#1825
"My daughter and her boyfriend just came over. Then one of my daughters friends came over. So there's me and these 18-20 year olds watching a movie. While the movie is paused, my daughter's b/f says, "Hey Tom, I was reading an email this morning about some ******* that put NOS energy drink in his bike's gas tank thinking it was octane booster. You want me to send you the link to the thread?" Then the other girl that came over says, "Yeah, my dad showed me that this morning. He was on his lawnmower forums ***I didn't know there were lawnmower forums!***and they were talking about it. We laughed our ***** off."
That **** happened like two minutes ago. Dude, you know you've achieved epic fail when a 40 y/o man, me, is sitting around BS'ing with a bunch of 18-20 y/o's and YOU come up in the conversation as FAIL. "