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Woman Talks, Man Hears What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears... blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah...

The PCM in the later model Dodge cars and trucks are very picky about the battery voltage. If you needed to jump start the truck because of a low or dead battery battery, chances are you need to replace it. I'd take the truck to AutoZone and have them check the battery. If the charge is too...

Pierre the French Fighter pilot took his girlfriend, Marie, on a picnic in the woods near a mountain stream. The had the cheese, wine, crackers and cold cuts spread out on the blanket and after a bit they started necking. Marie tell Pierre, "kiss my lips, Pierre!" Pierre grabs the bottle of...

As a retired military member that was stationed overseas and working for Air Mobility Command, the agency that would ship a vehicle by, this is total BS. Not even General officers got a privately owned vehicle shipped via air. When I went overseas, I had to take my vehicle to a stateside port...

Ole and Lena are out for a spring ride. Ole starts feeling his oats and says to Lena over the Autocom, "Hey Lena? What do ya say ve pull over der for a bit of loving?" Lena: "Oh no Ole! I can't! It's that time of the month!" "Aw Lena....." "Ole, I told you no!" A few more miles and Ole is...

The first three times.....no. The first three wanted a "knight in shining armor" and when the shine wore down a bit, they wanted out. This time I really think I got it figured out. She is a strong woman that can live independently of me and wants me to be me. She supplies advice when asked and...

OK I just watched Under Siege again the other night. One of my favorite lines from that movie crack me up everytime I watch it. Gary Busey's charcter, Cmdr Krill, dressed as a drag queen after shooting his Captain dead: Krill: Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation? Strannix: Not at...

I'd love to know where you got this info, cause I can't find anything on it! Ray

From what I gather after Ron took his ride, the first 1/3 of the trip out of Red Bluff got straightened and smoothed out. The remaining distance is still pretty nice to ride, but from what he said the best parts are gone. I believe it's still worth the ride. We gotta start electing government...

I got a friend of mine that lives in Paradise, CA. He is a somewhat active member over at Pashnit and he recently posted the following: Sat I took a ride to Red Bluff to check out the new Kawawalskis at the fairly new dealership there. After I got done drooling on most everything they had in...

Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. Gunny Tom Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

Just where Germany said. The second slider down is called sound enhancer. Thats will boost the volume. Near the bottom is the slider to adjust the shuffle of the songs you have. One of the things I did was to create a playlist (I called mine Roadtunes) to put together about 300 songs to listen...

I've had that problem with mine too. It seems some of the software in iTunes won't recognize the song tracks on some CD's. What I've done is let it load onto the computer then Right click on the first track. On the pop-up click on get info. That should bring up a window with 6 tabs on it. Click...

One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin , a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical...

Thanks for the info! For techo-challenged folks like me, I was wondering if my older DVD's were gonna become obsolete but as long as the BluRay players will play them, I guess I'll just wait a while before I take the plunge to buy one. Besides, I still have an old 32 inch JVC analog tv thats...

My question is this: Is any of the big companies and or studios gonna continue to produce plain old DVD's for the techno-challenged folks like me? Or am I gonna have to buy a BluRay player for any new movies I decide I want to buy? I have probably on the order of 400 or so DVD's and if...

Sounds to me they are trying to re-invent the F-4 Phantom......... Americas proof to the world that given enough engine power, even a brick will fly! :lol: Ray :P

An older man approached a younger woman inside the mall and said, "Excuse me, I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" Compassion immediately welled up within her and she replied, "Oh absolutely." She then asked, "Do you know where your wife might be?" "I...

Retired USAF E-6 1979-1999 1979 Lackland AFB Basic Training 1979 Lackland AFB Security Police Academy 1980-1985 Grand Forks AFB, ND 321st Missile Security Squadron 1985 Chanute AFB, IL Aerospace Propulsion School trainee (Jet Engine Mechanic) 1985-1994 Dover AFB, DE 436th Field Maintenance...

Need I say more? <--------------------- Ray