyard!!! I got tired walking up that fuker!

I can't imagine tryin' it on a powered vehicle.

 
Up one of the climbs we made last Saturday. Patch took this pic.
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Hey Beemerdons did you see this?? What a climb eh??

You really need to do something to level that molehill in yer backyard!!! I got tired walking up that fuker!

I can't imagine tryin' it on a powered vehicle.
Sorry Barry, this is the only photo I remember! You are lucky you did not have to hit the brakes on Miss Lucy Liu, AJ was locked and loaded ese! JSNS, Horny!



 
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From the looks of things this Orange Beast will either kill 'Zilla or get him very physically fit. I am trying to decide which would be the better outcome.

 
First thing Patch should be teaching you is to get your big fat *** off the seat and stand up on the pegs when you are climbing a hill. Otherwise one of these days that pumpkin is going to flip over and piledrive your fat *** into the ground. Also unless you have a Recluse clutch always keep at least one finger on the clutch lever to feather the clutch if needed.

 
First thing Patch should be teaching you is to get your big fat *** off the seat and stand up on the pegs when you are climbing a hill. Otherwise one of these days that pumpkin is going to flip over and piledrive your fat *** into the ground. Also unless you have a Recluse clutch always keep at least one finger on the clutch lever to feather the clutch if needed.
"Big Fat ***" really Billy Fitz, Guillermo you've the damn nerve to call "El Gordo" from Nuevo Mexico "Big Fat ***" ese! JSNS, Fecking Canucks eh!

Here is yamafitter - Bill Fitkowski on top of Passo di Manghen, Italia:

yamafitter: I have to ask this question?

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Does this road make my butt look phat.

 
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First thing Patch should be teaching you is to get your big fat *** off the seat and stand up on the pegs when you are climbing a hill. Otherwise one of these days that pumpkin is going to flip over and piledrive your fat *** into the ground. Also unless you have a Recluse clutch always keep at least one finger on the clutch lever to feather the clutch if needed.
Oh, now you tell me!! Haha...I think I was getting her started. Pretty sure Erik, the guy leading us dropped his bike on a rock that was in the middle of a sharp left, just in front of Patch. I had to get restarted, which is why I was on the seat, and the bike starts better in neutral, whuch is why I was off the clutch.

I know what I'm supposed to do, I'm just not very good at getting it all done at the right time yet. Haha...

Bought some stuff to make my life easier: A hitch mounted bike rack, so I don't have to load the bike into my truck. My truck is so dammed high, riding up a ramp into the tailgate scares the **** out of me. This also gives me access to the bed, and I can put the bike rack on the back of my camper if we take that kind of trip.

Also got a track stand for the bike, because this KTM doesn't have a kickstand. Why? Because KTM kickstand suck...a LOT. Patch says he likes to think they spent all their energy engineering the engine. I'm hoping the bike wasn't built by a team of dipshits. I guess we'll see. Haha...

I was gonna go again this weekend, but I worked a bunch, and the need to sleep got the best of me. As soon as my new carrier shows up, I'll start taking it to Montessa Park and run the bike up all the sand hills and through the whoops and turns and ****, just to improve my skills.

 
Well, you gotta give Juan Pepe credit. That "**** My Pants" song is how he maintains his virginity when he's in the hoosegow. The other vatos are afraid of caca ese'.

 
Also got a track stand for the bike, because this KTM doesn't have a kickstand. Why? Because KTM kickstand suck...a LOT. Patch says he likes to think they spent all their energy engineering the engine.
This is one of those entirely incorrect misconceptions. KTM Kickstands are of very high quality and you will never have a problem with them.

Now, that single bolt that holds said kickstand to the bike...that's another story.
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Also, the kickstand won't give you any problems when it's left behind in the garage.

 
Also got a track stand for the bike, because this KTM doesn't have a kickstand. Why? Because KTM kickstand suck...a LOT. Patch says he likes to think they spent all their energy engineering the engine.
This is one of those entirely incorrect misconceptions. KTM Kickstands are of very high quality and you will never have a problem with them.
Now, that single bolt that holds said kickstand to the bike...that's another story.
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Also, the kickstand won't give you any problems when it's left behind in the garage.


 
Wow.. This has gone queer.

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