Superbowl

[FlyingLow]

I'm a born and raised San Diegan, Charger fan since 1969, and I really hate the Super Bowl this year. Nothing good in this at all.

****. So close.

 

[uctofeej]

This just in:

Bellichek announces changes in the line-up.

With Tom Brady's foot in a cast, third string QB, rookie Matt Guttierez from Idaho State, will get the nod. "Hell, we're so damn good, we can beat these punks with anyone under center," said the crafty coach.

The elderly Mike Vrabel will move to wide receiver while Randy Moss will play on the other side of the ball at the slot corner in their nickel package. "Vrabel's got more superbowl touchdown receptions than the whole Giants team put together, so it just makes sense. Never mind that he's slow," added Bellichek. "We're hoping they'll put a defensive lineman on him anyway."

In a team press conference, Moss said, "I figure I can fight their receivers for the ball and, you know, um, get a defensive touchdown for a change. I'll just go up and get the ball. They can't stop us anyway, so this is my chance to show I can go both ways," said the nearly unstoppable superstar.

Not everything is changing, though. Vince Wilfork, a notorious "U" player, said he plans to poke Giants running back Brandon Jacob in the eye again. "Except this time, I'll do it at the bottom of the pile so no one sees it, like the coach told me to," quipped Wilfork.

Meanwhile, Giants coach, Tom Coughlin didn't have much to say other than, "We're busy adjusting our alignment to meet whatever these guys are doing, because if we read it in the news, it's gotta be true, right?"

 

[Fred W]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks, that was rich...

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

A few possible weaknesses the Giants might exploit are the aging Patriot linebackers: The aren't quite as fast and it has been a long and hard season. They have at times seemed to have problems filling the slots in the running game, and covering the middle routes in the flat. Patriots had difficulty shutting down the 10-20 yard passes in the middle. Another thing mentioned once in a game by an announcer (sorry don't remember who) is Hobbs's height. He's shorter than many wide outs, and might be exploited. And Moss has been shut down for two games by double teaming him, and the big explosive bombs have been taken away from the game plan. Just a couple thoughts.

And let's not forget the Giants played the Pats very tough for 3+ quarters. Anybody who says the Giants don't have a chance is smoking something funny. But if all goes as planned, I don't think the Patriots do anything but pull it out in the end.

 

[Checkswrecks]

But if all goes as planned and as Bellcose's spies have reported, I don't think the Patriots do anything but pull it out in the end.

There, fixed it for ya.

:glare:

 

[wheatonFJR]

I hear the stadium is already setup so the Patriots will always know the NYG plays as they are called...

...and if that doesn't work...the refs will blow the play dead 'till they get the comm systems worked out.

:lol:

 

[v65]

I don't think the Patriots do anything but pull it out in the end.

Yup that is what I expect. I really think that the Giants have to win soundly, which doesn't seem likely. Playing the Pats close doesn't seem to be an effective way to win.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I hear the stadium is already setup so the Patriots will always know the NYG plays as they are called...
...and if that doesn't work...the refs will blow the play dead 'till they get the comm systems worked out.

:lol:

Now that's just plain wrong! I heard the refs are the ones giving the Patriots the Giant's plays.....

 

[zorkler]

If the giants cant get to brady forget about it brady will have a feild day .Also the giants d has to keep moss to the inside and when he catches the ball bang him hard he does not like to be hit hard he likes the outside runs .

 

[ionbeam]

I hear the stadium is already setup so the Patriots will always know the NYG plays as they are called...
...and if that doesn't work...the refs will blow the play dead 'till they get the comm systems worked out.

:lol:

Now that's just plain wrong! I heard the refs are the ones giving the Patriots the Giant's plays.....

In the rush to make news about 'Spy Gate' some things weren't so well reported. Every team in the league is allowed to view the other team's signal calling. Every team can write down, draw, dictate to tape or hire a mime to document the signals from the other team. The only thing they aren't allowed to do this season is to take pictures. The wicked bad Patriots did violate the rules and film the signals. You can bet your bippy that almost all the other successful teams are watching everyone else’s signal calling. While fun to bash the guilty Patriots, the defensive signals are only a small part of only 1/2 the game. If the players can't execute the game plan the plays don't matter.

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[Joe2Lmaker]

Every team can write down, draw, dictate to tape or hire a mime to document the signals from the other team.

I'm trying to picture a mime on the sidelines interpreting the other team’s signals.

 

[uctofeej]

Every team can write down, draw, dictate to tape or hire a mime to document the signals from the other team.

I'm trying to picture a mime on the sidelines interpreting the other team’s signals.

Here's the mime Bill's been using. Pretty inconspicuous, if you ask me.

 

[ionbeam]

Here is an actual play signal being sent in:

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courtesy of TWN. Picture this sucka!

 

[twowheelnut]

:blink:

:lol:

 

[uctofeej]

Well, we haven't touched on the most important aspect of the Superbowl yet. Who has the best looking cheerleaders? The Patriots or the Giants? My vote is for the Pats, but don't let that influence you.

Hmm, unbeknownst to me, New Yorkers apparently don't like girls. Now that's just wrong! :dribble:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

OK, the game is less than 48 hours away and I want to try a new munchie for the game (besides the usual chips, fritos, bean dip (my wife has banned it for some reason). Any suggestions?

 

[uctofeej]

OK, the game is less than 48 hours away and I want to try a new munchie for the game (besides the usual chips, fritos, bean dip (my wife has banned it for some reason). Any suggestions?

Yogurt-covered pretzels? You can claim it's healthy, but still get a fair amount of non-nutritional food.

 

[Fred W]

OK, the game is less than 48 hours away and I want to try a new munchie for the game (besides the usual chips, fritos, bean dip (my wife has banned it for some reason). Any suggestions?

This may change your life. Two words: Corn Nuts.

You can thank blame me later (for your addiction)

PS - On that bean thing responsible flatulation is the key. Either that or blame the dog. :dntknw:

 

[uctofeej]

OK, the game is less than 48 hours away and I want to try a new munchie for the game (besides the usual chips, fritos, bean dip (my wife has banned it for some reason). Any suggestions?

This may change your life. Two words: Corn Nuts.

You can thank blame me later (for your addiction)

PS - On that bean thing responsible flatulation is the key. Either that or blame the dog. :dntknw:

If flatulence is the issue, you could always get some Kashi GoLean cereal for a snack. That stuff will make you gassy beyond belief. Then, you could "offer" to go back to the less gassy bean dip as a compromise. Just a thought.

 

[Fred W]

OK, the game is less than 48 hours away and I want to try a new munchie for the game (besides the usual chips, fritos, bean dip (my wife has banned it for some reason). Any suggestions?

This may change your life. Two words: Corn Nuts.

You can thank blame me later (for your addiction)

PS - On that bean thing responsible flatulation is the key. Either that or blame the dog. :dntknw:

If flatulence is the issue, you could always get some Kashi GoLean cereal for a snack. That stuff will make you gassy beyond belief. Then, you could "offer" to go back to the less gassy bean dip as a compromise. Just a thought.

I like your thought process on this one... :clapping: