Papa Chuy Viejo Hired a New Secretary Today!

beemerdons · May 22, 2015

To hoom it mae consern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRIANNA

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me.

Papa Chuy Viejo's response:

Dearest Brianna,

It's OK honey, I've got spell check.

See you Monday. Don Stanley

bigjohnsd · May 22, 2015

I like Brady's Wife better, she's a sure earner.

JSNS

Bearly Flying · May 22, 2015

Don Staney's funeral will be held......????.

Either Miss Donna will kill him, or Brianna will be too much for the old fart....

Either way, He's a Dead Man Walking....