Gramps
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[SIZE=10pt]A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her ******l lips reduced in size because they are too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insists that the surgery keep it secret and the surgeon agrees. [/SIZE]
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she finds three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
[SIZE=10pt]"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" [/SIZE]
The surgeon tells her he carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose is from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asks.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.”
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she finds three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
[SIZE=10pt]"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" [/SIZE]
The surgeon tells her he carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose is from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asks.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.”
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