I read this great (true) story somewhere once: some Hollywood guy was in the hospital--a Catholic one with where the nurses are nuns. Some of his buds got a hooker and dressed her as a nurse/nun--you know, the habit and everything? These are Hollywood folks, after all, with costumes and all. So she comes into the room, not a single word, starts giving him a sponge bath. Then, still not saying anything at all, well, trying to keep this PG enough and all, she, um, well she gives him the best head ever, being very thorough and leaving no unsightly mess at all. He's thunderstruck. She just leaves, never says a syllable. One minute later, his buddies come into the room. He's trying to tell them about it, they totally refuse to believe him. At ALL. That's the joke. He can't convince them to save his life. I think it's the greatest practical joke I ever heard of. So I was wondering. . . this is Nevada, right? Anybody feel like contributing for, um, a little prank on Old Mikey?
