patch308
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And this goes with Old Michael's post...bring a good camera and a tripod...these are all from around here...enjoy!
Fine by me Scorpion dik.. Just remember to bring tweezers. The gen III anus shavers are da bomb!Alright Fuckhead, Papa Chuy is putting you on notice; you're going to SW-FOG in 2012 next year, even if I have to drag your girlie man ass out West by your anus hairs!Not gonna happen again this year folks.. An opportunity to generate much needed $$ has presented itself, and as I've mooched off enough of you this year, I feel it best I take advantage of this temporary job.
Cripes! You'd think for the rates you charge you'd be available at least 24/5.. That being said.if you guys have any questions feel free to let me know...I'll help if I can. between 2:00pm and6:00pm.
patch308, Jesu Cristo-you would think this El **** Grande has never screwed a burro before; the lying Owosso *******.Cripes! You'd think for the rates you charge you'd be available at least 24/5.. That being said.if you guys have any questions feel free to let me know...I'll help if I can. between 2:00pm and6:00pm.
How would you suggest I rid meself of these anal fleas I got from yer damned burros ya sent last month?
phroenips, There is a 50-50 chance that I may be riding Miss Lucy Liu, my 2003 FJR, to Taos. She has not moved since Gisele, my BMW K1600GT, rolled into the garage six weeks ago. I keep her on a Battery Tender and once a week I run her motor for five minutes. Last night while firing her up, I felt really bad that she is not being ridden. So, I am changing her oil and filter this AM (Rotella-to answer the oil question), then riding into Phoenix to get new Michelin Pilot Road 2's mounted on her. When I walk out to the corral on Monday at o'darkthirty, I'll make the decision of which moto to ride to SW-FOG 2011!Hey Patch, just tell all your LEO buddies that anyone riding on an FJR next week shouldn't be bothered at all. Now, if they see that manatee-****** Don riding his barge of a BMW (1600 GT)....they can do whatever the hell they want to him.
This thing pork sword is still on? in!
So, now every Irish cop is a suspect?The New Mexico State Police interviewed the woman and here is her statement: "The Officer was extremely well endowed!"
Geezer: Greg, so sorry to hear that you may not be able to come to SW-FOG 2011! We SW-FOG Attendees are keeping our fingers crossed that you can still ride out to New Mexico to join us for the riding fun and madcap frivolity!Not looking good for me this year. Irene kept me holed up most of the week with no power and no way to get to my office, so I have a bunch of work to catch up on. There is still a slim possibility that I can get the bare minimum done tomorrow and still be able to head out Friday AM, but the odds are not good. :angry2:
Sad, but very true! Every Italian and Mexican cop on the entire force is off of the hook! If your last name is O'Keeffe, McNamara, Stanley or O'Flahertie you can expect to do some explaining to the top brass!So, now every Irish cop is a suspect?The New Mexico State Police interviewed the woman and here is her statement: "The Officer was extremely well endowed!"
patch308, many thanks to you mi Hermano for the inside local information on motorcycle touring New Mexico. All of the SW-FOG 2011 Attendees appreciate your help.No problelm Big-D, if you guys have any questions feel free to let me know...I'll help if I can. Again, I'm hoping to catch up with some of you once off work, but that won't be till between 2:00pm and6:00pm.
HIGHLANDER's and HYCLE's, have fun and ride safe! You have a great ride route laid out! Be careful, OM and SacramentoMike will be out on those same roads: Muy Peligro, ese!One more w**k day to go,
One more w**k day to go,
Ee - eye Daddy Oh,
One more w**k day to go,
:yahoo:
Then we're off and running.....
Yosemite, Mammoth, St George, Zion, Bryce, Torrey, Durango, Telluride, Taos, North rim GC, ....
Wowser Bud, you are right! He is NOT facing any charges from the State of New Mexico, I figured they would throw the book at him! OK, party hearty FJR Forum Riders!And because the office was ahem "in uniform" <_< there were no laws broken and there will be no punishment from the state. What they do on their break is their own business! :yahoo: Everyone comming out for this little party, have a good ride, watch the animals, take lots of pictures! Enjoy your time in Newer Mexico! Eat the food, but don't drink the water, beer is better!
My apologies, you're a manatee lover WANNABE. I guess out in AZ, you're hoping to find a Gila monster that will grab on and not let go?phroenips, There is a 50-50 chance that I may be riding Miss Lucy Liu, my 2003 FJR, to Taos. She has not moved since Gisele, my BMW K1600GT, rolled into the garage six weeks ago. I keep her on a Battery Tender and once a week I run her motor for five minutes. Last night while firing her up, I felt really bad that she is not being ridden. So, I am changing her oil and filter this AM (Rotella-to answer the oil question), then riding into Phoenix to get new Michelin Pilot Road 2's mounted on her. When I walk out to the corral on Monday at o'darkthirty, I'll make the decision of which moto to ride to SW-FOG 2011!Hey Patch, just tell all your LEO buddies that anyone riding on an FJR next week shouldn't be bothered at all. Now, if they see that manatee-****** Don riding his barge of a BMW (1600 GT)....they can do whatever the hell they want to him.
Oh, and I have NO romantic involvements with manatees whatsoever; I leave manatees (and alligators) to RadioHowie and fljab in Florida!
I still think you should bring Gisele, for two three reasons:
1) So we can all take a closer look, and
2) so we have yet another aspect to make fun of you!
3)So we can take turns trying to wheelie that sonofabitch in the parking lot
I still think you should bring Gisele, for two three reasons:
1) So we can all take a closer look, and
2) so we have yet another aspect to make fun of you!
3)So we can take turns trying to wheelie that sonofabitch in the parking lot
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