beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Wheatie mi Amigo, since FJRay is constantly taking this thread off topic, I am going to tell you an Italian joke. Swear to God I heard johnny80s tell this one to Fairlaner last year. NOTE: You can always substitute Irish for Italian in this joke!How come I don't believe that one??https://igra.com/upco...k-in-the-bay-2/ Miss Ty, johnny80s is competing at La Honda, CA that weekend. He and our FJRBluesman are together in the team roping event!Why aren't ya??Wish I were going on this one.
Does johnny even own a rope?
Fucking A Nude Woman On The Beach
An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day,
when he spotted a beautiful naked woman lying on the beach.
Unable to restrain himself, he immediately jumped on her
and proceeded to hump like a rabid rabbit. Soon, however,
the townspeople came out and began to beat the man, calling
him names. "Bastardo!" "Perverto!" They cried out
desperately. "Perverto? I am-a no perverto!" the man
hollered back.
The people responded, "Idiot! Can't you see this woman is-a
DEAD!?".
"DEAD?!", he cried. "My God, I thought she was-a English!"