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Some guy told me the other day that he missed a deadline on a part I needed because the delivery date 'must have been in his blind spot'.  I've never felt such confusion, anger and nausea at the same time before.  I had to walk away before I did something I would later regret and perhaps cost me a job that I really like as well.  But I did tell his boss that joe dogsqueeze would have a very enlarged blind spot soon if he continued practicing that kind of dialog when attempting to rationalize his incompetance. what a frickin bozo.  Hope you guys don't mind me sharing that with you!!  (sorry YT)
FJReady
Damn! You really can insult someone in a political correct way!! COOL!

(Note to self... Add DogSqueeze to insult list.)

 
Oh Ya, as long as you guys brought up corporate stuff, using the term "product" when speaking of a product, like product was the name of the product. So instead of " we sell four hundred million pounds of cheeze doodles per year" they say we sell four hundred million pounds of product per year". I hear that all of the time on the how things are made shows my kids love to watch.

And as for ferocious, I think we should start using that word all of the time. Especially when you hear someone use the term fierce. Look at them and say, "don't you mean ferocious" with "you moron" tacked on the end for good measure.

 
Gross Buffoonery is another favorite of mine......we have some of that on occasion too.....

 
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Off on a tangent, but the words people use that are not words...

Like, 'orientated' and 'irregardless'. Like finger nails on a chalkboard! The sad thing is, they are used so frequently that they have added these to most spell checkers, too!

 
"Anyway, ..." Example: "Anyway, what we really need to concentrate on is..."

The word "anyway" is a polite hint to others in the room to completely discount and ignore the previous speaker's comments. Hate it.

I HATE being referred to as a resource.
That's awful.

boardsNbikes

 
When describing a bike accident are words loke "Akimbo" and "Askew" alright?
Um, Er, "Akimbo" means standing with your hands on your hips..."She faced him, arms akimbo..." "Askew" is what you want--though I've always liked "*** over tea-kettle" --earthy and nursery school at the same time.

 
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I don't know why, but I first noticed "plethora" being overused and showing up everywhere. Then "whatnot". For some reason, "whatnot" really makes me grind my teeth. I like it when new catchphrases and slang start being used in advertising. (Like when McDonalds started using Micky D's) Then you know that

word or phrase is over.

John

 
you know what I'm sayin? that's so bogus. My all time favorite:

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" :D

(special to yanktar)

 
Trendy words and phrases don't bother me so much as someones nervous laughter at the end of a statement. And it is represented here, in this forum, with cute clickable smilies. Punctuate your thoughts with cartoons and your creditability goes right out the window.

 
On a serious note, I like using odd words, Like debocle. I get to use that one at work all the time, along with quagmire. We seem to have lots of debocles and quagmires at work.
I prefere ClusterF$%k myself.

 
Add the use of the words "and such" to the peeves list for me! (e.g., "we rounded up all of the dog-sqeezes and such, and shot them")

 
If you say, "Irregardless", you might be an *****.
Irregardless of your post, it was orientated in such a manor as if to have ignored or disirregarded my previous post vis a vis your post quotated above... :p

 
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Crap, I understand your post and you are right.

I have a good memory, but it is short. Yuck Yuck

 
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