Wheaton finally rides to California

[Old Michael]

...t and I was passed out drunk, in my camp reclining chair by the fire!

Again. BC.

Was your *** sore when you woke up, Don?

 

[beemerdons]

...t and I was passed out drunk, in my camp reclining chair by the fire!

Again. BC.

Was your *** sore when you woke up, Don?

Thank God, No Mick; I sleep on my back and Niehart was over at the Nakusp Hotel downtown! I do think that Bustanut joker gave me a Jerkins lotion hand job though!

 

[Tyler]

Here's a 14 day forecast for Fortuna that looks pretty optimistic for the days planned for riding in that vicinity:

IT.

WILL.

NOT.

RAIN.

Because I said so.

 

[FJRay]

Here's a 14 day forecast for Fortuna that looks pretty optimistic for the days planned for riding in that vicinity:

IT.

WILL.

NOT.

RAIN.

Because I said so.

I'll bet even mother nature won't argue with Miss T.

 

[escapefjrtist]

Here's a 14 day forecast for Fortuna that looks pretty optimistic for the days planned for riding in that vicinity:

IT.

WILL.

NOT.

RAIN.

Because I said so.

I'll bet even mother nature won't argue with Miss T.

I sure hope Miss T is right and has the necessary connections ...need a little bit of sun to dry the moss out!

--G

 

[wheatonFJR]

5...

 

[FarWestFastEddie]

Wheatie, Humboldt County may be in California, it is a complete different location, Coastal Fog, Chances of Fog, possibility clearing in the afternoon with fog likely. Dress for fog, plan on fog and if there is anything else. then my friend you have won the game. I got a kick out of James B.s report of "cold 60's" in the bay area.. HAHA, summer here is mid to low 60's....... and of course, FOG...

 

[wheatonFJR]

Wheatie, Humboldt County may be in California, it is a complete different location, Coastal Fog, Chances of Fog, possibility clearing in the afternoon with fog likely. Dress for fog, plan on fog and if there is anything else. then my friend you have won the game. I got a kick out of James B.s report of "cold 60's" in the bay area.. HAHA, summer here is mid to low 60's....... and of course, FOG...

Thanks for the advice...

I am seeing forecasts of temp variations of 20s to 100+ degrees at various locations on the trip...so yes, I have damp weather, dry weather, hot weather, cold weather clothing packed. Without heated gear that adds up to quite a bit of "stuff".

(please don't drone endlessly on about how come I don't have freakin' heated gear yet...unless you plan on damn well paying for it. )

This trip is costing a small fortune (in Wheaton terms) and have already gone a few bridges too far costwise to do this trip. All in all this trip will be some of the best money spent ever...I will have gone...instead of not gone. Soaking it all in is enough for me...

 

[beemerdons]

5...

What a damned pity Mark, only 5 inches. You indeed must truly be half Scandihoovian and half Scottish, to be Irish you would need at least a full 9 inches! jes' sayin'

 

[wheatonFJR]

4...

 

[wheatonFJR]

5...

What a damned pity Mark, only 5 inches. You indeed must truly be half Scandihoovian and half Scottish, to be Irish you would need at least a full 9 inches! jes' sayin'

Well, I'm part Irish,too...but didn't want to mention it with all the Irish crazies on the board that seem to have an overwhelming desire to talk about schlong size. Overcompensating I would guess.

My thoughts run along the lines of "speak softly and carry a big stick". Actions speak louder than words...for sure.

Those that speak loudly...I feel bad for you. Just hang on to that shamrock and hope for the best I guess.

 

[beemerdons]

4...

Oh my God wheatonFJR, get yourself a script for either Cialis or Viagra!

You'll be at a huge disadvantage with Kali girls only packing 4 inches!!

Bro' Mark, I'll order up one of these for you ASAP! Maybe it'll help you!

 

[exskibum]

Oh my God wheatonFJR, get yourself a script for either Cialis or Viagra!
You'll be at a huge disadvantage with Kali girls only packing 4 inches!!

Bro' Mark, I'll order up one of these for you ASAP! Maybe it'll help you!

With this flurry of schlong size posts by our Spanish speaking Irishman, whatddya bet that we've got a proud new owner of an internet certified 12 inches? Conga rats, senor. Coy of you not too mention the enhancement product, but most of us will surmise which sunny southwestern state has been receiving shipments of those advertised millions of Extenze tablets. Was it the Jimmy Johnson commercials or the inbox spam that won you over? :lol:

 

[beemerdons]

Oh my God wheatonFJR, get yourself a script for either Cialis or Viagra!
You'll be at a huge disadvantage with Kali girls only packing 4 inches!!

Bro' Mark, I'll order up one of these for you ASAP! Maybe it'll help you!

With this flurry of schlong size posts by our Spanish speaking Irishman, whatddya bet that we've got a proud new owner of an internet certified 12 inches? Conga rats, senor. Coy of you not too mention the enhancement product, but most of us will surmise which sunny southwestern state has been receiving shipments of those advertised millions of Extenze tablets. Was it the Jimmy Johnson commercials or the inbox spam that won you over? :lol:

Dear Rich, it was definitely the Jimmy Johnson commercial! Say, did you see my endorsement letter and picture over on the Extenze website?

 

[TomInPA]

Oh my God wheatonFJR, get yourself a script for either Cialis or Viagra!
You'll be at a huge disadvantage with Kali girls only packing 4 inches!!

Bro' Mark, I'll order up one of these for you ASAP! Maybe it'll help you!

With this flurry of schlong size posts by our Spanish speaking Irishman, whatddya bet that we've got a proud new owner of an internet certified 12 inches? Conga rats, senor. Coy of you not too mention the enhancement product, but most of us will surmise which sunny southwestern state has been receiving shipments of those advertised millions of Extenze tablets. Was it the Jimmy Johnson commercials or the inbox spam that won you over? :lol:

Dear Rich, it was definitely the Jimmy Johnson commercial! Say, did you see my endorsement letter and picture over on the Extenze website?

Some mornings, I read the posts here and realize, I just need to grin and bear it.

 

[exskibum]

Dear Rich, it was definitely the Jimmy Johnson commercial! Say, did you see my endorsement letter and picture over on the Extenze website?

No, Don, but I'll click right over there and check it out -- I love the testimonials. But first time I saw Jimmy hawking Extenze, I was struck by how much you and he look alike. Hung alike, now too, huh?

Some mornings, I read the posts here and realize, I just need to grin and bear it.

Well, shi-ite, Tom!!!! Looks like you're gonna be the most popular forumite with the ladies on any ride from here after.

May I suggest that the two of you get together to counsel ShinyPartsUp re: the dual implications of his "too large garage" post from last week? Don has some experience counseling SPU on such matters, and who better to address the corollary "car size" issue than two famous endorsers of a product that may answer his post's veiled plea for help?

This forum is the GO TO place for all manner of FJR and rider assistance issues. :clapping:

 

[wheatonFJR]

I was going to point my dad and uncle to post #1 of this thread for my trip itinerary...but have decided...maybe not.

 

[airboss]

In a vane atempt to put this thread back on topic.

Just finished a 4 hour shake down cruise on the FJR, everything works, nothing fell off, filled the tank up, I'm ready to roll.

 

[wheatonFJR]

In a vain atempt to put this thread back on topic.

Just finished a 4 hour shake down cruise on the FJR, everything works, nothing fell off, filled the tank up, I'm ready to roll.

attaboy Karl! Good luck to ya. :clapping:

I have some gpx files to email to you for Thursday and Friday of the first week from Paso Robles...

If Bugnatr confirms the route on the 25th...I'll make a gpx of that and send it along.

 

[beemerdons]

ATTENTION! ACHTUNG! ATENCION! BANZAI!

I just received a phone call from Big-D, Dan C. of Lake Havasu City, AZ: And Dan is NOT going to be able to make this trip; somethings have come up he has to deal with on the homefront!

So does anyone need a room mate for Thursday night-Paso Robles, Friday-Santa Clara, Saturday-Bodega Bay and Fortuna for Sunday night? If you'd like to share the costs of these nights lodgings: Please contact Don Stanley at either 480-440-4666 or [email protected]

I don't smoke, don't smell like RadioHowie, do drink heavily and I don't fart or snore any worse than Niehart does! Great and outstanding damned endorsement, eh! If I don't hear from anyone by a week from today, I'll just book myself solo for the Wheatie/airboss Rolling Cluster Feck!